A Mule With A Spinning Wheel
@madjaymilton.bsky.social
The world is collapsing around our ears // he/him
TTRPG writing: https://www.drivethrurpg.com/browse.php?author=Justin%20Miland
Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/madjaymilton
TTRPG writing: https://www.drivethrurpg.com/browse.php?author=Justin%20Miland
Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/madjaymilton
We may be going too far with tie-in merchandise
November 2, 2025 at 2:01 PM
We may be going too far with tie-in merchandise
“You see, Marge? Because of me, now they have a sign”
October 30, 2025 at 1:59 PM
“You see, Marge? Because of me, now they have a sign”
Look—I mean…
October 30, 2025 at 12:27 AM
Look—I mean…
I’m going to become 150 jokers
October 23, 2025 at 2:15 PM
I’m going to become 150 jokers
Oh, man, you gotta try this. Almost as good as my grandma’s recipe
October 16, 2025 at 2:20 AM
Oh, man, you gotta try this. Almost as good as my grandma’s recipe
Boss opened up a big Teams meeting by asking if anyone had questions, and I really had to fight the urge to respond with
October 9, 2025 at 5:14 PM
Boss opened up a big Teams meeting by asking if anyone had questions, and I really had to fight the urge to respond with
Hey, I’m a scientist, apparently
October 5, 2025 at 8:37 PM
Hey, I’m a scientist, apparently
“My nephew just signed up for the Marines to pay for college, but that’s fun…”
October 3, 2025 at 1:59 AM
“My nephew just signed up for the Marines to pay for college, but that’s fun…”
Getting goatse’d by the tiles at the light rail
September 26, 2025 at 2:31 PM
Getting goatse’d by the tiles at the light rail
I was looking forward to this show not explaining anything, so I was super bummed it was cancelled after one season and couldn’t explain anything
September 13, 2025 at 12:26 AM
I was looking forward to this show not explaining anything, so I was super bummed it was cancelled after one season and couldn’t explain anything
“‘Gerald Ford, dead today in a senseless sex explosion—‘ Really, Phil? What even is that?”
“Look, its just in case, Tom”
“Look, its just in case, Tom”
September 11, 2025 at 1:16 AM
“‘Gerald Ford, dead today in a senseless sex explosion—‘ Really, Phil? What even is that?”
“Look, its just in case, Tom”
“Look, its just in case, Tom”
Post a perfect album from the 90’s that isn’t Nirvana, Pearl Jam, Soundgarden or Alice In Chains
An album so good they had to break up after
An album so good they had to break up after
September 7, 2025 at 7:48 PM
Post a perfect album from the 90’s that isn’t Nirvana, Pearl Jam, Soundgarden or Alice In Chains
An album so good they had to break up after
An album so good they had to break up after
Seattle as of 10 a.m., fogged in. There’s no hint of the buildings just two-three blocks away. I hope a kaiju attack is imminent
September 4, 2025 at 5:11 PM
Seattle as of 10 a.m., fogged in. There’s no hint of the buildings just two-three blocks away. I hope a kaiju attack is imminent
You people bring matches for Mikey?
(Also, “a radio station named FRANK?”, “Mother Crabber,” and “Ricochet Barbecue Sauce”)
(Also, “a radio station named FRANK?”, “Mother Crabber,” and “Ricochet Barbecue Sauce”)
September 3, 2025 at 8:35 PM
You people bring matches for Mikey?
(Also, “a radio station named FRANK?”, “Mother Crabber,” and “Ricochet Barbecue Sauce”)
(Also, “a radio station named FRANK?”, “Mother Crabber,” and “Ricochet Barbecue Sauce”)
Our old mess sergeant's taste buds had been shot off in the war
But his savory collations add to our esprit de corps
To think of all the marvelous ways
They're using plastics nowadays
—Tom Lehrer, “It Makes A Fellow Proud To Be A Soldier”
But his savory collations add to our esprit de corps
To think of all the marvelous ways
They're using plastics nowadays
—Tom Lehrer, “It Makes A Fellow Proud To Be A Soldier”
September 1, 2025 at 3:15 PM
Our old mess sergeant's taste buds had been shot off in the war
But his savory collations add to our esprit de corps
To think of all the marvelous ways
They're using plastics nowadays
—Tom Lehrer, “It Makes A Fellow Proud To Be A Soldier”
But his savory collations add to our esprit de corps
To think of all the marvelous ways
They're using plastics nowadays
—Tom Lehrer, “It Makes A Fellow Proud To Be A Soldier”
A curse upon whomever taught my dad emojis
August 29, 2025 at 11:42 PM
A curse upon whomever taught my dad emojis
Slipping this into my Magic deck to see if anyone at the tournament notices
August 29, 2025 at 1:16 AM
Slipping this into my Magic deck to see if anyone at the tournament notices
Sandwich guy? You mean the subway hero?
August 27, 2025 at 1:53 PM
Sandwich guy? You mean the subway hero?
Watchin' all our friends fall
In and out of Old Paul's
This is my idea of fun
Buying burrito plates
In and out of Old Paul's
This is my idea of fun
Buying burrito plates
August 24, 2025 at 10:19 PM
Watchin' all our friends fall
In and out of Old Paul's
This is my idea of fun
Buying burrito plates
In and out of Old Paul's
This is my idea of fun
Buying burrito plates