Madison Vance
@madison01.bsky.social
Pagan, polyam, she/they, Kindness is punk, love animals, f*ck Fascism, book worm, mythology nerd, 30% cryptid, kitchen witch, d*mmit Loki! Love the lost and forgotten, slightly feral, Me, unhinged!? Maybe a little bit.
You've been kidnapped. The characters from the last TV show you watched are trying to rescue you. Who's coming to save you?
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I have a sudden mental image of Lou Zeland creating a distraction with his boomerang fish, followed by the guy who likes to blow things up.
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I have a sudden mental image of Lou Zeland creating a distraction with his boomerang fish, followed by the guy who likes to blow things up.
a group of muppets are standing together with their mouths wide open
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November 26, 2025 at 3:30 PM
You've been kidnapped. The characters from the last TV show you watched are trying to rescue you. Who's coming to save you?
...
I have a sudden mental image of Lou Zeland creating a distraction with his boomerang fish, followed by the guy who likes to blow things up.
...
I have a sudden mental image of Lou Zeland creating a distraction with his boomerang fish, followed by the guy who likes to blow things up.
About six years ago, someone tried to tell me that Halloween wasn't all year round. My response was, "Only because you're not trying hard enough."
November 4, 2025 at 5:02 AM
About six years ago, someone tried to tell me that Halloween wasn't all year round. My response was, "Only because you're not trying hard enough."
The Real Ghostbusters was my favorite Saturday morning cartoon! 💜
September 6, 2025 at 3:42 AM
The Real Ghostbusters was my favorite Saturday morning cartoon! 💜
Phoebe loved this too!
September 2, 2025 at 3:56 AM
Phoebe loved this too!
A few months ago, we were watching Superman, the animated series. There was a villain named Live Wire. As soon as she spoke, I bounced on the couch and exclaimed, "Tank Girl! It's Lori Petty!" Adrian had no idea what I was talking about, so we're watching Tank Girl this weekend.
July 31, 2025 at 6:46 AM
A few months ago, we were watching Superman, the animated series. There was a villain named Live Wire. As soon as she spoke, I bounced on the couch and exclaimed, "Tank Girl! It's Lori Petty!" Adrian had no idea what I was talking about, so we're watching Tank Girl this weekend.
This is...beautiful isn't quite the word I'm looking for. Powerful? Closer.
July 27, 2025 at 10:01 AM
This is...beautiful isn't quite the word I'm looking for. Powerful? Closer.
I shared my umbrella with Tommy Chong outside of a comedy club in Denver, Colorado. He was outside, smoking in the snow before a show. I had a huge golf umbrella and asked him if he wanted to share it while I waited for my bus. He called me a sweet kid and got me a cab home.
July 21, 2025 at 10:15 AM
I shared my umbrella with Tommy Chong outside of a comedy club in Denver, Colorado. He was outside, smoking in the snow before a show. I had a huge golf umbrella and asked him if he wanted to share it while I waited for my bus. He called me a sweet kid and got me a cab home.
That sounds like an amazing dream!
June 30, 2025 at 6:29 AM
That sounds like an amazing dream!
A couple of nights ago, Adrian rolled over in bed, nommed on my head, and sleepily muttered, "braaaiiiins."
I've requested that he no longer play post-apocalyptic, zombie killing games before bed. Heh.
I've requested that he no longer play post-apocalyptic, zombie killing games before bed. Heh.
June 29, 2025 at 8:46 AM
A couple of nights ago, Adrian rolled over in bed, nommed on my head, and sleepily muttered, "braaaiiiins."
I've requested that he no longer play post-apocalyptic, zombie killing games before bed. Heh.
I've requested that he no longer play post-apocalyptic, zombie killing games before bed. Heh.
I stretched while laying in bed reading and tore the pattelar tendon in my left knee. Two and a half years later, and it's mostly healed.
May 21, 2025 at 12:33 AM
I stretched while laying in bed reading and tore the pattelar tendon in my left knee. Two and a half years later, and it's mostly healed.
The Tenth Kingdom, 2000
a man talking to a woman with the words " you must do something magnificent with your life " below him
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April 3, 2025 at 7:56 PM
The Tenth Kingdom, 2000