Dr. Maddkap, Werepsychologist
@maddkap.bsky.social
Furry's resident psychologist, Dr. Maddox "Mads" Kaplan. RL Psychologist, OC Werewolf Hellhound Supervillain. CEO of #Maddkorp (formerly LexCorp). Queer.
That’s how I first played it. Well, Castle Wolfenstein anyway.
DOOM on PC Speaker/Beeper for sound is a vibe all of its own.
November 26, 2025 at 4:48 PM
That’s how I first played it. Well, Castle Wolfenstein anyway.
There’s actually a Catholic saint named Saint Homobonus, and he’s the patron saint of business people.
I’m hoping to get a homo bonus this year too.
I’m hoping to get a homo bonus this year too.
November 26, 2025 at 3:12 PM
There’s actually a Catholic saint named Saint Homobonus, and he’s the patron saint of business people.
I’m hoping to get a homo bonus this year too.
I’m hoping to get a homo bonus this year too.
If you learned how to back up in a car by putting your arm over the passenger seat and turning all the way around to look out the rear window … what strength are your reading glasses?
July 14, 2025 at 2:18 PM
If you learned how to back up in a car by putting your arm over the passenger seat and turning all the way around to look out the rear window … what strength are your reading glasses?
I don't encourage illegal activity. But if someone were to share this article so we don't have to have an Atlantic subscription to read it, that would be in the public interest.
March 25, 2025 at 12:29 AM
I don't encourage illegal activity. But if someone were to share this article so we don't have to have an Atlantic subscription to read it, that would be in the public interest.
@delusionalnewt.bsky.social If
you want a break from reality, we’re hiring at #LexCorp. Come
be a supervillain with us!
you want a break from reality, we’re hiring at #LexCorp. Come
be a supervillain with us!
March 24, 2025 at 3:43 PM
@delusionalnewt.bsky.social If
you want a break from reality, we’re hiring at #LexCorp. Come
be a supervillain with us!
you want a break from reality, we’re hiring at #LexCorp. Come
be a supervillain with us!
I hope @aoc.bsky.social has more guts than all the bland Democrats who sat and listened quietly to Trump, like the good little obedient opposition party. Otherwise we are truly fucked.
March 5, 2025 at 12:56 PM
I hope @aoc.bsky.social has more guts than all the bland Democrats who sat and listened quietly to Trump, like the good little obedient opposition party. Otherwise we are truly fucked.
At what point will Democrats start showing some civil disobedience? Trump and Musk don’t care if you protest, or if you give speeches and have committee meetings. You need to shut things down.
OBSTRUCT. SHOUT THEM DOWN. FORCE THEM TO DRAG YOU OFF IN FRONT OF THE CAMERAS.
Then do it again.
OBSTRUCT. SHOUT THEM DOWN. FORCE THEM TO DRAG YOU OFF IN FRONT OF THE CAMERAS.
Then do it again.
February 28, 2025 at 9:25 PM
At what point will Democrats start showing some civil disobedience? Trump and Musk don’t care if you protest, or if you give speeches and have committee meetings. You need to shut things down.
OBSTRUCT. SHOUT THEM DOWN. FORCE THEM TO DRAG YOU OFF IN FRONT OF THE CAMERAS.
Then do it again.
OBSTRUCT. SHOUT THEM DOWN. FORCE THEM TO DRAG YOU OFF IN FRONT OF THE CAMERAS.
Then do it again.
A lot of people are posting things that need the hashtag #justfollowingorders
February 14, 2025 at 5:09 PM
A lot of people are posting things that need the hashtag #justfollowingorders
Welcome to the stupidest possible timeline. This is from Google Maps, accessed from the US.
February 11, 2025 at 4:37 AM
Welcome to the stupidest possible timeline. This is from Google Maps, accessed from the US.
What I feel like doing every time Democrats say they wrote a letter or started an investigation. You’re spending your time saying a dog can’t play basketball, meanwhile he’s dunked on you 10 times and has a sneaker deal with Nike.
PLAY. TO. WIN. Bend rules. Break rules. Start trouble! Obstruct!
PLAY. TO. WIN. Bend rules. Break rules. Start trouble! Obstruct!
February 7, 2025 at 3:11 PM
What I feel like doing every time Democrats say they wrote a letter or started an investigation. You’re spending your time saying a dog can’t play basketball, meanwhile he’s dunked on you 10 times and has a sneaker deal with Nike.
PLAY. TO. WIN. Bend rules. Break rules. Start trouble! Obstruct!
PLAY. TO. WIN. Bend rules. Break rules. Start trouble! Obstruct!
So here’s the thing … a lot of people who voted for Trump agree with all of this:
- letting private citizen gut a federal department
- turning Gaza into the 51st state
- threatening our allies
- sending brown people to Gitmo
- rounding up “freaks”
And by “a lot”, I mean tens of millions.
- letting private citizen gut a federal department
- turning Gaza into the 51st state
- threatening our allies
- sending brown people to Gitmo
- rounding up “freaks”
And by “a lot”, I mean tens of millions.
February 5, 2025 at 7:07 PM
So here’s the thing … a lot of people who voted for Trump agree with all of this:
- letting private citizen gut a federal department
- turning Gaza into the 51st state
- threatening our allies
- sending brown people to Gitmo
- rounding up “freaks”
And by “a lot”, I mean tens of millions.
- letting private citizen gut a federal department
- turning Gaza into the 51st state
- threatening our allies
- sending brown people to Gitmo
- rounding up “freaks”
And by “a lot”, I mean tens of millions.
CHAOS. AND. PAIN. IS. TRUMP’S. WEAPON.
STOP. LISTENING. AND. REACTING. TO. WHAT. HE. SAYS.
He’s not buying Greenland.
He’s not annexing Canada.
He’s not occupying Gaza.
Pay attention to what matters and shrug off the rest.
STOP. LISTENING. AND. REACTING. TO. WHAT. HE. SAYS.
He’s not buying Greenland.
He’s not annexing Canada.
He’s not occupying Gaza.
Pay attention to what matters and shrug off the rest.
February 5, 2025 at 12:23 PM
CHAOS. AND. PAIN. IS. TRUMP’S. WEAPON.
STOP. LISTENING. AND. REACTING. TO. WHAT. HE. SAYS.
He’s not buying Greenland.
He’s not annexing Canada.
He’s not occupying Gaza.
Pay attention to what matters and shrug off the rest.
STOP. LISTENING. AND. REACTING. TO. WHAT. HE. SAYS.
He’s not buying Greenland.
He’s not annexing Canada.
He’s not occupying Gaza.
Pay attention to what matters and shrug off the rest.
STOP RESPONDING TO EVERYTHING THE ORANGE MORON SAYS.
Thank you.
Thank you.
February 5, 2025 at 12:17 PM
STOP RESPONDING TO EVERYTHING THE ORANGE MORON SAYS.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Remember that it is the goal of the Trump administration to cause chaos and pain. That is how they get their way. They cause chaos and pain which goads their opponents to react recklessly. The way to defeat someone like this is to refuse to play on their timeline. React slowly. Stay calm.
February 4, 2025 at 3:57 PM
Remember that it is the goal of the Trump administration to cause chaos and pain. That is how they get their way. They cause chaos and pain which goads their opponents to react recklessly. The way to defeat someone like this is to refuse to play on their timeline. React slowly. Stay calm.
Just a little reminder … here’s what ultimately happened to Hitler and his cronies.
February 4, 2025 at 3:12 PM
Just a little reminder … here’s what ultimately happened to Hitler and his cronies.
I have never encountered a President who is PERSONALLY making unemployment worse by firing thousands of government employees.
February 3, 2025 at 6:20 PM
I have never encountered a President who is PERSONALLY making unemployment worse by firing thousands of government employees.
How can we separate the bigotry from the fiscal policy in the Republican Party?
February 3, 2025 at 4:11 PM
How can we separate the bigotry from the fiscal policy in the Republican Party?
When I was a kid, they taught us that America was the Great Melting Pot. All different races and cultures coming here and mixing together to become something new.
Whatever happened to that idea?
Whatever happened to that idea?
February 3, 2025 at 12:11 PM
When I was a kid, they taught us that America was the Great Melting Pot. All different races and cultures coming here and mixing together to become something new.
Whatever happened to that idea?
Whatever happened to that idea?
Trump: Canada is mining too many minerals. We need them to mine less.
Musk: “Mine fewer”
Trump: What?
Musk: MINE FEWER
Trump: Shh! Don’t call me that yet.
Musk: “Mine fewer”
Trump: What?
Musk: MINE FEWER
Trump: Shh! Don’t call me that yet.
February 3, 2025 at 1:16 AM
Trump: Canada is mining too many minerals. We need them to mine less.
Musk: “Mine fewer”
Trump: What?
Musk: MINE FEWER
Trump: Shh! Don’t call me that yet.
Musk: “Mine fewer”
Trump: What?
Musk: MINE FEWER
Trump: Shh! Don’t call me that yet.
There is no ethical way to become a billionaire.
Thanks for coming to my TED Talk.
Thanks for coming to my TED Talk.
February 2, 2025 at 3:16 PM
There is no ethical way to become a billionaire.
Thanks for coming to my TED Talk.
Thanks for coming to my TED Talk.
Stop thinking that you need to be in a relationship to be happy. Sometimes all you need is a lab to create synthetic kryptonite that turns Superman into a stubble bearded bad guy.
#LexCorpCares
#LexCorpCares
January 30, 2025 at 7:15 PM
Stop thinking that you need to be in a relationship to be happy. Sometimes all you need is a lab to create synthetic kryptonite that turns Superman into a stubble bearded bad guy.
#LexCorpCares
#LexCorpCares
And we have Rhode Island, which isn’t an island. And any state where I can stand on one side and see the other side is too small.
January 29, 2025 at 2:02 PM
And we have Rhode Island, which isn’t an island. And any state where I can stand on one side and see the other side is too small.
The US shouldn’t be allowed to name anything anyway. We have West Virginia but no East Virginia. And we split Dakota into North and South Dakota when there’s a total of about 8 people living there.
January 29, 2025 at 2:01 PM
The US shouldn’t be allowed to name anything anyway. We have West Virginia but no East Virginia. And we split Dakota into North and South Dakota when there’s a total of about 8 people living there.
I am 100% behind Mexico renaming the US as The Mexican States of America. Or North Mexico.
January 29, 2025 at 1:59 PM
I am 100% behind Mexico renaming the US as The Mexican States of America. Or North Mexico.