Call me old fashioned, but I think The Lord’s Day should be about young white girls singing and praying to God for victory in a white supremacy race war.

Remember when Liverpool were at their lowest under Hicks and Gillett? Well it looks like Manchester United have got their very own Portuguese Roy Hodgson when they signed Ruben Amorim.

Me, a meme maker, when I hear about your funny mates who don’t use memes

I see David Coote got spotted at the LFC Liverpool staff Christmas party at the cathedral.

Worried the Liverpool v Everton derby might get called off. This was Goodison and the Hot Wok last time they had 80mph winds on County Road.

Me in the assisted dying clinic after my sister in law ruins another Christmas and the doctor asks her “do you want us to do you in?”