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can americans learn to love breakfast in bed and a handjob
December 23, 2025 at 7:41 AM
Inspired by orc kendrick/elf drake:
Ent MF DOOM
December 10, 2025 at 9:56 PM
i love james murphy's slutty little ad-libs
December 6, 2025 at 7:31 AM
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it's the biggest don't kill yourself thursday of the year, repost to not kill yourself on don't kill yourself thursday
November 27, 2025 at 8:20 AM
Last year, seeing northernlion‘s transformation through his early to mid thirties inspired me to start a cardio habit that helped me shed >30lbs

This year it’s gonna be voice training

youtu.be/YHElt4RRZEs?...
The Tier List Supercut
YouTube video by The Library of Letourneau
youtu.be
November 11, 2025 at 7:56 PM
Proposing a bold initiative should a democrat or left leaning candidate take the presidency in 2028: Expand the supreme court by 4 seats.

This would smooth out some of the partisanship in the long run and swing it back to the left immediately.

Results that are currently 5-4 could instead be 6-7
November 11, 2025 at 7:38 PM
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my sexual orientation is vampires
October 25, 2025 at 4:23 AM
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I'm in the market for a beautiful Italian sandwich that will fix my life
September 24, 2025 at 2:59 AM
need a sharp-tongued baddie to sever my lingual frenulum
July 23, 2025 at 12:24 AM
It’s so embarrassing to have a big bruise after a show and it was just from hitting myself with the car door
July 22, 2025 at 3:55 AM
I’m like the reverse samson the way i become powerful when my bangs are trimmed and slowly lose it as they grow out
July 21, 2025 at 6:21 PM
all i ever wanted was a pair of big naturals / fuck being rational give they what them ask for
April 23, 2025 at 7:10 PM