mad
@mad-maddy.bsky.social
Really into The Sims, Twilight, PokémonGo, and fundamentalist snark. Trying my best to develop good habits and make myself a world that works with me, not against me.
Trainer code: 941837416318
Trainer code: 941837416318
Last night I had a really weird dream about my grandparents. In the dream I kept telling myself “you know you shouldn’t be dreaming about this, you’re not supposed to do this”
I dreamt that I was at my grandparents old house. They lived there for 25ish years.
I dreamt that I was at my grandparents old house. They lived there for 25ish years.
June 4, 2025 at 10:28 AM
Last night I had a really weird dream about my grandparents. In the dream I kept telling myself “you know you shouldn’t be dreaming about this, you’re not supposed to do this”
I dreamt that I was at my grandparents old house. They lived there for 25ish years.
I dreamt that I was at my grandparents old house. They lived there for 25ish years.
I need to be pettily mean about somebody that nobody I know knows. But idk who to tell bc no one knows her!!!
May 20, 2025 at 2:21 PM
I need to be pettily mean about somebody that nobody I know knows. But idk who to tell bc no one knows her!!!
3yo kept yelling at me to drive him to “Jingle Bells” over and over.
I kept trying to prompt him and figure out what he meant. You know “what is that? have we gone there? where is it?” that kind of stuff.
Jimmy John’s. He wanted me to take him to Jimmy John’s.
I kept trying to prompt him and figure out what he meant. You know “what is that? have we gone there? where is it?” that kind of stuff.
Jimmy John’s. He wanted me to take him to Jimmy John’s.
May 9, 2025 at 9:47 PM
3yo kept yelling at me to drive him to “Jingle Bells” over and over.
I kept trying to prompt him and figure out what he meant. You know “what is that? have we gone there? where is it?” that kind of stuff.
Jimmy John’s. He wanted me to take him to Jimmy John’s.
I kept trying to prompt him and figure out what he meant. You know “what is that? have we gone there? where is it?” that kind of stuff.
Jimmy John’s. He wanted me to take him to Jimmy John’s.
Clocked out for 20 min and finally walking out the door at work and a woman comes in and frantically demands I get something for her. I just said “you can try asking one of the people working” and moved along. I’m wearing unbranded regular clothing and have never seen this woman before!
May 9, 2025 at 6:46 PM
Clocked out for 20 min and finally walking out the door at work and a woman comes in and frantically demands I get something for her. I just said “you can try asking one of the people working” and moved along. I’m wearing unbranded regular clothing and have never seen this woman before!
If you call the band “The Eagles” instead of “Eagles” just know that my father and I are judging you
May 8, 2025 at 4:43 PM
If you call the band “The Eagles” instead of “Eagles” just know that my father and I are judging you
I’ve had a few drinks and was playing monkey in the middle with my nephews and totally ate shit running after the ball and slid on my face a good few feet.
April 20, 2025 at 9:22 PM
I’ve had a few drinks and was playing monkey in the middle with my nephews and totally ate shit running after the ball and slid on my face a good few feet.
It reached 80 today which means I’m really having to fight the demons that are telling me to shave my armpits for the first time in 6 months
April 18, 2025 at 10:16 PM
It reached 80 today which means I’m really having to fight the demons that are telling me to shave my armpits for the first time in 6 months
Had a dream last night that I was pregnant and could feel the baby moving inside of me 🤢
April 17, 2025 at 9:38 AM
Had a dream last night that I was pregnant and could feel the baby moving inside of me 🤢
I miss my emotional support mole 😔 (I went to the doctor and got a last-minute biopsy on it with no warning)
April 16, 2025 at 8:26 PM
I miss my emotional support mole 😔 (I went to the doctor and got a last-minute biopsy on it with no warning)
Happy to announce that despite having a dream where I had loose teeth, a set of twin babies, and peed my pants, I have woken up with all teeth thoroughly attached and no children in my home.
April 9, 2025 at 10:29 AM
Happy to announce that despite having a dream where I had loose teeth, a set of twin babies, and peed my pants, I have woken up with all teeth thoroughly attached and no children in my home.
The vibes im bringing to Applebees
March 15, 2025 at 10:12 PM
The vibes im bringing to Applebees
Two doses back on gabapentin and I feel crazy, nauseous, and like I need to die. Not in a suicidal way, just like I feel like my body thinks it’s time to die lowkey. It feels like I’m rallying.
February 26, 2025 at 11:31 AM
Two doses back on gabapentin and I feel crazy, nauseous, and like I need to die. Not in a suicidal way, just like I feel like my body thinks it’s time to die lowkey. It feels like I’m rallying.
The book I’m reading is full of odd typos and untimely pop culture. One of the main characters name is Steph and she was just referred to as Stephen 🙃
February 24, 2025 at 11:46 PM
The book I’m reading is full of odd typos and untimely pop culture. One of the main characters name is Steph and she was just referred to as Stephen 🙃
*Watching a reality show*
Me: do you think she’s a lesbian?
Husband: I think she’s menopausal.
Me: do you think she’s a lesbian?
Husband: I think she’s menopausal.
February 22, 2025 at 12:56 AM
*Watching a reality show*
Me: do you think she’s a lesbian?
Husband: I think she’s menopausal.
Me: do you think she’s a lesbian?
Husband: I think she’s menopausal.
*caleb hearon voice*
I’m not a stand up comedian, honey. I’m the comedian who stood up.
I’m not a stand up comedian, honey. I’m the comedian who stood up.
February 16, 2025 at 8:00 PM
*caleb hearon voice*
I’m not a stand up comedian, honey. I’m the comedian who stood up.
I’m not a stand up comedian, honey. I’m the comedian who stood up.
I’ve had a headache off and on all day. Husband just got home from work and reminded me I drank almost a full bottle of wine last night.
February 16, 2025 at 12:45 AM
I’ve had a headache off and on all day. Husband just got home from work and reminded me I drank almost a full bottle of wine last night.
I’ve been building a house in the OG sims for like an hour and I have a massive headache reminiscent of the ones I used to get as a kid staring at the screen for 12 hours straight on the weekends
February 1, 2025 at 8:13 PM
I’ve been building a house in the OG sims for like an hour and I have a massive headache reminiscent of the ones I used to get as a kid staring at the screen for 12 hours straight on the weekends
A certain dead beat baby daddy I know thinks that his baby mama’s parents need to “do more” to help with the kids meaning he wants them to drive the kids all 3 hours to him every weekend because he’s “spending too much money on gas” to do it himself 🙃
January 31, 2025 at 3:41 PM
A certain dead beat baby daddy I know thinks that his baby mama’s parents need to “do more” to help with the kids meaning he wants them to drive the kids all 3 hours to him every weekend because he’s “spending too much money on gas” to do it himself 🙃
Why am I constantly getting fertility ads on Instagram and Facebook? My husband had a vasectomy; I have been on birth control for years. I NEVER WANT TO BE PREGNANT
January 30, 2025 at 2:58 PM
Why am I constantly getting fertility ads on Instagram and Facebook? My husband had a vasectomy; I have been on birth control for years. I NEVER WANT TO BE PREGNANT
The Sims and The Sims 2 rereleases have me feeling so nauseated. I could genuinely throw up from excitement thinking about them.
January 28, 2025 at 4:57 PM
The Sims and The Sims 2 rereleases have me feeling so nauseated. I could genuinely throw up from excitement thinking about them.
Bailey and I both just deactivated our Twitter accounts and deleted the app. The only reason we know each other and are married and have everything we have is because of Twitter. Feeling sad and torn rn.
January 23, 2025 at 11:48 PM
Bailey and I both just deactivated our Twitter accounts and deleted the app. The only reason we know each other and are married and have everything we have is because of Twitter. Feeling sad and torn rn.
I was playing with alphabet blocks with the 2 year old and after putting them in order and singing the ABCs for him he clapped and squealed “you’re so smart!” It makes me emotional to see him mirror how we act toward him. I don’t remember the adults in my life talking positively to me or about me.
January 17, 2025 at 4:16 PM
I was playing with alphabet blocks with the 2 year old and after putting them in order and singing the ABCs for him he clapped and squealed “you’re so smart!” It makes me emotional to see him mirror how we act toward him. I don’t remember the adults in my life talking positively to me or about me.
Husband preordered the Twilight Lego house for me for my birthday 😍 😍 😍
January 17, 2025 at 10:43 AM
Husband preordered the Twilight Lego house for me for my birthday 😍 😍 😍
A coworker I’m cool with but not super open with randomly sent me an autism meme and I feel so called out by it lmao
January 14, 2025 at 3:17 PM
A coworker I’m cool with but not super open with randomly sent me an autism meme and I feel so called out by it lmao
Every time one of my nephews comes over he always asks “how come you guys wanted to buy a 100 year old house?” and now I’m plagued with the task of teaching him about poor people
January 12, 2025 at 6:23 PM
Every time one of my nephews comes over he always asks “how come you guys wanted to buy a 100 year old house?” and now I’m plagued with the task of teaching him about poor people