Ms Varney to you
@madamenottm.bsky.social
Girl* about town. Hard-core hedonist. Cat in a hat and former sex kitten.
*Poetic licence
*Poetic licence
Blackberry and blueberry gin liqueurs decanted ready for #Christmas presents. Ideal for making a Kir Royal.
December 7, 2025 at 11:50 AM
Blackberry and blueberry gin liqueurs decanted ready for #Christmas presents. Ideal for making a Kir Royal.
Beautiful sunrise this morning pictured from the spare bedroom
December 5, 2025 at 10:30 AM
Beautiful sunrise this morning pictured from the spare bedroom
Happy birthday to my friend Stephen! And many thanks to #TheIvyNottingham for his birthday treat.
November 23, 2025 at 7:04 PM
Happy birthday to my friend Stephen! And many thanks to #TheIvyNottingham for his birthday treat.
Ooh look! @cha0tic.bsky.social should I buy them?
September 27, 2025 at 1:23 PM
Ooh look! @cha0tic.bsky.social should I buy them?
I have never seen a spider plant flower before! It obviously loves being in my bathroom. #SmallBeauties
September 16, 2025 at 9:59 AM
I have never seen a spider plant flower before! It obviously loves being in my bathroom. #SmallBeauties
With @yourmindandwe.bsky.social at Barbican Theatre for a matinee of ‘Good Night Oscar’. Very well deserved standing ovation for #SeanHayes
September 11, 2025 at 4:12 PM
With @yourmindandwe.bsky.social at Barbican Theatre for a matinee of ‘Good Night Oscar’. Very well deserved standing ovation for #SeanHayes
Ladies Who Lunch (after a trip to @jstheatre.bsky.social to see the wonderful #AdrianLukis)
August 27, 2025 at 8:13 PM
Ladies Who Lunch (after a trip to @jstheatre.bsky.social to see the wonderful #AdrianLukis)
Big stone or little me?
July 21, 2025 at 9:25 AM
Big stone or little me?
The art of thatching: pigeons and a row of ducks on the top of thatched cottages in #Wiltshire
July 20, 2025 at 7:55 PM
The art of thatching: pigeons and a row of ducks on the top of thatched cottages in #Wiltshire
Weaponry on the wall in case be it all kicks off at the wedding
July 12, 2025 at 7:30 PM
Weaponry on the wall in case be it all kicks off at the wedding
The happy couple!
July 12, 2025 at 11:34 AM
The happy couple!
Ready for the wedding! A little glass of fizz first…
July 12, 2025 at 9:40 AM
Ready for the wedding! A little glass of fizz first…
Didn’t quite go the full Bet Lynch last night but it was close….
July 2, 2025 at 4:07 PM
Didn’t quite go the full Bet Lynch last night but it was close….
This ‘The Sound Of Music’ remake looks rubbish
June 17, 2025 at 9:22 AM
This ‘The Sound Of Music’ remake looks rubbish
Bit more #DIY today - coffee table stripped and needs to be sanded. Then it’s a coat of paint and varnish.
It’s a Varney family ‘heirloom’ - made from my great-grandmama’s back door by my Dad in the 60’s!
It’s a Varney family ‘heirloom’ - made from my great-grandmama’s back door by my Dad in the 60’s!
June 15, 2025 at 2:59 PM
Bit more #DIY today - coffee table stripped and needs to be sanded. Then it’s a coat of paint and varnish.
It’s a Varney family ‘heirloom’ - made from my great-grandmama’s back door by my Dad in the 60’s!
It’s a Varney family ‘heirloom’ - made from my great-grandmama’s back door by my Dad in the 60’s!
If it starts like this, it normally ends up with shots in a club at 2am, a phone left in a cab and 10am amnesia…
June 10, 2025 at 7:58 PM
If it starts like this, it normally ends up with shots in a club at 2am, a phone left in a cab and 10am amnesia…
Back from a few days on the Welsh coast. Ate my body weight in Welsh cakes but hopefully walked it off by finding some cute postbox toppers.
June 8, 2025 at 8:50 AM
Back from a few days on the Welsh coast. Ate my body weight in Welsh cakes but hopefully walked it off by finding some cute postbox toppers.
Can’t make the bed today.
May 26, 2025 at 12:10 PM
Can’t make the bed today.
And this is how a magical evening starts..
Thanks @foxlanebooks.bsky.social
Thanks @foxlanebooks.bsky.social
May 21, 2025 at 8:14 PM
And this is how a magical evening starts..
Thanks @foxlanebooks.bsky.social
Thanks @foxlanebooks.bsky.social
Disaster! My mother’s 1960’s Trifle Bowl has broken. Only individual trifles from now on chaps…
May 1, 2025 at 6:10 PM
Disaster! My mother’s 1960’s Trifle Bowl has broken. Only individual trifles from now on chaps…
And the new table is in and the old table is now a pile of rotting bits for disposal.
Now for a massive steak and a large glass of red.
Now for a massive steak and a large glass of red.
April 20, 2025 at 6:16 PM
And the new table is in and the old table is now a pile of rotting bits for disposal.
Now for a massive steak and a large glass of red.
Now for a massive steak and a large glass of red.
It’s time to say goodbye to the garden cable drum table. Despite sealing, painting and varnishing every year it’s sadly rotting.
Luckily, it’s fairly easy to pull apart but I’ve already broken two of my nails…
Luckily, it’s fairly easy to pull apart but I’ve already broken two of my nails…
April 20, 2025 at 1:33 PM
It’s time to say goodbye to the garden cable drum table. Despite sealing, painting and varnishing every year it’s sadly rotting.
Luckily, it’s fairly easy to pull apart but I’ve already broken two of my nails…
Luckily, it’s fairly easy to pull apart but I’ve already broken two of my nails…