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Miranda
@madlymiranda.bsky.social
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28 | Queer/Poly | Pragmatic | Free Spirited Aquarius |
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Oof.
A humble exchange: Me: good morning ☺️ how are you Andrew the Jackass: You have a boyfriend's? What does he do watch? lol he's a beta 😆 Seems like he hasn't been satisfying you. Me: any man that uses "alpha" and "beta" language is automatically a "beta". Because why tf are you concerned about another man's standing? It's pretty bold coming into a girls DMs with immediately insulting her relationship.
November 29, 2025 at 4:27 PM
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I don't have any ice
August 8, 2025 at 9:00 PM
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I have a love-hate relationship with FetLife.
[Screenshot from a chat off FetLife] Red User: lets Chill soon Green User (me): ew no RU: lol why Me: Why would I? RU: because sometimes life get so dull that even just a little excitement is worth it. Definition of excitement I mean to do something risky, meet a new person, go on that random trip, stop at that random spot. Me: meeting a strange man from the internet does not fall under "a little excitement" for me. That sounds like a one way ticket to a 6ft hole in the ground. But thank you for the offer.
July 27, 2025 at 10:51 PM
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Forgot a fork and my school for some reason doesn't carry them so I'm eating spaghetti with my fingers.
July 23, 2025 at 5:14 PM
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Sunset walks
I'm walking Hedy on a pink leash
July 17, 2025 at 3:32 PM
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Are you comfy??
Hedy is in my bed
July 16, 2025 at 11:17 PM
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I'm carrying Hedy
July 16, 2025 at 10:46 PM
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Dirty toes
White paws with a lil mud on them
July 15, 2025 at 2:36 PM
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Morning nap after breakfast and a walk #puppy
Hedy sleeping in front of a window.
July 15, 2025 at 12:12 PM
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Im waiting for her to pee. Idk what she's waiting for.
My dog doesn't want to pee. Instead waits to come back inside then pees.
July 15, 2025 at 1:23 AM
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Do you think she knows she's with me forever? #dog
Hedy sleeping on my arm
July 14, 2025 at 11:34 PM
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Hedys exhausted from the day 💤
Hedy sleeping.
July 14, 2025 at 10:55 PM
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Hedy, my beautiful beautiful girl
Hedy, the dog
July 14, 2025 at 10:11 PM
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Bluesky, meet Hedy! She's a little shy and prefers to hide #dog
Dog Dog hiding
July 14, 2025 at 9:14 PM
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Happy 3 Day Weekend! Spent it getting drunk on the beach 🏖️
Me at on the beach. The sky is blue, there was a big blue umbrella in the sand and I have a blue cooler next to me. Unfortunately the water is murky. Close up of golden firework. Blue Hawaiian drink Mirror selfie! I love this dress a lot.
July 8, 2025 at 7:59 PM
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Taos trip was a success! ⛰️
Colorado Columbine. My new favorite flower. I'm casting spells on my fire A ram at Rio Grande Gorge Bridge Me sitting in a cold ass river, water dripping off my face. I'm wearing a blue bathing suit
June 30, 2025 at 10:53 AM
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What about velvet taco
Velvet Taco
June 11, 2025 at 9:45 PM
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Downtime
I'm Painting with pokemone in the background
June 9, 2025 at 12:51 AM
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Happy Pride! Enjoy Gay Pizza™️
Gay Pizza. It's rectangle.
June 7, 2025 at 8:27 PM
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New Sunday brunch recipes, who's coming over?
A book titled "cooking with semen"
June 1, 2025 at 9:58 PM
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Me and my flag

🩷💚🩵

Happy Pride!!
Miranda in the mirror. She wear little jean shorts and a cropped green tank top. Polysexual flag. Stacked stripes of pink, green, and blue.
June 1, 2025 at 3:18 PM
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Moody mornings
The corner of a bedroom. The bed low with pink floral bedding with build a bears atop. There's a white cube shelf with books and knickknacks. The scene is warmly lit by a Himalayan salt lamp.
May 29, 2025 at 3:52 PM
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Red collar cat is "rat cat". The other is just standard issue cat.
May 29, 2025 at 10:28 AM
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For the lonely soul
A toaster for one slice of bread, available on Facebook marketplace.
May 17, 2025 at 9:56 PM
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I interrupted their nap
Two cats angrily glaring at the camera
May 16, 2025 at 7:43 PM