ALL OF AMERICA DEAD, would read the USA Today headline if there was anyone left alive to run the paper (there is not though. because they’re all dead.)

The kind of thing you would never know existed until you read it in a William Gibson novel. Subtly indicating someone’s gonna be bad news by describing the rivets on their jeans, the material of their Israeli-made tactical jacket, and the deft application of professional mayo to their sandwich

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I’ve never agreed with the “at least he’s funny” stance but i’m starting to come around. This is hilarious. “An otherwise normal life”

Easy to do when you’ve got you a Chrysler that’s as big as a whale

Although they get points for playing the RHCP version of Love Rollercoaster—not a good song but at least its something obscure and atypical

You’re never going to host The Voice with that attitude

“What we do, see, is we fly up as high as we can, and then, when the engines burn out, we punch so far into the ocean that we can investigate the Titan submersible”

Gotta get a Big Daddy Roth airbrushed on there

Maybe now the Beast will become the Hunted

*shouting over the whistle of an incoming mortar* HERE COMES SANTA CLAUS