can americans learn to love breakfast in bed and a handjob

Inspired by orc kendrick/elf drake:
Ent MF DOOM

i love james murphy's slutty little ad-libs

it's the biggest don't kill yourself thursday of the year, repost to not kill yourself on don't kill yourself thursday

Last year, seeing northernlion‘s transformation through his early to mid thirties inspired me to start a cardio habit that helped me shed >30lbs

This year it’s gonna be voice training

youtu.be/YHElt4RRZEs?...

Proposing a bold initiative should a democrat or left leaning candidate take the presidency in 2028: Expand the supreme court by 4 seats.

This would smooth out some of the partisanship in the long run and swing it back to the left immediately.

Results that are currently 5-4 could instead be 6-7

my sexual orientation is vampires

I'm in the market for a beautiful Italian sandwich that will fix my life

need a sharp-tongued baddie to sever my lingual frenulum

It’s so embarrassing to have a big bruise after a show and it was just from hitting myself with the car door

I’m like the reverse samson the way i become powerful when my bangs are trimmed and slowly lose it as they grow out

all i ever wanted was a pair of big naturals / fuck being rational give they what them ask for