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@macthompson.bsky.social
aspiring con artist
May 27, 2025 at 4:48 AM
LOLL no
May 27, 2025 at 4:35 AM
she’s so good at her job and probably doesn’t hear it enough
May 26, 2025 at 4:38 AM
what a stupid thing to be depressed about lol
May 25, 2025 at 3:40 AM
i took this because i was depressed about getting into a university that had the same mascot as my middle and high school. i was a gator for 11 consecutive years
May 25, 2025 at 3:32 AM
it was his response after i told him i gave some of my friends boners by accident because i’m so CUTE!
May 23, 2025 at 7:49 PM
i bought most of these on a train in chicago and then stepped into a bar and sat next to a gay gemologist who explained what they were to me. and THEN the bar tender gave me that rose quartz and was like “your soul needs this” the hotdog candle i found somewhere idk
May 23, 2025 at 5:54 AM
oh and i have to work too i guess
May 22, 2025 at 9:05 PM
i’d do it but i have a haircut at 11:15, don’t want to CUT it close. HA
May 22, 2025 at 8:49 PM
write your congressperson!
May 22, 2025 at 6:32 PM
next time try hanging off something like one of those pull up bars in a doorframe
May 22, 2025 at 6:21 PM
lesbians in ep 4 phew
May 22, 2025 at 2:39 AM
you'll have to submit an application babe
May 21, 2025 at 8:17 PM
now i see it… my mind didn’t immediately go there unlike yours… interesting. still would smash tho
May 21, 2025 at 4:40 PM