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New York Times Bestselling author. Thought Leader. Philanthropist. Genius. All my books: http://amzn.to/2ouBGqo

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May have spoken too soon. This is what the "remove background" tool did to my drawing...
December 11, 2025 at 4:33 AM
I've been shitting on Windows 11 but something I didn't see coming: MS Paint is legitimately awesome now? It's not as full-featured as a Photoshop, but there are a ton of new features here and I'm genuinely impressed. Opacity sliders, new/better UI & default shapes that Adobe has forsaken years ago
December 11, 2025 at 4:30 AM
"ackktchually it's called the 'fog of war.' Sure, the first shot was a direct hit as evidenced by the fire & smoke, but we couldn't see anything so we shot a second round."
December 5, 2025 at 12:49 PM
Just like these were MS13 tattoos right?
November 29, 2025 at 11:22 PM
We're bombing speed boats that could totally get to the US with a few tanks of gas off the coast of Venezuela, but pardoning notorious drug smugglers caught trying to bring 400 *tons* of cocaine into the US. That's over 24 buses filled to the brim with cocaine
November 29, 2025 at 7:40 AM
Took this picture of the Northern Lights last night. Insane that this was visible from California
November 12, 2025 at 10:35 PM
Pictured: two heroes. Sandwich guy found not guilty. Feds stuck with dry cleaning bill, facing upwards of tens of dollars. Court's time used wisely.
November 6, 2025 at 8:16 PM
It's been a while since I've made an infographic. Here are the biggest pussies in the animal kingdom. Enjoy!
October 28, 2025 at 9:16 AM
Unemployment is up but at least we have the new UFC fight coming to the White House
October 12, 2025 at 8:12 AM
Pretty chill that half the US ruling-class and political establishment are hiding the Epstein files. Just a reminder, the senate quietly voted 51-49 in favor of keeping the Epstein records sealed while the media wasn't paying attention after Charlie Kirk's death
October 2, 2025 at 9:22 PM
This isn't photoshopped. It's widely understood that this mustache is verboten, as one of the worst people to ever exist sported this mustache; a man who spread fear and lies about groups of innocent people, causing endless suffering. The other person was Hitler.
September 25, 2025 at 6:53 PM
I guess we should have read the label more closely...
September 25, 2025 at 8:46 AM
HUGE ANNOUNCEMENT!
September 24, 2025 at 5:57 PM
This is a real tweet
September 21, 2025 at 8:38 PM
Oops! Jk!
September 16, 2025 at 6:33 AM
Might as well, he lied everywhere else
September 12, 2025 at 7:23 AM
There's this idiotic & dishonest graph floating around online. Columbine happened in 1999. Doom had sold 3.5M copies by then. The shooters, Dylan & Eric, played Doom. So the per-capita mass-shooting rate of Doom players is high because they represent a larger percentage of a smaller group. Dumb.
August 29, 2025 at 6:53 PM
Woops! I love using dork-lord supreme Elon's own bot against the mass-hysteria narrative on Twitter.
August 28, 2025 at 5:28 PM
Hell yeah! From nearly zero in 2023 to 762 cases, more than double all of 2024 in just 8 months! I dunno guys, maybe an ex-heroine addict who got mercury poisoning from eating too much tuna & a brain parasite from eating road kill wasn't the best choice for HHS
August 18, 2025 at 5:39 PM
Huh... that's weird, why am I being charged tariffs when buying things online? I thought other countries were going to pay them?

If a political party came out and said "we're going to double your sales tax" people would riot. Yet that's exactly what they did: double sales tax.
August 14, 2025 at 4:17 PM
Trump has federalized Roku City
August 12, 2025 at 5:37 AM
New, from the party of personal freedom & small government! Since we're forcing children to carry rape-babies, demonizing vaccines and banning books, why don't we play all the hits and bring back blood-letting, witch trials and demonizing left-handed people?
August 11, 2025 at 7:37 PM
Probably nothing...
August 3, 2025 at 8:46 PM
"Here are some familiar faces you may know based on people we've scanned on your device."

Thanks, Google!
August 1, 2025 at 5:28 PM
New marching orders dropped! This copy & paste narrative from the machine is some of the most NPC propaganda I've ever seen (via imruiningphotos on 🧵)
July 29, 2025 at 1:15 AM