M.B.
@mabilesimo.bsky.social
Politics and Tequila. Not always in that order.
Weird how the country that’s killing us with the drugs they’re smuggling shifts based on who’s got ahold of MAGA’s ire! Here I thought it was China killing hundreds of thousands of us every year!
December 2, 2025 at 2:23 AM
Weird how the country that’s killing us with the drugs they’re smuggling shifts based on who’s got ahold of MAGA’s ire! Here I thought it was China killing hundreds of thousands of us every year!
Holy Horseshoe Batman!
December 2, 2025 at 1:56 AM
Holy Horseshoe Batman!
We need a catch-all term for this new brand of right-coded nostalgia politics that wants to burn society to the ground because they poisoned their brains on ‘member berries. Crybaby Conservativism?
November 30, 2025 at 9:25 PM
We need a catch-all term for this new brand of right-coded nostalgia politics that wants to burn society to the ground because they poisoned their brains on ‘member berries. Crybaby Conservativism?
I call it the John Kirby rule: who looks exactly like a Hollywood casted national security communications guy.
November 24, 2025 at 7:08 PM
I call it the John Kirby rule: who looks exactly like a Hollywood casted national security communications guy.
How it started/ How it’s Going
November 24, 2025 at 6:58 PM
How it started/ How it’s Going
Me every time I see George Pickens make a big play for Dallas:
November 22, 2025 at 6:12 PM
Me every time I see George Pickens make a big play for Dallas:
Imagining a timeline where the GOP loses everywhere in the redistricting wars but Latinos and Suburbanites swing so far left their *current* gerrymanders break anyways.
November 18, 2025 at 6:17 PM
Imagining a timeline where the GOP loses everywhere in the redistricting wars but Latinos and Suburbanites swing so far left their *current* gerrymanders break anyways.
Insufficient economic data from the government makes growing the economy and making money harder for everyone?!
November 13, 2025 at 10:13 PM
Insufficient economic data from the government makes growing the economy and making money harder for everyone?!
The oracle in September: Spanberger will only outrun Sherrill by 1%.
All of us:
All of us:
November 12, 2025 at 9:44 PM
The oracle in September: Spanberger will only outrun Sherrill by 1%.
All of us:
All of us:
Number of times Democrats were forced to vote against funding troops during the shutdown: zero.
November 10, 2025 at 12:38 AM
Number of times Democrats were forced to vote against funding troops during the shutdown: zero.
Meanwhile, DC knower Rachel Bade will be roughly six weeks to forever off on her prediction that Republicans will make Dems vote against paying troops.
November 8, 2025 at 10:56 PM
Meanwhile, DC knower Rachel Bade will be roughly six weeks to forever off on her prediction that Republicans will make Dems vote against paying troops.
Harriet Samson Harris always killed it as Fraiser’s manic agent Bebe Glazer
October 18, 2025 at 5:17 AM
Harriet Samson Harris always killed it as Fraiser’s manic agent Bebe Glazer
How it started/ How it’s going
October 17, 2025 at 4:26 PM
How it started/ How it’s going
Idk if Democrats are going to win the shutdown fight, but I do know the conservative PMC has bubbled itself and is clueless to how annoyed normies are by the culture warring and will do more damage in the long run than whether or not the GOP gets a clean CR.
October 1, 2025 at 10:28 PM
Idk if Democrats are going to win the shutdown fight, but I do know the conservative PMC has bubbled itself and is clueless to how annoyed normies are by the culture warring and will do more damage in the long run than whether or not the GOP gets a clean CR.
The first reply makes this one a *chef’s kiss*.
September 30, 2025 at 5:48 PM
The first reply makes this one a *chef’s kiss*.
Again, it is like, antithetical to conservatism to think you, unlike any other person before you, can make a flawless government execution program that only punishes the bad and helps the good.
September 30, 2025 at 1:24 AM
Again, it is like, antithetical to conservatism to think you, unlike any other person before you, can make a flawless government execution program that only punishes the bad and helps the good.
Correct. Just like the bronzer and hair product makes him look so much worse than if he just accepted his aging.
September 21, 2025 at 3:20 AM
Correct. Just like the bronzer and hair product makes him look so much worse than if he just accepted his aging.
Absolutely no evidence as to why H1B Visas are now causing harm to native born engineers after decades of providing them, only back then Polimath didn’t buy into nativist logic but he does now because woke.
September 15, 2025 at 5:22 PM
Absolutely no evidence as to why H1B Visas are now causing harm to native born engineers after decades of providing them, only back then Polimath didn’t buy into nativist logic but he does now because woke.
This is the kind of sentiment illustrates how the right is just straight authoritarian now. This is so unconservative.
September 10, 2025 at 7:48 AM
This is the kind of sentiment illustrates how the right is just straight authoritarian now. This is so unconservative.
So you agree, the economy was good when Biden was POTUS?
September 9, 2025 at 2:06 AM
So you agree, the economy was good when Biden was POTUS?