☿ machine pearl
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29 🏳️🌈 he/him/hehe
deliquescent meat automaton
warranty void
deliquescent meat automaton
warranty void
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Not now babygirl I’m busy mistaking shadows for objective reality
January 14, 2026 at 5:22 PM
Not now babygirl I’m busy mistaking shadows for objective reality
Lunch….. too spicy….
January 13, 2026 at 5:51 PM
Lunch….. too spicy….
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Playing a mesmer in guild wars 1 and the spells icons are all pictures of me?
September 25, 2025 at 2:08 PM
Playing a mesmer in guild wars 1 and the spells icons are all pictures of me?
Trying out shin megami tensei for the fist time lets seeeee
January 12, 2026 at 12:56 PM
Trying out shin megami tensei for the fist time lets seeeee
In the mood to queue up only the most depressing songs 🥰 pls drop your heartbreaking recs
January 9, 2026 at 6:03 PM
In the mood to queue up only the most depressing songs 🥰 pls drop your heartbreaking recs
I would give up everything for one more nap with my Mercure 😔 I wish we had had more time together
January 8, 2026 at 5:46 PM
I would give up everything for one more nap with my Mercure 😔 I wish we had had more time together
tfw a rough beast slouches toward Bethlehem to be born
January 8, 2026 at 5:40 PM
tfw a rough beast slouches toward Bethlehem to be born
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My water came back after 4 days yippee
January 7, 2026 at 7:54 AM
My water came back after 4 days yippee
3rd day without water. Will the landlord finally send someone?
January 6, 2026 at 12:46 PM
3rd day without water. Will the landlord finally send someone?
The only reason I’m not mad going back to work today is that I have 2 weeks self paced training, my calendar is empty, nobody’s asking me for shit.
Sadly, the training is .NET
Sadly, the training is .NET
January 5, 2026 at 2:59 PM
The only reason I’m not mad going back to work today is that I have 2 weeks self paced training, my calendar is empty, nobody’s asking me for shit.
Sadly, the training is .NET
Sadly, the training is .NET
Oh my god it’s so cold here today. I NEED someone to hold me close rn
January 2, 2026 at 7:08 PM
Oh my god it’s so cold here today. I NEED someone to hold me close rn
Showing the bros my ass to get them hard 🥰🥰🥰
January 2, 2026 at 5:59 PM
Showing the bros my ass to get them hard 🥰🥰🥰
Goodbye time off… hello .net certification
January 2, 2026 at 3:18 PM
Goodbye time off… hello .net certification
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I don’t like boys I like creatures and weirdos
December 31, 2025 at 11:24 PM
I don’t like boys I like creatures and weirdos
Finally back home!
December 25, 2025 at 8:23 PM
Finally back home!
Already so tired of Christmas music
December 24, 2025 at 5:13 PM
Already so tired of Christmas music
Stuck at my mother’s house for the week and already just so pent up and horny
December 23, 2025 at 7:08 PM
Stuck at my mother’s house for the week and already just so pent up and horny
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it doesn’t offer a lot of ball support
December 7, 2025 at 6:25 PM
it doesn’t offer a lot of ball support