i don’t care about your updated privacy policy i’m just going to violate as usual
May 30, 2025 at 2:34 PM
i don’t care about your updated privacy policy i’m just going to violate as usual
i kinda feel bad for animals that have to live outside
May 26, 2025 at 9:55 AM
i kinda feel bad for animals that have to live outside
i suddenly have the urge to tell my dentist i love her
May 26, 2025 at 4:37 AM
i suddenly have the urge to tell my dentist i love her
THEM HOES
DEPRESSED
I’M NOT, I TAKE MY MEDS
DEPRESSED
I’M NOT, I TAKE MY MEDS
May 24, 2025 at 2:46 AM
THEM HOES
DEPRESSED
I’M NOT, I TAKE MY MEDS
DEPRESSED
I’M NOT, I TAKE MY MEDS
my barber asked me if i remembered my first boner lol????
May 23, 2025 at 3:59 PM
my barber asked me if i remembered my first boner lol????
my gems and crystals that keep me safe
May 23, 2025 at 5:40 AM
my gems and crystals that keep me safe
seeing friendship alone at 9 am is such a good bit but not worth it
May 22, 2025 at 8:48 PM
seeing friendship alone at 9 am is such a good bit but not worth it
i’m really good at smoking cigarettes i would have killed at nasa in the 60s
May 22, 2025 at 3:09 AM
i’m really good at smoking cigarettes i would have killed at nasa in the 60s
finally watching for all mankind and i can’t stand joel kinnamans haircut. and where are the gay people
May 21, 2025 at 5:25 PM
finally watching for all mankind and i can’t stand joel kinnamans haircut. and where are the gay people
the amount and intake speed of the gatorade i drink is always directly correlated with how much i drank the day before and proud to say i haven’t finished my gatorade yet
May 19, 2025 at 1:17 PM
the amount and intake speed of the gatorade i drink is always directly correlated with how much i drank the day before and proud to say i haven’t finished my gatorade yet
omg my dumb ass just bought a $50 sequel game i assumed was available for macos because the original was and now ive got to figure out how to run it on one of those programs
May 18, 2025 at 12:13 PM
omg my dumb ass just bought a $50 sequel game i assumed was available for macos because the original was and now ive got to figure out how to run it on one of those programs
i’m rita ora farming (growing dozens of clones of her in vats in a giant warehouse to use for an unspecified reason in the future)
May 17, 2025 at 6:16 PM
i’m rita ora farming (growing dozens of clones of her in vats in a giant warehouse to use for an unspecified reason in the future)
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been losing it all day as i imagine a version of this show that is exactly the same cold modernist feel but each episode ends with helly covered in piss and shit and saying “not again!!”
May 16, 2025 at 2:25 AM
been losing it all day as i imagine a version of this show that is exactly the same cold modernist feel but each episode ends with helly covered in piss and shit and saying “not again!!”
final destination bloodlines was awesome im so happy. tony todd got a good send off
May 16, 2025 at 1:43 AM
final destination bloodlines was awesome im so happy. tony todd got a good send off
i had an electrician over yesterday for something i needed taken care of for over a year and now that i’ve paid off other things that were a higher priority i stupidly told him no rush so he basically took $1k from me and i wonder if i’ll ever see him again
May 15, 2025 at 10:22 PM
i had an electrician over yesterday for something i needed taken care of for over a year and now that i’ve paid off other things that were a higher priority i stupidly told him no rush so he basically took $1k from me and i wonder if i’ll ever see him again
the reddit ad platform is either insane or just really bad because apparently i’m a menopausal woman with vaginal infections who loves cats and droids from star wars
May 15, 2025 at 6:06 PM
the reddit ad platform is either insane or just really bad because apparently i’m a menopausal woman with vaginal infections who loves cats and droids from star wars
accidentally became important at work and went from 0-1 meetings a day to 5
May 13, 2025 at 7:26 PM
accidentally became important at work and went from 0-1 meetings a day to 5
so there’s this image of nicki minaj and pitbull…
May 13, 2025 at 2:27 AM
so there’s this image of nicki minaj and pitbull…
i don’t like visiting other dimensions
May 11, 2025 at 9:24 PM
i don’t like visiting other dimensions
the pope should be atheist
May 8, 2025 at 5:31 PM
the pope should be atheist
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May 8, 2025 at 1:35 PM
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i love these lazy saturdays
May 8, 2025 at 12:13 PM
i love these lazy saturdays