Well I’ll bet Winnie the Pooh won’t be at all happy with this breaking news.

Call me old fashioned, but I think The Lord’s Day should be about young white girls singing and praying to God for victory in a white supremacy race war.

And who they leak stuff to. Remember only a couple of months ago they were leaking to their mates in the press about Klopp being a control freak? They’ve done it since Shanks days.

Nah, I don’t think a good journo and a proper red like @sachinnakrani.bsky.social would have linked to it if he thought it was speculative bullshit.

I can’t believe you’d let the chicken and spinach get in the way of eating 2 a day of the 4 main food groups.

She’ll have to wait a bit. The transfer window doesn’t open until Wednesday.

Remember that time Gabriel injured himself and had to get subbed in the 70th minute trying to foul Darwin, Saliba was suspended because of a needless red card, and the press tried to make us believe they were on the blower to Martin Keown and Tony Adams to solve their injury crisis?

You know in Home Alone 2 where Kevin lobs halfies off the roof and they smash Marv’s mush in? Well I hope that happens to this cunt. For the rest of his life.

Good lads! It was my wife’s birthday today. She’s never had a birthday prezzy wrapped in anything other than birthday paper, never had a red, white or gold flower off me on her birthday, and there’s no Christmas songs or Christmas shopping allowed. Nothing except her birthday matters today.

Me, a meme maker, when I hear about your funny mates who don’t use memes

The saddest part of the story is that a bear died.

Aside from the bear living, the only way that story could have had a happier ending is if it took another one of the cunts out with it.

😂😂 Yanks everywhere going “what’s the difference between a Texan and a texan?”

You’re already a bunch of texans.

Cliffhanger was a descent film.

Fucking steady on there Craig. The lad’s done good but there’s no need to go overboard and do drastic stuff like that.

Honest to god, I just had to check the team sheet to see if he was playing. Any time is good to have a go at a United player, but I was thinking, why are these slagging one of their subs off for? I thought he was arsing around warming up or something.