Madaleine
madaleine.bsky.social
Madaleine
@madaleine.bsky.social
Wife, mom, grandma & gamer. We also have MPD/DID, so there's 14 of us in here. We love reading, writing & we sometimes play video games on Twitch, so come check us out. **NO DMs, please**
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If anyone that happens to see this, is feeling generous and would like to help me replace my toothbrush, it would be greatly appreciated. Using a washcloth just doesn't cut it 😔

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You follow Mina Kimes and suddenly your feed is flooded with NFL crap from every Tom, Dick & Harry (yes, I'm old) giving their hot take on every game 😂 I don't believe there is any sort of algorithm on this app bcuz mine is chaos wrapped in football & weird kinks.
November 28, 2025 at 1:40 PM
People on here "search such & such & see" so you search & see they're full of shit. "the post wasn't about that person I mentioned multiple times". Some of you are just ridiculous & your shit posting is shit but not in a good way.
November 27, 2025 at 7:37 PM
Shop for 11 items, for 3 bucks no tip? And it's a 30 minute + drive? Really? 🙄
November 27, 2025 at 7:31 PM
Getting ready to go DoorDash with my honey.

Please send good vibes & positive thoughts that people actually tip today! 🙏
November 27, 2025 at 2:58 PM
Husband was on the phone with his dad (a former mild conservative married to a MAGAt). They were talking normal stuff, sports, life then for some reason FiL brought up pardons & said "Biden pardoned the world!" my husband was confused & said "I don't think that's true", FiL replied "look it up".
November 27, 2025 at 1:06 AM
Diapers & now dogs? Wtf Bluesky? Your algo is absolute garbage! I don't interact w k*nk accounts. I don't like or comment. I hit the "show less" & block and STILL my feed is flooded with this bullshit. Let your freak flag fly but stop posting on sites where the majority did NOT CONSENT to your k*nk!
November 26, 2025 at 1:47 PM
Waking up to a foot cramp is not a fun way to start the day.
November 26, 2025 at 1:05 PM
I'm houseless, jobless, disabled & overweight. Looking at this whole potus thing, it's giving me something to think about rather than wallowing in self-pity, so let's run with it, shall we?

My campaign slogans will be "VOTE 4 ME PLZ?" and "MADALEINE 2028 - IF I MANAGE TO LAST THAT LONG"

Thoughts?
November 25, 2025 at 4:13 PM
Been seeing "don't follow illegal orders" as a topic on here & after looking into the My Lai massacre, it's not encouraging.

There were a handful of brave men that stood up for the people of Vietnam, the rest followed orders & one shot himself in the foot to avoid participating in the massacre.
November 25, 2025 at 2:27 PM
Giving a cat their prescription inhaler is a bit like trying to cuddle a porcupine while holding a mask over it's face. Administering medication that we have to hold over our cat's face for 10-30 seconds (seriously?) is really not fun but the scratches are worth it to see her feeling better 😺😻
November 25, 2025 at 2:19 AM
I miss Cactus Cooler. Nothing like baby aspirin flavored soda 😍 #GenX #CactusCooler
November 24, 2025 at 7:28 PM
I'm so old I remember when "crash out" meant going to bed, not having a meltdown. So, I'm gonna keep being old, y'all can continue to sound silly saying someone went to sleep instead of melting down. #slang #oldsky
November 23, 2025 at 2:16 PM
Do dreams still come true once you're old? I'm 56 & still dream of owning a decent camera and being able to take actual photographs. I dream of meeting my granddaughter who will be 1 this year & seeing my grandson again. I dream of a home where we're secure & my children & grandchildren can visit.
November 21, 2025 at 7:39 PM
Things I have survived up till this point in my life:

In utero - 2 abortion attempts then a suicide attempt by my mother as she was in labor

Age 4 - Kidnapping & SA at knife point

Ages 5-9 - SA by great uncle

Age 6-11 - SA by sibling

Age 6 - SA by Parish Priest

Age 15 - SA by family doctor
November 21, 2025 at 4:59 PM
Warm, safe & dry.

Grateful for safety tonight but we're out of funds & even though hubby is Dashing & delivering every day, 3x a day, it's just not enough to sustain a monthly "rent" of 2900, gas for the car & whatever meals we can get. That doesn't even include the car payment, insurance or phone.
November 21, 2025 at 1:09 PM
Not the best quality - taken with my phone and while we were moving, and I was on the passenger side 😂 BUT the sunrise was GLORIOUS! 😍 Taken 2 (maybe 3?) days ago, somewhere in Northern Colorado. #Colorado #sunrise
November 21, 2025 at 4:51 AM
So when Oprah was laughing about his wife having to (also) call him "The Donald", at any time, did someone stop & ask why? He knew he'd never be the Don of a cabal, so he went with... The Donald? 😂 He's been immature & ridiculous his whole life.
November 20, 2025 at 12:23 PM
Please send prayers, positive vibes or good thoughts, whatever you do - for my brother in law. He was a terrible accident and is injured badly, he may lose part of his leg.
November 20, 2025 at 1:20 AM
If anyone that happens to see this, is feeling generous and would like to help me replace my toothbrush, it would be greatly appreciated. Using a washcloth just doesn't cut it 😔

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ko-fi.com/madaleine
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Every coffee is appreciated.
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November 19, 2025 at 11:50 PM
We're exhausted 😔
November 19, 2025 at 11:04 PM
"Quiet, quiet, piggy"

"oink oink! Now answer my fucking question"
November 19, 2025 at 9:20 PM
I miss eating real food. I miss having a kitchen & eating home-cooked meals. I miss not eating so much sodium that my hands & feet don't swell. The last hot meal we had was, a week ago? I can't remember. It was pizza that was gifted to us & it was the best damn pizza EVER! 🤤
November 18, 2025 at 12:00 AM
Reposted by Madaleine
We are NOT all in the same boat.
We are all in the same storm.
Some are safe in their yachts.
Some are drowning in canoes.

Be kind and help when you can, especially as we approach Thanksgiving.
November 15, 2025 at 12:34 PM
This is just more devastating news. I'm "elderly & disabled" & we're houseless, currently on housing waitlists. If these programs are essentially defunded, we'll be on the street.

We're about to lose our car & temp housing. Things can get worse & we're scared.
He’s going after HUD, as we knew he would. The billionaires think poor ppl are gross, and wish we’d hurry up and die, they’re working overtime onboard their superyachts to make sure that happens.
November 14, 2025 at 2:24 PM
Desperately need help to get my prescriptions (65), gas (30), hopefully eat (25) & maybe have enough for a new toothbrush (8). The cat knocked mine on the bathroom floor & was playing with it 😔

I put totals for each in case someone wants to help with a specific thing.

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November 12, 2025 at 6:34 PM