Miranda
@madlymiranda.bsky.social
28 | Queer/Poly | Pragmatic | Free Spirited Aquarius |
The daycare I work at closed today. The entire staff laid off.
Shit.
Shit.
November 4, 2025 at 3:45 AM
The daycare I work at closed today. The entire staff laid off.
Shit.
Shit.
Trying to hold my hand on a first date is a crazy move.
November 3, 2025 at 11:39 AM
Trying to hold my hand on a first date is a crazy move.
Does someone wanna buy me coco shrimp?
October 29, 2025 at 3:45 PM
Does someone wanna buy me coco shrimp?
Do I have C-PTSD? Is it BPD? Am i autistic?
a cartoon cat with glasses and a lollipop says the world may never know .
Alt: Tootsie Pop Owl handing a lollipop stick to a child stating "the world may never know"
media.tenor.com
October 21, 2025 at 6:27 PM
Do I have C-PTSD? Is it BPD? Am i autistic?
Plug said he'd be back in town by 12. Its 12:30
October 8, 2025 at 5:31 PM
Plug said he'd be back in town by 12. Its 12:30
Asked a guy to send clean STI results to me before we met up.
Sent me a dick pic and said "see? All clean"
Sent me a dick pic and said "see? All clean"
October 6, 2025 at 7:56 PM
Asked a guy to send clean STI results to me before we met up.
Sent me a dick pic and said "see? All clean"
Sent me a dick pic and said "see? All clean"
Cold rotini pasta feels like a little massage on that gum where I got my tooth pulled
September 14, 2025 at 2:27 PM
Cold rotini pasta feels like a little massage on that gum where I got my tooth pulled
I got a tooth pulled this weekend.
I'm eating a popsicle pain free for the first time in my life.
Is this how everyone enjoys popsicles???
I'm eating a popsicle pain free for the first time in my life.
Is this how everyone enjoys popsicles???
September 5, 2025 at 12:12 AM
I got a tooth pulled this weekend.
I'm eating a popsicle pain free for the first time in my life.
Is this how everyone enjoys popsicles???
I'm eating a popsicle pain free for the first time in my life.
Is this how everyone enjoys popsicles???
Think I just realized I don't actually like this guy that's in my bed. Stop making all my stuff smell like you. I want it to smell like ME
September 4, 2025 at 8:23 PM
Think I just realized I don't actually like this guy that's in my bed. Stop making all my stuff smell like you. I want it to smell like ME
Ever spend so long debating on what to do for food it gets late and you just go to bed instead?
August 28, 2025 at 1:17 AM
Ever spend so long debating on what to do for food it gets late and you just go to bed instead?
My fave hobby is kicking men who live with me out of my apartment because they annoy me.
August 20, 2025 at 2:56 AM
My fave hobby is kicking men who live with me out of my apartment because they annoy me.
There's need to be a way to limit how many reels people send to you
August 11, 2025 at 10:23 PM
There's need to be a way to limit how many reels people send to you
I don't have any ice
August 8, 2025 at 9:00 PM
I don't have any ice
Help I made a joke in a neurodivergent FB group and now a couple of autistic bitches are trying to drag me because they didn't understand my joke.
(It wasn't a joke about autism)
(It wasn't a joke about autism)
August 8, 2025 at 5:35 PM
Help I made a joke in a neurodivergent FB group and now a couple of autistic bitches are trying to drag me because they didn't understand my joke.
(It wasn't a joke about autism)
(It wasn't a joke about autism)
Idk what the actual mnemonic is for PEMDAS. I only remember "Please Excuse My Dope Ass Swag"
August 7, 2025 at 11:15 PM
Idk what the actual mnemonic is for PEMDAS. I only remember "Please Excuse My Dope Ass Swag"
Reposted by Miranda
The Guardian can't be a serious journal
Gen Z has brought us the 6pm dinner – and I am not ready for it | Polly Hudson
Gen Z has brought us the 6pm dinner – and I am not ready for it | Polly Hudson
Early evening restaurant bookings are on the rise. Great for commuters and sleep purists, but what about the rest of us?
www.theguardian.com
August 6, 2025 at 3:43 PM
The Guardian can't be a serious journal
Naming yourself Tyler Durden on your dating profile is like a million red flags wrapped into one
August 6, 2025 at 3:32 PM
Naming yourself Tyler Durden on your dating profile is like a million red flags wrapped into one
I'm physically incapable of taking care of myself unless I think I'm going to get praise for doing it 🙈
August 5, 2025 at 12:57 AM
I'm physically incapable of taking care of myself unless I think I'm going to get praise for doing it 🙈
I matched with a girl. She asked me how I felt about fat femme bodies. I told her I don't really have an opinion about bigger bodies, I'm body neutral. Then she unmatched me.
Where did I go wrong?
Where did I go wrong?
August 2, 2025 at 2:20 AM
I matched with a girl. She asked me how I felt about fat femme bodies. I told her I don't really have an opinion about bigger bodies, I'm body neutral. Then she unmatched me.
Where did I go wrong?
Where did I go wrong?
I love making my mother mad with Facts™️
July 31, 2025 at 1:50 AM
I love making my mother mad with Facts™️
Reposted by Miranda
Watching the country be eaten alive by people who can’t tell the difference between satire and news, nor between actual dangers like school shootings or climate change and made up dangers like new outfits or skin colors, feels like having a lobotomy while awake
July 30, 2025 at 6:23 PM
Watching the country be eaten alive by people who can’t tell the difference between satire and news, nor between actual dangers like school shootings or climate change and made up dangers like new outfits or skin colors, feels like having a lobotomy while awake
If a singular other person who is not my bf or a girlfriend calls me babe I'm going to single handedly rip out their throat and tourniquet their dick with their esophagus.
July 28, 2025 at 11:56 PM
If a singular other person who is not my bf or a girlfriend calls me babe I'm going to single handedly rip out their throat and tourniquet their dick with their esophagus.
I'm so sorry but being a dog groomer is a red flag.
July 27, 2025 at 11:39 PM
I'm so sorry but being a dog groomer is a red flag.