For God's sake, stop with the all the "Trump says..." or I will stop contributing to NPR.

People, please: this is not about toxic food, it's about toxic employees.

I'd like to see something more like "Contacted for a comment, a spokesman ignored several questions and instead responded like a nine-year-old playground bully." Accurate, evocative, and less whiny...

I see two panhandles

No, that would be too honest. He's a calculating a$$hole who thinks it's to his political advantage to sound like a macho moron.

How'm I supposed to know what"feeling my age" spiritually is like? I certainly don't feel the same about things—the universe—as I did in my 20s. That would mean I had wasted all kinds of experience without growing.

It's "mercenary"

I'd say a more notable difference is that this is obviously a portrait of a con man trying to look badass

We are a cartoon country.