Gabrielle Cheeseater
@madamcapradae.bsky.social
Mama, geomancer, Antifa Auntie, dancer, Hylean, full time Lorax and part-time broker for the cat distribution system.
Today was expensive, you guys. All pacing outside the mechanics garage in my fleecy pants and house slippers like a straight up thousandaire.
May 7, 2025 at 11:50 PM
Today was expensive, you guys. All pacing outside the mechanics garage in my fleecy pants and house slippers like a straight up thousandaire.
Stay safe out there, all you Troublemakers. 💙🤍❤️
April 5, 2025 at 3:19 PM
Stay safe out there, all you Troublemakers. 💙🤍❤️
Reposted by Gabrielle Cheeseater
jupiter wishes you a very happy trans day of visibility 🏳️⚧️
March 31, 2025 at 3:57 PM
jupiter wishes you a very happy trans day of visibility 🏳️⚧️
Reposted by Gabrielle Cheeseater
remember, my account is a safe space for everyone 🩵
March 31, 2025 at 3:57 PM
remember, my account is a safe space for everyone 🩵
Could you Not?
I could! I totally could Not!
I could! I totally could Not!
March 19, 2025 at 2:42 PM
Could you Not?
I could! I totally could Not!
I could! I totally could Not!
There's a metaphor in here somewhere but
February 28, 2025 at 2:39 AM
There's a metaphor in here somewhere but
Please, learn from my folly. Even if your cats need to be segregated at mealtimes, a high shelf is not the answer! Don't let the cursed gravy happen to you.
February 24, 2025 at 1:28 AM
Please, learn from my folly. Even if your cats need to be segregated at mealtimes, a high shelf is not the answer! Don't let the cursed gravy happen to you.
I can hear the trees roaring.
Do not awaken the Ents.
Do not awaken the Ents.
February 18, 2025 at 10:34 PM
I can hear the trees roaring.
Do not awaken the Ents.
Do not awaken the Ents.
Fierce.
Oh man, I almost forgot these!
Happy Chocolate Day; Have some old-skool Honey Badger memes from @tkingfisher.com
February 14, 2025 at 5:06 PM
Fierce.
@glimmer2day.bsky.social I dreamed last night that you were happy & healthy & confident. ...granted we were in an alternate dystopian future with lots of strange details, but it was nice spending some imaginary time with you. 🧡
February 9, 2025 at 5:15 PM
@glimmer2day.bsky.social I dreamed last night that you were happy & healthy & confident. ...granted we were in an alternate dystopian future with lots of strange details, but it was nice spending some imaginary time with you. 🧡
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Favorite sign so far
February 5, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Favorite sign so far
Time for my 45yo physical, and therefore scheduling of the mammogram, the fasting bloodwork, AND a stool sample...
Not for today tho!
I made a point of eating breakfast, just in case of phlebotomists.
*flings poo at the walls*
Not for today tho!
I made a point of eating breakfast, just in case of phlebotomists.
*flings poo at the walls*
February 5, 2025 at 2:43 PM
Time for my 45yo physical, and therefore scheduling of the mammogram, the fasting bloodwork, AND a stool sample...
Not for today tho!
I made a point of eating breakfast, just in case of phlebotomists.
*flings poo at the walls*
Not for today tho!
I made a point of eating breakfast, just in case of phlebotomists.
*flings poo at the walls*
I found a nearly new game of Azul at Savers for under $5. *strut*
Played my first ever game, with my 5yo. 🩵
Played my first ever game, with my 5yo. 🩵
February 2, 2025 at 12:28 AM
I found a nearly new game of Azul at Savers for under $5. *strut*
Played my first ever game, with my 5yo. 🩵
Played my first ever game, with my 5yo. 🩵
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This kid slightly misunderstood their homework assignment and we could not possibly love it more. 12/10
January 27, 2025 at 11:15 PM
This kid slightly misunderstood their homework assignment and we could not possibly love it more. 12/10
Did the earth move for you too? 😏
January 27, 2025 at 3:29 PM
Did the earth move for you too? 😏
"Mama? What does doobie mean?"
* Uhh. Where did you hear it?
"It's the game. The one we were talking about this morning."
*squint*
"You know, doobie skating!"
...
"Roller derby!"
* Uhh. Where did you hear it?
"It's the game. The one we were talking about this morning."
*squint*
"You know, doobie skating!"
...
"Roller derby!"
January 19, 2025 at 3:51 AM
"Mama? What does doobie mean?"
* Uhh. Where did you hear it?
"It's the game. The one we were talking about this morning."
*squint*
"You know, doobie skating!"
...
"Roller derby!"
* Uhh. Where did you hear it?
"It's the game. The one we were talking about this morning."
*squint*
"You know, doobie skating!"
...
"Roller derby!"
Okay, which one of you lunatics bought my 5yo a light up flying boomerang ball??
January 16, 2025 at 10:03 PM
Okay, which one of you lunatics bought my 5yo a light up flying boomerang ball??