Maria Machida
Maria Machida
@machibi.bsky.social
Anthropologist, Published Essayist, #1 FART hater.

She/They
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"Queer liberation is class struggle unless you're living in an airtight bubble" - Zac Xepher
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This hidden provision is so crooked and selfish, it doesn't even apply to US Representatives. Just US Senators.
Look at this new outrage. To open govt, we're retroactively letting 8 Senators sue for $500K each over having had their J6 phone toll records looked at. www.nytimes.com/2025/11/10/u...
Spending Bill Would Pave Way for Senators to Sue Over Phone Searches
www.nytimes.com
November 11, 2025 at 12:43 AM
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ASKING OUR REPRESENTATIVES TO ACTUALLY REPRESENT US IS NOT FIGHTING IT’S JUST ASKING YOU TO DO THE FUCKING JOB WE PAY YOU FOR
But there are real dangers out there that must be fought; and energy spent fighting each other is energy lost to that bigger fight.
November 10, 2025 at 11:35 PM
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This is Oakley. He has an injury that requires physical therapy and at-home massages. Luckily, his cat sibling River has been training his whole life for this. 14/10 for both
November 10, 2025 at 11:58 PM
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Let my gravestone read "PUNCTUATION GOES INSIDE THE QUOTATION MARKS."
November 10, 2025 at 4:48 PM
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I’m waving this white flag to show that I’m still up for fighting
CNN: Was the shutdown worth it?

HAKEEM JEFFRIES: We have waged a battle on behalf of the American people.

CNN: But you didn't get what you want.

JEFFRIES: At the end of the day, the fight lives on.
November 11, 2025 at 12:14 AM
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““Especially in times of crisis, you definitely need institutions like farms, led by people who care about the people that they’re providing produce to,” Jzar said.” ✊🏼🖤
November 9, 2025 at 1:55 AM
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SLUGGO’S SUNDAY

I'LL SPEND THE DAY UP IN THE ATTIC READING OLD COMIC BOOKS
November 9, 2025 at 12:09 PM
People tell me id do numbers on this app. It's me, I'm people.
November 8, 2025 at 12:30 PM
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Every time you seriously suggest just living on a commune in response to the rise of fascism the malevolent spirit of Gazi Kodzo gets one step closer to escaping from his celestial prison
April 10, 2025 at 3:21 PM
I'm back lesbians!
November 2, 2025 at 3:55 PM
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“BREAKING NEWS”
October 18, 2025 at 1:47 PM
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Slight edit: Nazi porn bar
March 5, 2025 at 12:00 AM
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donating my imaginary child’s college fund to the DNC so dems can not clap at Trump’s speeches prior to unilaterally approving a literal demon into a cabinet position
fuck off!!!!!!!!!!!
March 5, 2025 at 3:09 AM
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I need people *PLEASE* stop quoting Idiocracy as some prophetic text

1. It's bluntly objectively pro-eugenics
2. It sucks ass
March 2, 2025 at 4:28 PM
me to my wife every day
She Mardi on my gras til my Mardi Gras?
February 28, 2025 at 12:23 AM
American journalism only exists in zines and academic journals there is no "journalism" it never once existed in my life time. The only journalism is through the independents. raf raf (fox thoughts).
February 19, 2025 at 3:04 AM
me coded
I get just enough battery on my iPad and doodled that one meme

S/O to Acaelus and Nadama from my fabult game
February 9, 2025 at 2:27 AM
Wife just said somewhere there is a man who think a face in the crowd is a movie about a man who got brought down by women and holy fuck that dude's name is prolly Elon Musk.
February 8, 2025 at 9:58 PM
to this point even within some of Rousseau's flawed points he even confesses that one of the ways government denegrates is by "contraction" where an aristocracy becomes a monarchy without the justification of an increased population.
Its also an impossible goal. It will always be shrinking, there will always be dissatisfaction because they aren’t treating problems, they are incinerating anything complicated. Which means they’ll still be stuck wondering why they’re doing jobs they hate.
February 8, 2025 at 1:00 PM
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I feel like we have reached a point where people are proudly ignorant, and actively saying “I don’t want to learn new things and you shouldn’t either” and it’s hard to not feel like I’m losing my mind.

Like we are having a mutiny of idiots upset some things aren’t for them.
February 7, 2025 at 7:25 AM
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transsexual: hey i’d like to take this harmless drug that makes life worth living

america: fuck you *starts a world war*
February 5, 2025 at 1:52 AM
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Listen, give me enough money to take care of myself, a world not trying to kill me, and some more energy, I will become the hottest bitch on the planet.

It’s just that I may not have all of that until like 2029.

Top 10 Films of 2024 video is coming along though!
February 5, 2025 at 12:45 AM
men use to go to war and now they sit on phone ad complain about women's rights. - My Wife
February 3, 2025 at 11:40 PM
WTF WTF WTF HOLY SHIT IM TELLING ALL MY FRIENDS ABOUT THIS AND KISSING MY WIFE!
Heartbreaking news for Lady Emily fans
I love this post it gives tumblr vibes in the best way possible! Sadly it was made by a landowner (see the title lady) and thus She will have to fall in the revolution. Sad times in 18th century france
February 2, 2025 at 10:44 PM