Creator of Hambee
@maaronjo.bsky.social
Self-loathing advertising hack with no other marketable skills.
I believe that your skull is that thick
November 11, 2025 at 2:20 PM
I believe that your skull is that thick
so the savvy move was to pick a fight, show your belly and then tell your voters they were stupid to think anything would come of it
November 11, 2025 at 2:19 PM
so the savvy move was to pick a fight, show your belly and then tell your voters they were stupid to think anything would come of it
problem is they’re still paying attention
November 11, 2025 at 2:14 PM
problem is they’re still paying attention
besides the hornets?
November 11, 2025 at 1:58 PM
besides the hornets?
so why pick the fight in the first place?
November 11, 2025 at 1:54 PM
so why pick the fight in the first place?
Nothing. They’re just shitty humans freed to be their shittiest self
November 11, 2025 at 1:00 PM
Nothing. They’re just shitty humans freed to be their shittiest self
Big Booze and Big Pharma, unite!
November 11, 2025 at 2:40 AM
Big Booze and Big Pharma, unite!
no. no there isn’t.
November 11, 2025 at 1:30 AM
no. no there isn’t.
cool. stay home.
November 11, 2025 at 1:09 AM
cool. stay home.
when has he ever looked easy
a man in a suit and tie is standing in front of a fox news sign
ALT: a man in a suit and tie is standing in front of a fox news sign
media.tenor.com
November 10, 2025 at 11:28 PM
when has he ever looked easy
every time I buy hot dog buns
November 10, 2025 at 9:50 PM
every time I buy hot dog buns
multi level marketer gonna multi level market
November 10, 2025 at 9:17 PM
multi level marketer gonna multi level market
you just described democratic congressional leadership
November 10, 2025 at 9:08 PM
you just described democratic congressional leadership
gunning for an Oscar
November 10, 2025 at 8:28 PM
gunning for an Oscar
nah, they’re just moderately on board with it
November 10, 2025 at 3:25 PM
nah, they’re just moderately on board with it
they always fly and have never starved. suffering is abstract to them. inconvenience is the worst thing that could possibly happen.
November 10, 2025 at 2:30 PM
they always fly and have never starved. suffering is abstract to them. inconvenience is the worst thing that could possibly happen.
Reposted by Creator of Hambee
explaining to my grandkids that the choice was fast trains and healthcare for everyone or a digital girlfriend for elon musk and that’s why they are walking to the witch doctor
November 10, 2025 at 10:05 AM
explaining to my grandkids that the choice was fast trains and healthcare for everyone or a digital girlfriend for elon musk and that’s why they are walking to the witch doctor
practice makes perfect
November 10, 2025 at 2:08 PM
practice makes perfect
You The Person is fucking annoying
November 10, 2025 at 2:00 PM
You The Person is fucking annoying
every one of them. even the ones who only sorta suck
November 10, 2025 at 1:59 PM
every one of them. even the ones who only sorta suck