Melissa Sims
@maddmortician.bsky.social
I run on spite, weed, and caffeine.
🪦Future Mortician🪦
🎃Spooky Queen
💀Elder Emo/Scenior Citizen💀
✡️The Bear Jew
🏳️🌈Queer Auntie🏳️🌈
🪦Future Mortician🪦
🎃Spooky Queen
💀Elder Emo/Scenior Citizen💀
✡️The Bear Jew
🏳️🌈Queer Auntie🏳️🌈
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Sell your Tesla. ❌
Sell your Cybertruck. ❌
Get off Twitter. ❌
Don’t sign up for Starlink. ❌
Bankrupt him. It will take while but it’s possible. ✊🏻
#resist
Sell your Cybertruck. ❌
Get off Twitter. ❌
Don’t sign up for Starlink. ❌
Bankrupt him. It will take while but it’s possible. ✊🏻
#resist
January 26, 2025 at 8:58 AM
Sell your Tesla. ❌
Sell your Cybertruck. ❌
Get off Twitter. ❌
Don’t sign up for Starlink. ❌
Bankrupt him. It will take while but it’s possible. ✊🏻
#resist
Sell your Cybertruck. ❌
Get off Twitter. ❌
Don’t sign up for Starlink. ❌
Bankrupt him. It will take while but it’s possible. ✊🏻
#resist
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These are the good guys supporting DEI. Reward them with your business.
Costco
Meijer
Kroger
Giant Grocery
Ben & Jerry’s
Ulta, Macy’s
Old Navy
Nordstrom’s
TJ Maxx
GoTo Foods ( Moe’s Southwest Grill, Mcalister’s, Auntie Anne’s, Jamba, Cinnabon…)
Dollar Tree
Walgreens
Wegmans
Costco
Meijer
Kroger
Giant Grocery
Ben & Jerry’s
Ulta, Macy’s
Old Navy
Nordstrom’s
TJ Maxx
GoTo Foods ( Moe’s Southwest Grill, Mcalister’s, Auntie Anne’s, Jamba, Cinnabon…)
Dollar Tree
Walgreens
Wegmans
January 26, 2025 at 12:07 AM
These are the good guys supporting DEI. Reward them with your business.
Costco
Meijer
Kroger
Giant Grocery
Ben & Jerry’s
Ulta, Macy’s
Old Navy
Nordstrom’s
TJ Maxx
GoTo Foods ( Moe’s Southwest Grill, Mcalister’s, Auntie Anne’s, Jamba, Cinnabon…)
Dollar Tree
Walgreens
Wegmans
Costco
Meijer
Kroger
Giant Grocery
Ben & Jerry’s
Ulta, Macy’s
Old Navy
Nordstrom’s
TJ Maxx
GoTo Foods ( Moe’s Southwest Grill, Mcalister’s, Auntie Anne’s, Jamba, Cinnabon…)
Dollar Tree
Walgreens
Wegmans
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Donald Trump is officially a convicted felon. That's the post.
January 10, 2025 at 3:13 PM
Donald Trump is officially a convicted felon. That's the post.
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Instead of manifest destiny, maybe try manifesting decent healthcare.
December 29, 2024 at 12:44 AM
Instead of manifest destiny, maybe try manifesting decent healthcare.
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Life on the Murder Scene: the My Chemical Romance documentary is on Tubi. You're welcome.
December 22, 2024 at 5:49 PM
Life on the Murder Scene: the My Chemical Romance documentary is on Tubi. You're welcome.
Some Friday the 13th shenanigans.
December 14, 2024 at 5:34 PM
Some Friday the 13th shenanigans.
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Annual reminder:
Die Hard is about using impossibly limited resources to defend a tower from foreign invaders.
Die Hard is a Hanukkah movie.
Die Hard is about using impossibly limited resources to defend a tower from foreign invaders.
Die Hard is a Hanukkah movie.
December 14, 2024 at 1:55 PM
Annual reminder:
Die Hard is about using impossibly limited resources to defend a tower from foreign invaders.
Die Hard is a Hanukkah movie.
Die Hard is about using impossibly limited resources to defend a tower from foreign invaders.
Die Hard is a Hanukkah movie.
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If I had a dollar for every time I've warned people about this, I'd have a billion dollars.
December 11, 2024 at 6:31 AM
If I had a dollar for every time I've warned people about this, I'd have a billion dollars.
HAPPY NATIONAL MARCHING BAND DAY
November 28, 2024 at 5:55 PM
HAPPY NATIONAL MARCHING BAND DAY
Chronically ill and definitely not chill
November 20, 2024 at 3:58 PM
Chronically ill and definitely not chill
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"Don’t worry, you’ll survive,"
MAGA now says.
Maybe my memory’s a bit hazy, but I seem to recall quite a few people didn’t make it through his first term…
MAGA now says.
Maybe my memory’s a bit hazy, but I seem to recall quite a few people didn’t make it through his first term…
November 18, 2024 at 2:17 AM
"Don’t worry, you’ll survive,"
MAGA now says.
Maybe my memory’s a bit hazy, but I seem to recall quite a few people didn’t make it through his first term…
MAGA now says.
Maybe my memory’s a bit hazy, but I seem to recall quite a few people didn’t make it through his first term…
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I get it… people don’t like talking about it.
It doesn’t change the fact that Abortion is healthcare.
Hopefully you never need one, but it remains an option in case you do.
It doesn’t change the fact that Abortion is healthcare.
Hopefully you never need one, but it remains an option in case you do.
November 16, 2024 at 6:29 PM
I get it… people don’t like talking about it.
It doesn’t change the fact that Abortion is healthcare.
Hopefully you never need one, but it remains an option in case you do.
It doesn’t change the fact that Abortion is healthcare.
Hopefully you never need one, but it remains an option in case you do.
I love that this app give me early Tumblr vibes.
November 16, 2024 at 6:14 PM
I love that this app give me early Tumblr vibes.
@ogmatthewlillard.bsky.social Currently working on a project for school about Punk and the Ideologies of the Scene. Would love to get your perspective (currently watching SLC Punk! as I type this).
November 15, 2024 at 7:53 PM
@ogmatthewlillard.bsky.social Currently working on a project for school about Punk and the Ideologies of the Scene. Would love to get your perspective (currently watching SLC Punk! as I type this).
I hope I make @ogmatthewlillard.bsky.social proud with the assignment I'm working on.
November 14, 2024 at 11:05 PM
I hope I make @ogmatthewlillard.bsky.social proud with the assignment I'm working on.
MY CHEMICAL ROMANCE IS TOURING AGAIN!!!!
The Saviors have returned.
The Saviors have returned.
November 12, 2024 at 6:36 PM
MY CHEMICAL ROMANCE IS TOURING AGAIN!!!!
The Saviors have returned.
The Saviors have returned.
Can we STOP MAKING REMAKES PLEASE?!?!?!
Leave this fucking movie alone
Leave this fucking movie alone
"Stranger Things" star Finn Wolfhard and Jason Reitman (Ghostbusters: Afterlife) reteam on a remake of '90s teen horror comedy IDLE HANDS:
bloody-disgusting.com/movie/383924...
bloody-disgusting.com/movie/383924...
Finn Wolfhard and Jason Reitman Remaking the 1990s Horror Movie 'Idle Hands'!
Rodman Flender’s 1990s horror-comedy Idle Hands is getting a remake, with Finn Wolfhard ("Stranger Things") attached to write and possibly co-direct the
bloody-disgusting.com
November 12, 2024 at 5:34 PM
Can we STOP MAKING REMAKES PLEASE?!?!?!
Leave this fucking movie alone
Leave this fucking movie alone
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Starting a thread of blocklists to share (feel free to reply with your favorites)
November 10, 2024 at 4:50 PM
Starting a thread of blocklists to share (feel free to reply with your favorites)
My Chemical Romance posted this to Instagram not that long ago
WHAT DOES IT MEAN????????
ARE THE SAVIORS BACK?????
WHAT DOES IT MEAN????????
ARE THE SAVIORS BACK?????
November 11, 2024 at 10:19 PM
My Chemical Romance posted this to Instagram not that long ago
WHAT DOES IT MEAN????????
ARE THE SAVIORS BACK?????
WHAT DOES IT MEAN????????
ARE THE SAVIORS BACK?????