Madi “legal vixen” Valentine
@madivalentine.bsky.social
There once was a girl named Madi, everyone thought she was batty. She drank more than tea than booze, watched way too much news, and could tan ass like a leather daddy.
Is it worse to bill or teach others to bill?
April 8, 2025 at 8:38 PM
Is it worse to bill or teach others to bill?
There’s some meeting of the minds in this house.
I said on all four counters, more than just a peak.
Wet ass signature make that litigation weak.
Get a blue pen and a notary for this wet ass signature.
I said on all four counters, more than just a peak.
Wet ass signature make that litigation weak.
Get a blue pen and a notary for this wet ass signature.
My contracts require an even wetter signature than you’re comfortable with
March 19, 2025 at 7:09 PM
There’s some meeting of the minds in this house.
I said on all four counters, more than just a peak.
Wet ass signature make that litigation weak.
Get a blue pen and a notary for this wet ass signature.
I said on all four counters, more than just a peak.
Wet ass signature make that litigation weak.
Get a blue pen and a notary for this wet ass signature.
There are few places I know of that go so hard for Saint Patrick’s.
March 8, 2025 at 9:39 PM
There are few places I know of that go so hard for Saint Patrick’s.
Everything is green.
March 7, 2025 at 9:09 PM
Everything is green.
A rainy wedding!
February 15, 2025 at 8:47 PM
A rainy wedding!
I miss getting to see my buddies on a single app.
February 8, 2025 at 2:04 AM
I miss getting to see my buddies on a single app.
I’ve been less attentive on this app than I should be.
AMA, and we’ll see how it goes.
AMA, and we’ll see how it goes.
February 8, 2025 at 1:19 AM
I’ve been less attentive on this app than I should be.
AMA, and we’ll see how it goes.
AMA, and we’ll see how it goes.
File and find out, honey.
February 5, 2025 at 11:29 PM
File and find out, honey.
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I sincerely don’t know why people aren’t physically stopping those dorks. Move shit. Lock doors. Lose the keys. Everyone switch seats. Turn off all the lights. Switch the signs on the elevator lobby. Make the settings all silly. Use a different language. Wear costumes. Fill rooms with balloons
February 5, 2025 at 11:07 PM
I sincerely don’t know why people aren’t physically stopping those dorks. Move shit. Lock doors. Lose the keys. Everyone switch seats. Turn off all the lights. Switch the signs on the elevator lobby. Make the settings all silly. Use a different language. Wear costumes. Fill rooms with balloons
Gumption to accomplish stuff? In this economy?
February 4, 2025 at 9:40 PM
Gumption to accomplish stuff? In this economy?
I need a proper King cake. @maybell.bsky.social could you help?
January 31, 2025 at 5:19 AM
I need a proper King cake. @maybell.bsky.social could you help?
A staff attorney asking me to take a case because they know I’m good with clients is such a highlight.
December 12, 2024 at 11:30 PM
A staff attorney asking me to take a case because they know I’m good with clients is such a highlight.
Attorneys really turn into silly gooses when the power in the courthouse goes out.
December 11, 2024 at 6:46 PM
Attorneys really turn into silly gooses when the power in the courthouse goes out.
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A white man killed the United Healthcare CEO on camera and NYPD—the largest and most expensive police department in the country—can’t find him. What a joke
December 5, 2024 at 5:33 PM
A white man killed the United Healthcare CEO on camera and NYPD—the largest and most expensive police department in the country—can’t find him. What a joke
I found the Ambassadors and am enjoying it so much.
December 5, 2024 at 7:14 PM
I found the Ambassadors and am enjoying it so much.
It’s my birthday!
December 2, 2024 at 6:24 PM
It’s my birthday!
Starting out Slutty Sunday! Don’t miss any updates on OnlyFans.com/madvalentine15
December 1, 2024 at 5:20 PM
Starting out Slutty Sunday! Don’t miss any updates on OnlyFans.com/madvalentine15
There’s a couple arguing at the table next to me, and the tea is piping hot.
November 30, 2024 at 5:37 PM
There’s a couple arguing at the table next to me, and the tea is piping hot.
How’s everybody feeling about tomorrow?
November 27, 2024 at 6:00 PM
How’s everybody feeling about tomorrow?
What a beautiful Saturday!
November 23, 2024 at 6:49 PM
What a beautiful Saturday!
So glad it’s an office day today.
November 22, 2024 at 8:00 PM
So glad it’s an office day today.
Picked up a new necklace this weekend!
November 18, 2024 at 3:53 PM
Picked up a new necklace this weekend!
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Yoooo law twitter friends! Repost if so inclined so I can find our people 🫶🏻🖤
August 19, 2023 at 2:39 AM
Yoooo law twitter friends! Repost if so inclined so I can find our people 🫶🏻🖤