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birds, parenting, med lab stuff, ut wilderness. hopeful premed (still)
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(severely condescending tone) Umm let me explain something to you sweetie: [objectively the wrongest information you've ever heard]
February 10, 2025 at 11:53 PM
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I am sorry but this looks like a chicken pretending to be Batman.
February 3, 2025 at 7:18 AM
crime scene perp sighted
January 22, 2025 at 4:26 AM
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the prestige (2006)
think i just solved a paradox.

the trick is to have another cat open the box.
January 18, 2025 at 3:21 AM
Greater Roadrunner in Saint George, UT
January 19, 2025 at 1:56 AM
Red breasted sapsucker in Zion during 2022 #CBC
January 19, 2025 at 1:56 AM
no luck with this year’s #CBC. Went to pick up kid at grandparents’ house and there was an owl in the backyard
January 19, 2025 at 1:52 AM
the Utahn urge to drink a 44oz Diet Coke with creamer at 9pm
January 19, 2025 at 1:48 AM
hmm I don’t think you would be talking to me that way if you knew my NYTimes Spelling Bee stats
January 19, 2025 at 1:46 AM
like the fantasy of being picked from the crowd at a concert to be harry styles girlfriend but mine is I get picked out from in front of the exhibits at the nature center for knowing so much to come be the new expert nature center director
December 23, 2024 at 6:08 AM