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6079 Smith W.
December 9, 2025 at 8:57 PM
"Customers also bought: Toilet Paper"
December 8, 2025 at 4:51 PM
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i'm thinking about doing a live reading of Nuzzi's entire book and selling tickets to raise funds for a charity that teaches kids not to read
November 17, 2025 at 9:52 PM
📞 "Hello, Ms. Weiss? ...this is the White House. Please hold for the President"
November 17, 2025 at 11:50 PM
spit my coffee
October 17, 2025 at 1:34 PM
October 17, 2025 at 1:58 AM
As a German learner (& carnivore who doesn't know local German politics)... I am enjoying this thread and understand none of it.

aber Vielen Danke :)
October 8, 2025 at 2:46 AM
mashigetta ^^
October 5, 2025 at 4:11 PM
September 25, 2025 at 5:02 PM
I dunno... that's technically falling asleep during sex.
August 21, 2025 at 11:08 PM
Actually, I am Heathcliff
August 11, 2025 at 7:38 PM
August 10, 2025 at 2:18 PM
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But also
July 25, 2025 at 5:28 AM
my Deutsche is improving. lol
July 24, 2025 at 12:52 PM
„Backpfeifengesicht“ ist mein lieblingswort … schade, dass es kein Wort wie ‚Backpfeifenstimme‘ gibt.
July 20, 2025 at 9:29 PM
July 18, 2025 at 4:50 PM
u r awesome. Vielen Dank! :)
July 17, 2025 at 3:06 PM
"We're changing the 5 Second Rule to The 5 Hour Rule"
July 16, 2025 at 1:02 PM
July 14, 2025 at 2:41 PM