Maddie Abuyuan
@maddieabuyuan.bsky.social
The village idiot ⚠️ professional con-man (graphic designer at HuffPost) on a non-professional account (spewing garbage) ⚠️ she/her 🇵🇭
Good news! My therapist says I’m spinning out the normal amount!
April 29, 2024 at 6:40 PM
Good news! My therapist says I’m spinning out the normal amount!
Just remembered Florist exists and I’m not sure if I’ll recover !
April 23, 2024 at 9:45 PM
Just remembered Florist exists and I’m not sure if I’ll recover !
I was called “allergy-coded” today and I don’t know how to take that
April 17, 2024 at 1:12 AM
I was called “allergy-coded” today and I don’t know how to take that
Had to explain to my manager what the Midwest cum trees are
March 6, 2024 at 11:17 PM
Had to explain to my manager what the Midwest cum trees are
Ok google, can I live off of JUST soup?
February 27, 2024 at 1:02 AM
Ok google, can I live off of JUST soup?
100 gecs Christmas album when
December 20, 2023 at 5:10 PM
100 gecs Christmas album when
Fancam of Babette from Gilmore girls
November 13, 2023 at 2:17 PM
Fancam of Babette from Gilmore girls
But teach a man to mattress, and he’ll sleep every night for the rest of his life
November 9, 2023 at 4:25 AM
But teach a man to mattress, and he’ll sleep every night for the rest of his life
With the amount of trouble I have getting into my accounts with 2FA, there’s no way old people are functioning online anymore
November 9, 2023 at 4:07 AM
With the amount of trouble I have getting into my accounts with 2FA, there’s no way old people are functioning online anymore
Threatening to kill my partner with a big rock when he wrongs me 🥰🥰🥰
October 20, 2023 at 12:59 AM
Threatening to kill my partner with a big rock when he wrongs me 🥰🥰🥰
My friends don’t text me back quick enough to get the instant hit of gratification that shit posting does
September 21, 2023 at 3:25 PM
My friends don’t text me back quick enough to get the instant hit of gratification that shit posting does
Reposted by Maddie Abuyuan
Tell Your Cat I Said Piss...
September 20, 2023 at 4:06 AM
Tell Your Cat I Said Piss...
Locked out of twitter bc my phone got stolen so 2 fac auth has fucked me over, so I guess it’s time to migrate my stupid deranged thoughts here
September 21, 2023 at 3:18 PM
Locked out of twitter bc my phone got stolen so 2 fac auth has fucked me over, so I guess it’s time to migrate my stupid deranged thoughts here
I’m just excited to use this as a platform to find deeper and more meaningful ways to be annoying
July 2, 2023 at 2:12 AM
I’m just excited to use this as a platform to find deeper and more meaningful ways to be annoying