Madam Jumbo
@madamjumbo.bsky.social
Mrs. Jumbo, but like after she’s rich & famous
He did post this a while ago
November 22, 2025 at 7:59 PM
He did post this a while ago
I adopted kittens from a friend of a friend in San Jose. I was really surprised as we were driving there and the area was practically rural because I had only ever been to the downtown part of San Jose. Then we got to the house and the kittens were in a BARN full of GOATS and CHICKENS.
November 14, 2025 at 1:27 AM
I adopted kittens from a friend of a friend in San Jose. I was really surprised as we were driving there and the area was practically rural because I had only ever been to the downtown part of San Jose. Then we got to the house and the kittens were in a BARN full of GOATS and CHICKENS.
If this gets 10 likes I’m changing my username to Haunted Mansion Girl Math*
*for a minimum of one week
*for a minimum of one week
November 12, 2025 at 8:27 AM
If this gets 10 likes I’m changing my username to Haunted Mansion Girl Math*
*for a minimum of one week
*for a minimum of one week
I’ve never been a big fan of Marvel movies but I’ve finally watched enough that I’m starting to have opinions. They’ve become my version of “500 still frames of Joe Biden eating a sandwich”.
November 12, 2025 at 5:29 AM
I’ve never been a big fan of Marvel movies but I’ve finally watched enough that I’m starting to have opinions. They’ve become my version of “500 still frames of Joe Biden eating a sandwich”.
I’m sure Trump has rolled a lot of these back by now, but all were good moves at the time. www.politico.com/news/magazin...
October 30, 2025 at 1:29 AM
I’m sure Trump has rolled a lot of these back by now, but all were good moves at the time. www.politico.com/news/magazin...
I don’t like seeing one of my favorite movies tainted by his ugly face, but this is great. www.reddit.com/r/Embroidery...
October 25, 2025 at 3:35 AM
I don’t like seeing one of my favorite movies tainted by his ugly face, but this is great. www.reddit.com/r/Embroidery...
Slightly more thought out version with non ride experiences. But I think this is just impossible. If I did this 100 times there’d be 100 different orders.
October 13, 2025 at 2:13 AM
Slightly more thought out version with non ride experiences. But I think this is just impossible. If I did this 100 times there’d be 100 different orders.
I don’t know if I 100% stand by this because I didn’t think about my answers very hard, but it was fun to do! parkprofessor.net/ranker/index...
October 12, 2025 at 3:26 AM
I don’t know if I 100% stand by this because I didn’t think about my answers very hard, but it was fun to do! parkprofessor.net/ranker/index...
It’s rare but it happens en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Female_...
October 12, 2025 at 12:19 AM
It’s rare but it happens en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Female_...
Do not stay at the Renaissance hotel in Harlem if it’s important to you that your bathroom be a room.
October 10, 2025 at 2:14 AM
Do not stay at the Renaissance hotel in Harlem if it’s important to you that your bathroom be a room.
I mean it says right there. Still idiotic, but not *that* idiotic.
October 10, 2025 at 2:09 AM
I mean it says right there. Still idiotic, but not *that* idiotic.
About the ballot-generating script, my first thought was that it might be used for testing. Checked the repo, and that’s what they say.
Not saying there was no foul play, but I don’t find that particular detail to be a red flag.
Not saying there was no foul play, but I don’t find that particular detail to be a red flag.
July 15, 2025 at 5:11 AM
About the ballot-generating script, my first thought was that it might be used for testing. Checked the repo, and that’s what they say.
Not saying there was no foul play, but I don’t find that particular detail to be a red flag.
Not saying there was no foul play, but I don’t find that particular detail to be a red flag.
When you know your users
July 8, 2025 at 1:56 AM
When you know your users
It's definitely debatable. You haven't done anything wrong. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Upland_...
June 19, 2025 at 9:46 PM
It's definitely debatable. You haven't done anything wrong. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Upland_...
Obviously had to pull the trigger on this today
June 11, 2025 at 6:30 PM
Obviously had to pull the trigger on this today
Got mine somewhat usable with this:
June 4, 2025 at 2:14 AM
Got mine somewhat usable with this:
Was a little disappointed by the pin selection until I saw these
May 21, 2025 at 2:51 AM
Was a little disappointed by the pin selection until I saw these
Mummy was extra scary because I forgot these thingies
May 20, 2025 at 5:22 PM
Mummy was extra scary because I forgot these thingies
I cheated a bit and only picked female characters from stuff I like… had to scroll a lot because mine was 80% male dweebs 🙈
May 19, 2025 at 4:56 AM
I cheated a bit and only picked female characters from stuff I like… had to scroll a lot because mine was 80% male dweebs 🙈
May 19, 2025 at 12:14 AM
Nature was only the proximate cause of the Irish famine.
April 30, 2025 at 11:50 PM
Nature was only the proximate cause of the Irish famine.
I need Viennetta in my life.
I only ever had it when my mom would buy it to be shared among 6 people so I only ever had one slice at a time. Just once in my life I need to be able to eat Viennetta until I regret it.
I only ever had it when my mom would buy it to be shared among 6 people so I only ever had one slice at a time. Just once in my life I need to be able to eat Viennetta until I regret it.
April 26, 2025 at 9:44 PM
I need Viennetta in my life.
I only ever had it when my mom would buy it to be shared among 6 people so I only ever had one slice at a time. Just once in my life I need to be able to eat Viennetta until I regret it.
I only ever had it when my mom would buy it to be shared among 6 people so I only ever had one slice at a time. Just once in my life I need to be able to eat Viennetta until I regret it.
I’m calling it the Geometry Chalet from now on
April 15, 2025 at 3:29 AM
I’m calling it the Geometry Chalet from now on