Mace Ventura
@maceventura.bsky.social
You just got slugged, bozo.
This and a blunt
November 16, 2024 at 5:08 PM
This and a blunt
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i want a girl with a short rat and a looooooooong touille
November 14, 2024 at 4:41 PM
i want a girl with a short rat and a looooooooong touille
When you’re out on the road but they don’t follow where you lead
November 14, 2024 at 5:51 PM
When you’re out on the road but they don’t follow where you lead
Update - still alive
August 5, 2023 at 2:37 PM
Update - still alive
my puppy won’t make eye contact when I get home
July 7, 2023 at 3:18 PM
my puppy won’t make eye contact when I get home
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People waiting for a text back from me: damn they must be really busy
Me:
Me:
July 6, 2023 at 2:23 AM
People waiting for a text back from me: damn they must be really busy
Me:
Me:
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why, did something happen?
OceanGate suspends all exploration and business operations
OceanGate suspends all exploration and commercial operations after Titan implosion
OceanGate said it is suspending all exploration and commercial operations after five people were killed during its expedition to the Titanic wreckage.
abcnews.go.com
July 6, 2023 at 4:52 PM
why, did something happen?
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so called “free thinkers” when i pull out my gun & tell them to empty their pockets
July 6, 2023 at 10:25 AM
so called “free thinkers” when i pull out my gun & tell them to empty their pockets
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It's hot dogs biggest night and the stars are out to razzle dazzle
July 4, 2023 at 12:19 PM
It's hot dogs biggest night and the stars are out to razzle dazzle
off to play dice in the backseat of the swagmobile
July 4, 2023 at 12:06 PM
off to play dice in the backseat of the swagmobile
Jim Henson update for BlueSky
July 4, 2023 at 11:49 AM
Jim Henson update for BlueSky
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July should be a pride month for people who lost their son at a carnival and never stopped lookin
July 2, 2023 at 11:10 AM
July should be a pride month for people who lost their son at a carnival and never stopped lookin
So this is like, what, an Earth Cinematic Universe?
June 24, 2023 at 11:07 AM
So this is like, what, an Earth Cinematic Universe?
If I was 12, I would be pulling this out before every rollercoaster.
The 19-year-old on the submersible "wasn't very up for it" and felt "terrified" about the trip to explore the wreckage of the Titanic, his aunt said
He ended up going because he was eager to please his dad, who was passionate about the lore of the Titanic, she said
He ended up going because he was eager to please his dad, who was passionate about the lore of the Titanic, she said
19-year-old Titan passenger was ‘terrified’ before trip, his aunt says
Azmeh Dawood, the older sister of Pakistani businessman Shahzada Dawood, said her nephew was reluctant to go on the Titan expedition.
www.nbcnews.com
June 23, 2023 at 2:42 AM
If I was 12, I would be pulling this out before every rollercoaster.
How long until I get in a fight with a pizza shop on here
June 23, 2023 at 2:34 AM
How long until I get in a fight with a pizza shop on here
