madison!
@madepn.bsky.social
she/her • ny(c)/baltimore/came from planet claire • 🏳️🌈 • all opinions = mine
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yorkville has gotten a bit yuppie in the past ~10 years in a way that has somehow made it less bland, and c’mon, you know our old neighbors were anything but bland
November 5, 2025 at 3:27 AM
yorkville has gotten a bit yuppie in the past ~10 years in a way that has somehow made it less bland, and c’mon, you know our old neighbors were anything but bland
right now the answer may be tribeca
November 5, 2025 at 3:13 AM
right now the answer may be tribeca
in other news, I’m canvassing for manhattan DA candidate diana florence (she’s awesome and you should vote for her) and the strangest thoughts come into my head while traveling around the city to different poll sites
November 2, 2025 at 6:24 PM
in other news, I’m canvassing for manhattan DA candidate diana florence (she’s awesome and you should vote for her) and the strangest thoughts come into my head while traveling around the city to different poll sites
delicious thank you 🥰
October 13, 2025 at 6:45 PM
delicious thank you 🥰
yes I loooove scallion pancakes; they would go around injera on the scale
October 9, 2025 at 3:09 AM
yes I loooove scallion pancakes; they would go around injera on the scale
many have questioned my placement of naan; I put it twd the right because of its thickness/texture/because I love naan, but you’ve given me the most convincing argument to move it left
October 8, 2025 at 5:52 PM
many have questioned my placement of naan; I put it twd the right because of its thickness/texture/because I love naan, but you’ve given me the most convincing argument to move it left
the answer to that is that I’ve actually never had mantou before, and xlb is by far the most bread-y out of the array of chinese dumplings
(I plan to try mantou and hua juan soon! continuum 2.0 will have a lot more bread)
(I plan to try mantou and hua juan soon! continuum 2.0 will have a lot more bread)
October 8, 2025 at 5:51 PM
the answer to that is that I’ve actually never had mantou before, and xlb is by far the most bread-y out of the array of chinese dumplings
(I plan to try mantou and hua juan soon! continuum 2.0 will have a lot more bread)
(I plan to try mantou and hua juan soon! continuum 2.0 will have a lot more bread)
I think they’re well-suited for the middle because they‘re a good intro to the more complex breads! corn bread is more twd the right bc it’s complex, texturally
croissant to the right of english muffin; brioche tbd; my opinion on sourdough is redacted bc it’s too controversial for the internet
croissant to the right of english muffin; brioche tbd; my opinion on sourdough is redacted bc it’s too controversial for the internet
October 8, 2025 at 5:48 PM
I think they’re well-suited for the middle because they‘re a good intro to the more complex breads! corn bread is more twd the right bc it’s complex, texturally
croissant to the right of english muffin; brioche tbd; my opinion on sourdough is redacted bc it’s too controversial for the internet
croissant to the right of english muffin; brioche tbd; my opinion on sourdough is redacted bc it’s too controversial for the internet
no, but I am an IVF baby, so ymmv about whether or not I have a soul 🤷🏼♀️
October 8, 2025 at 3:45 PM
no, but I am an IVF baby, so ymmv about whether or not I have a soul 🤷🏼♀️
those & baguettes are to the right of crepes
October 8, 2025 at 3:38 PM
those & baguettes are to the right of crepes
I’m guessing by the 🇨🇦 in your name that you live in canada, but if you’re ever in new york city, I *highly* recommend By the Way Bakery… they sell exclusively gf/df pastries and they are life-changing
October 8, 2025 at 3:01 PM
I’m guessing by the 🇨🇦 in your name that you live in canada, but if you’re ever in new york city, I *highly* recommend By the Way Bakery… they sell exclusively gf/df pastries and they are life-changing
I consider the ability to make good gf bread/pastries a HUGE deal, so a well-made gf loaf of bread is pretty damn close to everything bagel!
October 8, 2025 at 2:26 PM
I consider the ability to make good gf bread/pastries a HUGE deal, so a well-made gf loaf of bread is pretty damn close to everything bagel!
I definitely need to refine the details of this scale… but in the case of banana walnut bread (or any banana bread), it’d be juuuuuuust to the right of an english muffin
October 8, 2025 at 2:22 PM
I definitely need to refine the details of this scale… but in the case of banana walnut bread (or any banana bread), it’d be juuuuuuust to the right of an english muffin
omg thank you so much for doing this! much appreciated
October 8, 2025 at 2:19 PM
omg thank you so much for doing this! much appreciated
more complex than either (not value judgments of any breads I promise! I love them all!)
October 8, 2025 at 5:07 AM
more complex than either (not value judgments of any breads I promise! I love them all!)
due to a naan-compete agreement, your two restaurants will have to be on opposite sides of town
October 8, 2025 at 4:50 AM
due to a naan-compete agreement, your two restaurants will have to be on opposite sides of town
DAMMIT I HAD FORGOTTEN ABOUT THAT GUY
October 8, 2025 at 4:34 AM
DAMMIT I HAD FORGOTTEN ABOUT THAT GUY
too many good breads! in theory I will continue this chart and make it better so thank you for reminding me of all these great breads
October 8, 2025 at 4:32 AM
too many good breads! in theory I will continue this chart and make it better so thank you for reminding me of all these great breads
my opinion on sourdough is too controversial to put onto bluesky, unfortunately
October 8, 2025 at 4:31 AM
my opinion on sourdough is too controversial to put onto bluesky, unfortunately