Both of these birds are majestic in their own right, and both far superior than any nation state. To assign either one as a symbol of a failing human construct is an affront to nature at large. Birds should rule over us!!!

Oh it’s pancake day - I don’t usually eat pancakes, but if I stay at a hotel and the breakfast buffet has one of these pancake machines, I will eat dozens upon dozens of them.

The ice!! I made it to yoga this morning, but to get down my sloped, ice-covered street, I had to get into a deep squat, rest my mat on my lap, and push myself down with my hands. Here’s me:

Annual Super Bowl text from mom. I’m assuming she means Eagles but there was really no context provided.

Oh, I forgot, being a Eurovision Superfan always overrides everything else I listen to - Blanche placed 4th in the 2017 Eurovision final 😅

Still at it

Never is my right eye ptosis more apparent to me than when I have to take an ID photo for work. It gives me a permanently cocked eyebrow, like I’m always bemused (I am)

Remarkably unspectacular in every area of my life except for my boyfriend’s family chat, where I am a comedy legend

Butt 2 butt