scroobius pip
@macaroni-consul.bsky.social
she pills on my berry til i dough, boy
or
i bury my pill into her dough, cus i'm her boy
or
i bury my pill into her dough, cus i'm her boy
September 21, 2025 at 4:59 AM
she pills on my berry til i dough, boy
or
i bury my pill into her dough, cus i'm her boy
or
i bury my pill into her dough, cus i'm her boy
you're tellin me a chicken apple'd this sausage?
July 17, 2025 at 11:17 PM
you're tellin me a chicken apple'd this sausage?
me, lips red from my ICEE: [...] and then everyone started downvoting me like im the badguy, despite my edit where i explained my OC *used* to be an audiobook ableist
breadwinning gf, distractedly: oh wow. yanno the haters said you couldnt do the dishes?
me, eyes wet:
i cant help my pruney hands
breadwinning gf, distractedly: oh wow. yanno the haters said you couldnt do the dishes?
me, eyes wet:
i cant help my pruney hands
July 11, 2025 at 9:07 PM
me, lips red from my ICEE: [...] and then everyone started downvoting me like im the badguy, despite my edit where i explained my OC *used* to be an audiobook ableist
breadwinning gf, distractedly: oh wow. yanno the haters said you couldnt do the dishes?
me, eyes wet:
i cant help my pruney hands
breadwinning gf, distractedly: oh wow. yanno the haters said you couldnt do the dishes?
me, eyes wet:
i cant help my pruney hands
i was going down a wikipedia rabbit hole and i stumbled across a hyperlink for "List of people mad at you" but it was red because the article didn't exist
June 26, 2025 at 4:11 PM
i was going down a wikipedia rabbit hole and i stumbled across a hyperlink for "List of people mad at you" but it was red because the article didn't exist
got the friend group uninvited from the lesbian pride party bc i dropped the 'queer platonic groupchat' copy pasta in the partiful rsvp 😔
June 7, 2025 at 3:50 PM
got the friend group uninvited from the lesbian pride party bc i dropped the 'queer platonic groupchat' copy pasta in the partiful rsvp 😔
waking up from the unemployed 2pm nap to have some cottaged chese
May 30, 2025 at 7:05 PM
waking up from the unemployed 2pm nap to have some cottaged chese
id be too powerful if i wasn't awkward at the postshow meet&greet with Greg Cheekface from america's local band @cheekface.bsky.social
April 25, 2025 at 1:18 AM
id be too powerful if i wasn't awkward at the postshow meet&greet with Greg Cheekface from america's local band @cheekface.bsky.social
someone really should
April 15, 2025 at 5:58 PM
someone really should
kind of an idle thought but do you think that since millions of americans' primary experience w the federal govt is thru the military (and its waste) they assume all of the federal govt operates under the same principles?
& unlike the military there's no nationalistic rationalization for said waste
& unlike the military there's no nationalistic rationalization for said waste
March 27, 2025 at 4:41 PM
kind of an idle thought but do you think that since millions of americans' primary experience w the federal govt is thru the military (and its waste) they assume all of the federal govt operates under the same principles?
& unlike the military there's no nationalistic rationalization for said waste
& unlike the military there's no nationalistic rationalization for said waste
no one told me that when you write a scientific manuscript you have to write the whole thing
March 24, 2025 at 9:51 PM
no one told me that when you write a scientific manuscript you have to write the whole thing
she nag on my champa now i'm incensed
March 2, 2025 at 5:24 AM
she nag on my champa now i'm incensed
in the men's line at the father john misty concert feeling like a Victim
March 2, 2025 at 1:47 AM
in the men's line at the father john misty concert feeling like a Victim
did you know this?
March 1, 2025 at 6:28 PM
did you know this?
my wee?
zer.
zer.
My Punk?
Daft.
Daft.
My Disco?
Panicked.
Panicked.
March 1, 2025 at 6:24 PM
my wee?
zer.
zer.
bro thought the exception was the rule 😂😂🫵🫵🤣😂🫵😆🫵🫵
February 23, 2025 at 3:59 PM
bro thought the exception was the rule 😂😂🫵🫵🤣😂🫵😆🫵🫵
no headphone should have the power to "return call" by initiating a call with whomever called me last. i'll never purposely use that function. instead i'll live in fear of grazing buttons and fumbling to quickly cancel the erroneous outgoing call
February 2, 2025 at 12:11 AM
no headphone should have the power to "return call" by initiating a call with whomever called me last. i'll never purposely use that function. instead i'll live in fear of grazing buttons and fumbling to quickly cancel the erroneous outgoing call
my retirement plan is to be one of the old people actors in the alzheimer's medication ads
January 26, 2025 at 6:09 PM
my retirement plan is to be one of the old people actors in the alzheimer's medication ads
i hate the bump inside my lip that i got from biting the inside of my lip and now the bump on the inside of my lip is bigger so i bite the bump on the inside of my lip and now the bump on the inside of my lip is bigger so i bite the bump on the inside of my lip and now the bump on the inside of my l
January 24, 2025 at 7:43 PM
i hate the bump inside my lip that i got from biting the inside of my lip and now the bump on the inside of my lip is bigger so i bite the bump on the inside of my lip and now the bump on the inside of my lip is bigger so i bite the bump on the inside of my lip and now the bump on the inside of my l
the problem w social media algorithms is i can't tell them im not interested in a piece of content bc it's engagement bait slop.
sure, i like seeing an industrial drill go to town on some aluminum, who doesnt, but i don't wanna see that from worldtools_daily w imbedded gambling promos & 78 hashtags
sure, i like seeing an industrial drill go to town on some aluminum, who doesnt, but i don't wanna see that from worldtools_daily w imbedded gambling promos & 78 hashtags
January 7, 2025 at 8:45 PM
the problem w social media algorithms is i can't tell them im not interested in a piece of content bc it's engagement bait slop.
sure, i like seeing an industrial drill go to town on some aluminum, who doesnt, but i don't wanna see that from worldtools_daily w imbedded gambling promos & 78 hashtags
sure, i like seeing an industrial drill go to town on some aluminum, who doesnt, but i don't wanna see that from worldtools_daily w imbedded gambling promos & 78 hashtags
did you know this?
January 6, 2025 at 3:38 PM
did you know this?
elon wearing this to public appearances in an attempt to be assassin proof
I have to take an annual fire safety training for work, and I am reminded that I asked some of the folks who manage these things how they evacuate the NICU and apparently they have vests you can load up with babies
December 21, 2024 at 5:38 PM
elon wearing this to public appearances in an attempt to be assassin proof
finishing a PhD and
Prestiging right back to Kindergarten
Prestiging right back to Kindergarten
December 14, 2024 at 5:23 PM
finishing a PhD and
Prestiging right back to Kindergarten
Prestiging right back to Kindergarten
on r/dinner reporting people for posting sandwiches
December 14, 2024 at 12:49 AM
on r/dinner reporting people for posting sandwiches
Reposted by scroobius pip
December 10, 2024 at 6:12 PM
cat 1 just dunked on cat 2 ala this pic while playing feather . buddy thinks he's going pro. varsity at fishing toy.
D1 pouncer
D1 pouncer
December 7, 2024 at 6:37 AM
cat 1 just dunked on cat 2 ala this pic while playing feather . buddy thinks he's going pro. varsity at fishing toy.
D1 pouncer
D1 pouncer