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Madam Jumbo
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Mrs. Jumbo, but like after she’s rich & famous
How do you think they should have phrased it?
November 27, 2025 at 5:09 AM
5000 Fingers is the best
November 27, 2025 at 4:51 AM
Is there another kind?
November 27, 2025 at 4:46 AM
And now there’s this lol bsky.app/profile/bryg...
This might be the single funniest thing that has happened during this incredibly cursed year
November 22, 2025 at 8:09 PM
He did post this a while ago
November 22, 2025 at 7:59 PM
You could design a LVT that has a net zero or even negative impact on the average household’s taxes. That’s why some have proposed calling it a building exemption.
November 21, 2025 at 2:20 AM
Calling the chest “pendulous” is pretty weird. Also it’s just making stuff up about the legs, you can’t see them at all.
November 20, 2025 at 8:05 PM
Sorry i just think it’s cool!
November 15, 2025 at 11:33 PM
I adopted kittens from a friend of a friend in San Jose. I was really surprised as we were driving there and the area was practically rural because I had only ever been to the downtown part of San Jose. Then we got to the house and the kittens were in a BARN full of GOATS and CHICKENS.
November 14, 2025 at 1:27 AM
Do other countries actually have subtle political cartoons?
November 12, 2025 at 8:08 AM
That’ll do it!
November 9, 2025 at 2:57 AM
Funko owns Loungefly.

Though if Loungefly is not profitable, I’m shocked. Those things are cheaply made, expensive, and popular! How do you lose money selling those?
November 9, 2025 at 1:05 AM
Soap and toothpaste are necessary for health. Deodorant is not. Its only purpose is to stop you from smelling. So if you don’t smell, you don’t need it, IMO.
November 8, 2025 at 9:51 PM
Tell that to the people of east Asia!

And even if your friend is not Asian, they could have the same mutation. It’s unlikely, but possible.

www.nbcnews.com/news/asian-a...
Social media is heating up over why Asians don’t have body odor
Between 80 and 95% of East Asians have little to none of that typical acidic body odor smell. And it all comes down to a gene mutation.
www.nbcnews.com
November 8, 2025 at 9:51 PM
My opinion is if you didn’t think they smelled before, they don’t need it.

Some people just don’t get smelly. It’s largely genetic.
November 8, 2025 at 6:16 AM