here is my first rendering of the bread scale of triviality (any suggestions welcome; I love thinking about bread)

happy father’s day to the very best!! if anyone was wondering, there is no difference between @mitchellepner.bsky.social’s online persona and the way he acts in real life. just as literal; cycles between the same ten phrases. wouldn’t ask for anything else!!

that better?

new discovery: my dad (@mitchellepner.bsky.social) looks alarmingly like tim from brainpop. followers of my dad, please confirm that you also see this, and do with this information what you will

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okay that’s it from me! leaving y’all with my favorite crossover event from today at the DNC (stolen from schlossberg’s instagram)

have you ever seen these two men in the same room

bsky is finally letting me upload pics—so happy father’s day to the best dad/potato ever & my favorite niche legal influencer. i love you! thank you for always supporting my creative endeavors, whether it’s a new play i’m writing or this drawing way back from 2010 🩷🥔🩷 @mitchellepner.bsky.social