Ms Varney to you
@madamenottm.bsky.social
Girl* about town. Hard-core hedonist. Cat in a hat and former sex kitten.
*Poetic licence
*Poetic licence
Blackberry and blueberry gin liqueurs decanted ready for #Christmas presents. Ideal for making a Kir Royal.
December 7, 2025 at 11:50 AM
Blackberry and blueberry gin liqueurs decanted ready for #Christmas presents. Ideal for making a Kir Royal.
Beautiful sunrise this morning pictured from the spare bedroom
December 5, 2025 at 10:30 AM
Beautiful sunrise this morning pictured from the spare bedroom
Well thanks to a meeting at work celebrating the festive season - I’m out ALREADY! #Whammageddon
December 3, 2025 at 9:43 AM
Well thanks to a meeting at work celebrating the festive season - I’m out ALREADY! #Whammageddon
I’ve got an awful feeling about the upcoming Xmas week episodes in #TheArchers. George is obviously very depressed, he doesn’t want to talk about it, is busy pushing everyone away and I fear he might take his own life.
December 1, 2025 at 7:49 PM
I’ve got an awful feeling about the upcoming Xmas week episodes in #TheArchers. George is obviously very depressed, he doesn’t want to talk about it, is busy pushing everyone away and I fear he might take his own life.
Rosencrantz, Guildenstern and Stoppard are dead. #TomStoppard 😢
November 29, 2025 at 6:46 PM
Rosencrantz, Guildenstern and Stoppard are dead. #TomStoppard 😢
Happy birthday to my friend Stephen! And many thanks to #TheIvyNottingham for his birthday treat.
November 23, 2025 at 7:04 PM
Happy birthday to my friend Stephen! And many thanks to #TheIvyNottingham for his birthday treat.
Did #30pLee realise what he said about the lunatic in the sandwich? I’m perfectly happy to believe he IS the lunatic….
@bbcpm.bsky.social
#BBCPm
@bbcpm.bsky.social
#BBCPm
November 7, 2025 at 5:31 PM
Did #30pLee realise what he said about the lunatic in the sandwich? I’m perfectly happy to believe he IS the lunatic….
@bbcpm.bsky.social
#BBCPm
@bbcpm.bsky.social
#BBCPm
I can now sleep through the noise of the Foreign Feline clambering up the furniture in my bedroom at dawn to look out the window and chatter at the birds.
Until this morning, when she knocked the lamp and a vase onto the floor and scrabbled at the glass, attempting to get hold of a large magpie.
Until this morning, when she knocked the lamp and a vase onto the floor and scrabbled at the glass, attempting to get hold of a large magpie.
November 3, 2025 at 9:03 AM
I can now sleep through the noise of the Foreign Feline clambering up the furniture in my bedroom at dawn to look out the window and chatter at the birds.
Until this morning, when she knocked the lamp and a vase onto the floor and scrabbled at the glass, attempting to get hold of a large magpie.
Until this morning, when she knocked the lamp and a vase onto the floor and scrabbled at the glass, attempting to get hold of a large magpie.
Up late this morning. Yesterday’s rain and cold has given me the first of the winter Lupus flare-ups. Shoulder pain this time so dressing is a bit difficult.
I may - *gasp* - be seen without a hat today and clothing may just be draped upon me.
I may - *gasp* - be seen without a hat today and clothing may just be draped upon me.
October 31, 2025 at 9:48 AM
Up late this morning. Yesterday’s rain and cold has given me the first of the winter Lupus flare-ups. Shoulder pain this time so dressing is a bit difficult.
I may - *gasp* - be seen without a hat today and clothing may just be draped upon me.
I may - *gasp* - be seen without a hat today and clothing may just be draped upon me.
Ooh! I wonder which Archer child is complaining about being single and might want to rent a farm? I wonder if Esme knows this…. #TheArchers
October 17, 2025 at 1:14 PM
Ooh! I wonder which Archer child is complaining about being single and might want to rent a farm? I wonder if Esme knows this…. #TheArchers
Hurrah! (Stained) glass ceiling broken!
Sarah Mullally named as Archbishop of Canterbury. And she calls herself a feminist. Truly a good step forward.
#CofE #Archbishop
Sarah Mullally named as Archbishop of Canterbury. And she calls herself a feminist. Truly a good step forward.
#CofE #Archbishop
October 3, 2025 at 9:06 AM
Hurrah! (Stained) glass ceiling broken!
Sarah Mullally named as Archbishop of Canterbury. And she calls herself a feminist. Truly a good step forward.
#CofE #Archbishop
Sarah Mullally named as Archbishop of Canterbury. And she calls herself a feminist. Truly a good step forward.
#CofE #Archbishop
Right then lads. Time to put your Big Girl pants on and try and catch up. #RedRoses #RugbyWorldCup
September 27, 2025 at 4:59 PM
Right then lads. Time to put your Big Girl pants on and try and catch up. #RedRoses #RugbyWorldCup
Ooh look! @cha0tic.bsky.social should I buy them?
September 27, 2025 at 1:23 PM
Ooh look! @cha0tic.bsky.social should I buy them?
Frost this morning so it’s time to lug in the olive plant and lemon bush into the house from the garden. No idea where I’m going to put them so I may be playing plant Tetris for a while…
September 24, 2025 at 1:02 PM
Frost this morning so it’s time to lug in the olive plant and lemon bush into the house from the garden. No idea where I’m going to put them so I may be playing plant Tetris for a while…
So how’s the #Rapture going for everyone today? Bit disappointed to find it’s the same old slog here with a bit of sunshine.
Of course I may not have been raptured in which case I’m looking at all of you wondering what YOU did to still be here…
Of course I may not have been raptured in which case I’m looking at all of you wondering what YOU did to still be here…
September 23, 2025 at 12:10 PM
So how’s the #Rapture going for everyone today? Bit disappointed to find it’s the same old slog here with a bit of sunshine.
Of course I may not have been raptured in which case I’m looking at all of you wondering what YOU did to still be here…
Of course I may not have been raptured in which case I’m looking at all of you wondering what YOU did to still be here…
I have never seen a spider plant flower before! It obviously loves being in my bathroom. #SmallBeauties
September 16, 2025 at 9:59 AM
I have never seen a spider plant flower before! It obviously loves being in my bathroom. #SmallBeauties
I collected my prescription the other week.
Opened up the new (unmarked) box and found….
A packet of birth control pills!
I know I don’t look my age and I am dating a very nice man but..
Honey, that ship has SAILED.
Opened up the new (unmarked) box and found….
A packet of birth control pills!
I know I don’t look my age and I am dating a very nice man but..
Honey, that ship has SAILED.
September 15, 2025 at 5:03 PM
I collected my prescription the other week.
Opened up the new (unmarked) box and found….
A packet of birth control pills!
I know I don’t look my age and I am dating a very nice man but..
Honey, that ship has SAILED.
Opened up the new (unmarked) box and found….
A packet of birth control pills!
I know I don’t look my age and I am dating a very nice man but..
Honey, that ship has SAILED.
With @yourmindandwe.bsky.social at Barbican Theatre for a matinee of ‘Good Night Oscar’. Very well deserved standing ovation for #SeanHayes
September 11, 2025 at 4:12 PM
With @yourmindandwe.bsky.social at Barbican Theatre for a matinee of ‘Good Night Oscar’. Very well deserved standing ovation for #SeanHayes
I have had three emails this morning from people asking for a set of forms to be sent to them. None of them have given their address. I worry for the state of the world…
a man in a suit and tie sitting in a chair
ALT: a man in a suit and tie sitting in a chair
media.tenor.com
September 5, 2025 at 10:27 AM
I have had three emails this morning from people asking for a set of forms to be sent to them. None of them have given their address. I worry for the state of the world…
The Goose is on the Roundabout! #NotADrill
September 3, 2025 at 10:02 PM
The Goose is on the Roundabout! #NotADrill
I know I’m ill and possibly not looking my best but being offered the pensioner discount in the cake shop was a slap in the face….
August 30, 2025 at 12:38 PM
I know I’m ill and possibly not looking my best but being offered the pensioner discount in the cake shop was a slap in the face….
Ladies Who Lunch (after a trip to @jstheatre.bsky.social to see the wonderful #AdrianLukis)
August 27, 2025 at 8:13 PM
Ladies Who Lunch (after a trip to @jstheatre.bsky.social to see the wonderful #AdrianLukis)
Praise the lord! Mousie has been found!
No more grumpy cat. (And yes, @janjonesauthor.bsky.social behind the Big Chair)
No more grumpy cat. (And yes, @janjonesauthor.bsky.social behind the Big Chair)
August 27, 2025 at 5:17 PM
Praise the lord! Mousie has been found!
No more grumpy cat. (And yes, @janjonesauthor.bsky.social behind the Big Chair)
No more grumpy cat. (And yes, @janjonesauthor.bsky.social behind the Big Chair)