[speed date]

HER: hi i’m-

ME: if a fish had sex with a duck would the baby be called a dish or a fuck

HER: what

ME: dish or fuck hurry please

Enjoy this pic of me terrorizing a snowman

Recently I've gotten back into smite.

I haven't lost a game yet. I missed this game a lot.

Day 15. Still safe !!

Day one: I have not been whammed! I will try my hardest to survive this year.

(Being whammed is hearing the "Last Christmas" by Wham! Song but it has to be heard in a public space. Beware of grocery stores.)

I really can't make this shit up lol.

Someone drove their lawnmower to a gas station in Kentucky lol

Since MySims cozy bundle came out, I've just been doing this. Living my best life lol.

I miss animal crossing but specifically, just when the villagers bullied me about my outfit and my home decor

WE MADE EMPANADAS ✨✨✨

Do you think if I bat my eyes enough I could get three new tires for $10? 🤔🤔

I cannot get myself to finish ACOTAR. 🙃

Is it fine if I just skip the first book?

Look at how BEAUTIFUL this set is 😭 I want it so bad.

Like ... Really poopy

Shannon is poopy