Maartje
@maalchen.bsky.social
Chaotic Neutral queer crone-in-the-making with wordy aspirations. Inordinately fond of social interaction on uncertain terms. Not to be excessively relied uponst.
You can have but little idea how comforting and reassuring it is to see you take such time and pains to do this "one little thing" as well as you possibly can. Your dedication is inspiring. ✨
November 24, 2025 at 9:24 AM
You can have but little idea how comforting and reassuring it is to see you take such time and pains to do this "one little thing" as well as you possibly can. Your dedication is inspiring. ✨
...and they're in Congress now?
November 24, 2025 at 9:14 AM
...and they're in Congress now?
Apart from the actual point, that is the loudest&clearest "we use chatGPT for literally everything" subtext out there. Any "branded materials" would be algorithm-soiled tatters of your own creations.
November 23, 2025 at 7:45 AM
Apart from the actual point, that is the loudest&clearest "we use chatGPT for literally everything" subtext out there. Any "branded materials" would be algorithm-soiled tatters of your own creations.
I want to but WHAT IF THEY ACTUALLY SECRETLY HATE ME THO
November 22, 2025 at 1:51 PM
I want to but WHAT IF THEY ACTUALLY SECRETLY HATE ME THO
Put. Him. In. A. Retail. Job. Today.
November 21, 2025 at 3:29 PM
Put. Him. In. A. Retail. Job. Today.
A task like this consumes time to nourish the soul. ✨
November 21, 2025 at 8:51 AM
A task like this consumes time to nourish the soul. ✨
I, for one, eagerly await the comeback of the rotary-dial sandwich. (Also know as the "bake-light".)
November 19, 2025 at 10:45 PM
I, for one, eagerly await the comeback of the rotary-dial sandwich. (Also know as the "bake-light".)
ring ring ring ring ring ring ring
PASTRAMIPHONE
PASTRAMIPHONE
November 19, 2025 at 10:42 PM
ring ring ring ring ring ring ring
PASTRAMIPHONE
PASTRAMIPHONE
Does wasabi have a fragrance? In my experience it always bypasses the olfactory receptors homing in on the pain ones...
November 19, 2025 at 10:37 PM
Does wasabi have a fragrance? In my experience it always bypasses the olfactory receptors homing in on the pain ones...
No no no, Natee is *your* liege, you are a vassal in the Allium Alliance
November 19, 2025 at 10:36 PM
No no no, Natee is *your* liege, you are a vassal in the Allium Alliance
Also also, bro obviously hasn't actually seen Shrek.
November 18, 2025 at 10:03 PM
Also also, bro obviously hasn't actually seen Shrek.
Yes, but also with a significant hands-on lab component and a decent sample size, of course!
November 18, 2025 at 7:12 AM
Yes, but also with a significant hands-on lab component and a decent sample size, of course!
Ooooooooooh, not sure if it's better to warn her about that aspect of adulthood now or let her enjoy the blissful ignorance for as long as possible...
November 17, 2025 at 8:50 AM
Ooooooooooh, not sure if it's better to warn her about that aspect of adulthood now or let her enjoy the blissful ignorance for as long as possible...
As a Dutch person, I am much less baffled then delighted by this entire field of study. It almost makes me want to go back to Uni and get a Master's degree in fairy bread!
November 17, 2025 at 8:49 AM
As a Dutch person, I am much less baffled then delighted by this entire field of study. It almost makes me want to go back to Uni and get a Master's degree in fairy bread!
So does my fiancee 😊 but then she loves dinosaurs in everything!
November 16, 2025 at 6:53 PM
So does my fiancee 😊 but then she loves dinosaurs in everything!
A short while later, it turned out there were ACTUAL DINOSAURS in the circus, and they escaped, and my rogue got to shoot one off the top of the Ferris wheel!
November 16, 2025 at 10:06 AM
A short while later, it turned out there were ACTUAL DINOSAURS in the circus, and they escaped, and my rogue got to shoot one off the top of the Ferris wheel!
Ooh, I have a good story for the 9yr old DM - my fiancee-the-DM had us encounter a travelling circus/fair in the 2nd session and our monk asked for the fortune teller, and then DM ran off for cards and came back with her dinosaur-themed Go Fish cards AND did actual brilliant fortune telling with em.
November 16, 2025 at 10:04 AM
Ooh, I have a good story for the 9yr old DM - my fiancee-the-DM had us encounter a travelling circus/fair in the 2nd session and our monk asked for the fortune teller, and then DM ran off for cards and came back with her dinosaur-themed Go Fish cards AND did actual brilliant fortune telling with em.