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John @macronid.com · Sep 11
My man over here spitting facts.
Right wingers are so distracted by Facebook right now I could fuck their wives in front of them and they wouldn't even be able to enjoy it
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Does anyone want to watch the 1991 Guyver movie?

Been thinking about that movie a lot lately.
October 29, 2025 at 2:18 AM
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Technology will not save us, but maybe if we make sure the technologists have decent morals, things won't immediately devolve into a fiery hellscape.
October 29, 2025 at 2:17 AM
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Can I get you a half drank can of Steel Reserve from last night?
October 29, 2025 at 2:17 AM
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When you're a kid, you think the real grown-up drink is coffee.

When you're a teen, you think it's alcohol.

When you're an adult, you know the real grown-up drink is water.
October 23, 2025 at 11:44 PM
Erika Kirk debuts new look.
November 1, 2025 at 12:51 AM
Night on Bald Mountain Dew.
October 29, 2025 at 2:20 AM
I saw DJ Shadow in a giant sphere one time.

And now no shows ever again.
October 29, 2025 at 2:20 AM
The "Don't let your disability define you" crowd is obnoxious. It's rarely people who actually have disabilities, and more often people with more manageable life problems, or even more tragically the care-takers, which comes off as "don't let your disability negatively effect me too much."
October 29, 2025 at 2:19 AM
Does anyone want to watch the 1991 Guyver movie?

Been thinking about that movie a lot lately.
October 29, 2025 at 2:18 AM
Technology will not save us, but maybe if we make sure the technologists have decent morals, things won't immediately devolve into a fiery hellscape.
October 29, 2025 at 2:17 AM
Can I get you a half drank can of Steel Reserve from last night?
October 29, 2025 at 2:17 AM
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I had an extra slice of bread, so I thought I would do something nice and give it to the dog.

She carefully took it to her crate, laid it down butter-side-up, and than sat on it.
October 17, 2025 at 8:56 PM
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Say "NO" to fascism. Say "YES" to fajitas.
October 20, 2025 at 12:25 AM
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What happened to taco trucks on every corner?

I was promised: Taco. Trucks. On. Every. Corner.
October 20, 2025 at 12:29 AM
When you're a kid, you think the real grown-up drink is coffee.

When you're a teen, you think it's alcohol.

When you're an adult, you know the real grown-up drink is water.
October 23, 2025 at 11:44 PM
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they are so close to understanding the entire point of trade
BREAKING: The US is rolling back tariffs on “products that cannot be grown, mined, or naturally produced in the United States," per WSJ
October 20, 2025 at 12:23 AM
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Current status? Swords. Steeds. Hats.
September 11, 2025 at 3:53 AM
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If you're going to go somewhere you think your phone might be confiscated, just leave your phone at home.
October 10, 2025 at 3:10 AM
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"John learned about nihilism in middle school" is one of the most "John" sentences ever.
October 10, 2025 at 3:11 AM
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In discussing which monsters would be acceptable to have around the house, my son determined that he would like a microscopic pet dinosaur.
October 10, 2025 at 3:13 AM
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I'm pretty sure I don't have autism. But a suspiciously large number of people seem to think that I do.
October 10, 2025 at 3:14 AM
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RFK's loyalty is to plagues.
October 10, 2025 at 3:21 AM
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Their "let me do what I want fu" was no match for my "sleepy old man technique."
October 10, 2025 at 3:22 AM
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Tired of UM ACTUALLY "moderates."
October 10, 2025 at 3:22 AM
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WE ARE BACK. CHEESEKANDA FOREVER.
October 10, 2025 at 3:25 AM