Westopher
@thewestopher.bsky.social
Spooky and gay 👻
creator of ‘ghosted’ — a romantic horror series posted here, there, and everywhere
Occasionally NSFW
https://linktr.ee/thewestopher
creator of ‘ghosted’ — a romantic horror series posted here, there, and everywhere
Occasionally NSFW
https://linktr.ee/thewestopher
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Westopher
@thewestopher.bsky.social
· Nov 21
Learned some new tricks for ‘ghosted’ episode 5: the gatekeeper
Felt skinny. Won’t delete later
January 2, 2026 at 4:55 AM
Felt skinny. Won’t delete later
Picture of the staff who operate my account
January 2, 2026 at 12:37 AM
Picture of the staff who operate my account
The clock reset at midnight so my body count is currently zero
That’s how it works, right
That’s how it works, right
January 2, 2026 at 12:34 AM
The clock reset at midnight so my body count is currently zero
That’s how it works, right
That’s how it works, right
I don’t like boys I like creatures and weirdos
December 31, 2025 at 11:24 PM
I don’t like boys I like creatures and weirdos
A man is never going to redeem you. Captain Save-a-Ho isn’t gonna ride in on a giant check and magically fix your life. Even the best relationships are complicated, and both parties have issues they need to work on to grow into better people
December 29, 2025 at 6:44 PM
A man is never going to redeem you. Captain Save-a-Ho isn’t gonna ride in on a giant check and magically fix your life. Even the best relationships are complicated, and both parties have issues they need to work on to grow into better people
If only I had this problem (gay version obv) 🧸
December 28, 2025 at 7:09 PM
If only I had this problem (gay version obv) 🧸
Biceps with a pit flash
December 28, 2025 at 3:45 PM
Biceps with a pit flash
I fear the hype for Heated Rivalry will leave me disappointed. However for research purposes (butts) I will start it soon
December 28, 2025 at 3:31 AM
I fear the hype for Heated Rivalry will leave me disappointed. However for research purposes (butts) I will start it soon
I’m standing at the front of the studio with my back to the mirror; people are lining up their mats, facing the mirror, looking at me
“Are you teaching this class?”
Nah I was waiting for you to do it??!!
“Are you teaching this class?”
Nah I was waiting for you to do it??!!
December 23, 2025 at 9:20 PM
I’m standing at the front of the studio with my back to the mirror; people are lining up their mats, facing the mirror, looking at me
“Are you teaching this class?”
Nah I was waiting for you to do it??!!
“Are you teaching this class?”
Nah I was waiting for you to do it??!!
The should make this a candle scent fr
December 23, 2025 at 1:31 AM
“You can’t just block people because they don’t agree with y-“
*blocked*
*blocked*
December 23, 2025 at 1:29 AM
“You can’t just block people because they don’t agree with y-“
*blocked*
*blocked*
Scenario: Some guy hits me up on Grindr (I’m out of the country and bored); he’s in his 20s. His bio reads “Nobody over 45”
I reply we’re not a match because I’m 49
He gets mad
🤷🏻♂️
I reply we’re not a match because I’m 49
He gets mad
🤷🏻♂️
40+ guys: what do you think about hooking up with guys in their 20s?
Dating-wise I feel there’s more in common with someone closer to my age. But if it’s just a fuck, are the same dynamics at play?
Dating-wise I feel there’s more in common with someone closer to my age. But if it’s just a fuck, are the same dynamics at play?
December 21, 2025 at 11:14 PM
Scenario: Some guy hits me up on Grindr (I’m out of the country and bored); he’s in his 20s. His bio reads “Nobody over 45”
I reply we’re not a match because I’m 49
He gets mad
🤷🏻♂️
I reply we’re not a match because I’m 49
He gets mad
🤷🏻♂️
40+ guys: what do you think about hooking up with guys in their 20s?
Dating-wise I feel there’s more in common with someone closer to my age. But if it’s just a fuck, are the same dynamics at play?
Dating-wise I feel there’s more in common with someone closer to my age. But if it’s just a fuck, are the same dynamics at play?
December 21, 2025 at 7:05 PM
40+ guys: what do you think about hooking up with guys in their 20s?
Dating-wise I feel there’s more in common with someone closer to my age. But if it’s just a fuck, are the same dynamics at play?
Dating-wise I feel there’s more in common with someone closer to my age. But if it’s just a fuck, are the same dynamics at play?
Office Christmas parties annoy me bc it’s assumed I wanna spend time with my coworkers? Baby that’s what I get PAID for
December 20, 2025 at 2:50 AM
Office Christmas parties annoy me bc it’s assumed I wanna spend time with my coworkers? Baby that’s what I get PAID for
Why is it that whenever a couple wants to have a threesome with me, there’s one hot one and an annoying one
December 20, 2025 at 12:42 AM
Why is it that whenever a couple wants to have a threesome with me, there’s one hot one and an annoying one
I know everybody says they’d be a mindful billionaire, but if I won tonight’s lottery… I’d be like fuck y’all I’m rich
December 18, 2025 at 12:01 AM
I know everybody says they’d be a mindful billionaire, but if I won tonight’s lottery… I’d be like fuck y’all I’m rich
Been heavy on a dark wave music bed for my ‘ghosted’ episodes but I think it’s time to rock?
December 17, 2025 at 8:09 PM
Been heavy on a dark wave music bed for my ‘ghosted’ episodes but I think it’s time to rock?
“You’re so good with handling difficult people”
Actually I’m manipulative af 🤷🏻♂️
Actually I’m manipulative af 🤷🏻♂️
December 17, 2025 at 4:12 AM
“You’re so good with handling difficult people”
Actually I’m manipulative af 🤷🏻♂️
Actually I’m manipulative af 🤷🏻♂️
if you see this, we IMPLORE YOU to post a picture from whatever device you're using without explanation
December 17, 2025 at 12:47 AM
if you see this, we IMPLORE YOU to post a picture from whatever device you're using without explanation
I created my own “upside down” - aka the spirit world - for this silly lil episode. I’m quite happy with how it turned out!!!
Learned some new tricks for ‘ghosted’ episode 5: the gatekeeper
December 15, 2025 at 1:04 AM
I created my own “upside down” - aka the spirit world - for this silly lil episode. I’m quite happy with how it turned out!!!
I have a very strict rule about attending company holiday parties; the rule is I will not be in attendance
December 14, 2025 at 1:33 AM
I have a very strict rule about attending company holiday parties; the rule is I will not be in attendance
👋 QUOTE this post with your best BULGE PIC please 🙈
December 13, 2025 at 2:55 PM
👋 QUOTE this post with your best BULGE PIC please 🙈