🏴☠️ Maddox 🏴☠️
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New York Times Bestselling author. Thought Leader. Philanthropist. Genius. All my books: http://amzn.to/2ouBGqo
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May have spoken too soon. This is what the "remove background" tool did to my drawing...
December 11, 2025 at 4:33 AM
May have spoken too soon. This is what the "remove background" tool did to my drawing...
I've been shitting on Windows 11 but something I didn't see coming: MS Paint is legitimately awesome now? It's not as full-featured as a Photoshop, but there are a ton of new features here and I'm genuinely impressed. Opacity sliders, new/better UI & default shapes that Adobe has forsaken years ago
December 11, 2025 at 4:30 AM
I've been shitting on Windows 11 but something I didn't see coming: MS Paint is legitimately awesome now? It's not as full-featured as a Photoshop, but there are a ton of new features here and I'm genuinely impressed. Opacity sliders, new/better UI & default shapes that Adobe has forsaken years ago
"ackktchually it's called the 'fog of war.' Sure, the first shot was a direct hit as evidenced by the fire & smoke, but we couldn't see anything so we shot a second round."
December 5, 2025 at 12:49 PM
"ackktchually it's called the 'fog of war.' Sure, the first shot was a direct hit as evidenced by the fire & smoke, but we couldn't see anything so we shot a second round."
Just like these were MS13 tattoos right?
November 29, 2025 at 11:22 PM
Just like these were MS13 tattoos right?
We're bombing speed boats that could totally get to the US with a few tanks of gas off the coast of Venezuela, but pardoning notorious drug smugglers caught trying to bring 400 *tons* of cocaine into the US. That's over 24 buses filled to the brim with cocaine
November 29, 2025 at 7:40 AM
We're bombing speed boats that could totally get to the US with a few tanks of gas off the coast of Venezuela, but pardoning notorious drug smugglers caught trying to bring 400 *tons* of cocaine into the US. That's over 24 buses filled to the brim with cocaine
Took this picture of the Northern Lights last night. Insane that this was visible from California
November 12, 2025 at 10:35 PM
Took this picture of the Northern Lights last night. Insane that this was visible from California
Pictured: two heroes. Sandwich guy found not guilty. Feds stuck with dry cleaning bill, facing upwards of tens of dollars. Court's time used wisely.
November 6, 2025 at 8:16 PM
Pictured: two heroes. Sandwich guy found not guilty. Feds stuck with dry cleaning bill, facing upwards of tens of dollars. Court's time used wisely.
It's been a while since I've made an infographic. Here are the biggest pussies in the animal kingdom. Enjoy!
October 28, 2025 at 9:16 AM
It's been a while since I've made an infographic. Here are the biggest pussies in the animal kingdom. Enjoy!
Unemployment is up but at least we have the new UFC fight coming to the White House
October 12, 2025 at 8:12 AM
Unemployment is up but at least we have the new UFC fight coming to the White House
Pretty chill that half the US ruling-class and political establishment are hiding the Epstein files. Just a reminder, the senate quietly voted 51-49 in favor of keeping the Epstein records sealed while the media wasn't paying attention after Charlie Kirk's death
October 2, 2025 at 9:22 PM
Pretty chill that half the US ruling-class and political establishment are hiding the Epstein files. Just a reminder, the senate quietly voted 51-49 in favor of keeping the Epstein records sealed while the media wasn't paying attention after Charlie Kirk's death
This isn't photoshopped. It's widely understood that this mustache is verboten, as one of the worst people to ever exist sported this mustache; a man who spread fear and lies about groups of innocent people, causing endless suffering. The other person was Hitler.
September 25, 2025 at 6:53 PM
This isn't photoshopped. It's widely understood that this mustache is verboten, as one of the worst people to ever exist sported this mustache; a man who spread fear and lies about groups of innocent people, causing endless suffering. The other person was Hitler.
I guess we should have read the label more closely...
September 25, 2025 at 8:46 AM
I guess we should have read the label more closely...
HUGE ANNOUNCEMENT!
September 24, 2025 at 5:57 PM
HUGE ANNOUNCEMENT!
This is a real tweet
September 21, 2025 at 8:38 PM
This is a real tweet
Might as well, he lied everywhere else
September 12, 2025 at 7:23 AM
Might as well, he lied everywhere else
There's this idiotic & dishonest graph floating around online. Columbine happened in 1999. Doom had sold 3.5M copies by then. The shooters, Dylan & Eric, played Doom. So the per-capita mass-shooting rate of Doom players is high because they represent a larger percentage of a smaller group. Dumb.
August 29, 2025 at 6:53 PM
There's this idiotic & dishonest graph floating around online. Columbine happened in 1999. Doom had sold 3.5M copies by then. The shooters, Dylan & Eric, played Doom. So the per-capita mass-shooting rate of Doom players is high because they represent a larger percentage of a smaller group. Dumb.
Woops! I love using dork-lord supreme Elon's own bot against the mass-hysteria narrative on Twitter.
August 28, 2025 at 5:28 PM
Woops! I love using dork-lord supreme Elon's own bot against the mass-hysteria narrative on Twitter.
Hell yeah! From nearly zero in 2023 to 762 cases, more than double all of 2024 in just 8 months! I dunno guys, maybe an ex-heroine addict who got mercury poisoning from eating too much tuna & a brain parasite from eating road kill wasn't the best choice for HHS
August 18, 2025 at 5:39 PM
Hell yeah! From nearly zero in 2023 to 762 cases, more than double all of 2024 in just 8 months! I dunno guys, maybe an ex-heroine addict who got mercury poisoning from eating too much tuna & a brain parasite from eating road kill wasn't the best choice for HHS
Huh... that's weird, why am I being charged tariffs when buying things online? I thought other countries were going to pay them?
If a political party came out and said "we're going to double your sales tax" people would riot. Yet that's exactly what they did: double sales tax.
If a political party came out and said "we're going to double your sales tax" people would riot. Yet that's exactly what they did: double sales tax.
August 14, 2025 at 4:17 PM
Huh... that's weird, why am I being charged tariffs when buying things online? I thought other countries were going to pay them?
If a political party came out and said "we're going to double your sales tax" people would riot. Yet that's exactly what they did: double sales tax.
If a political party came out and said "we're going to double your sales tax" people would riot. Yet that's exactly what they did: double sales tax.
Trump has federalized Roku City
August 12, 2025 at 5:37 AM
Trump has federalized Roku City
New, from the party of personal freedom & small government! Since we're forcing children to carry rape-babies, demonizing vaccines and banning books, why don't we play all the hits and bring back blood-letting, witch trials and demonizing left-handed people?
August 11, 2025 at 7:37 PM
New, from the party of personal freedom & small government! Since we're forcing children to carry rape-babies, demonizing vaccines and banning books, why don't we play all the hits and bring back blood-letting, witch trials and demonizing left-handed people?
Probably nothing...
August 3, 2025 at 8:46 PM
Probably nothing...
"Here are some familiar faces you may know based on people we've scanned on your device."
Thanks, Google!
Thanks, Google!
August 1, 2025 at 5:28 PM
"Here are some familiar faces you may know based on people we've scanned on your device."
Thanks, Google!
Thanks, Google!
New marching orders dropped! This copy & paste narrative from the machine is some of the most NPC propaganda I've ever seen (via imruiningphotos on 🧵)
July 29, 2025 at 1:15 AM
New marching orders dropped! This copy & paste narrative from the machine is some of the most NPC propaganda I've ever seen (via imruiningphotos on 🧵)