zoey 🐶
@maaaximus.bsky.social
I couldn’t say “cis” on twitter.
21!
21!
If I had a dick I just know i’d have to hide my super hard jimmy john every time I smelled coffee in the air
June 17, 2025 at 2:28 AM
If I had a dick I just know i’d have to hide my super hard jimmy john every time I smelled coffee in the air
Guess the hair is only working with me when i’m pooping
June 14, 2025 at 8:08 AM
Guess the hair is only working with me when i’m pooping
and why do I look blind huh?
June 12, 2025 at 5:03 PM
and why do I look blind huh?
crying is good it’s so good it clears the sinuses
June 12, 2025 at 2:08 AM
crying is good it’s so good it clears the sinuses
I always say long distance is easy and everyone should try it but then I forget how terrible it is to miss him when he’s so far. It’s raining right now and I just wanna go outside and lay in it and miss him.
June 8, 2025 at 7:57 PM
I always say long distance is easy and everyone should try it but then I forget how terrible it is to miss him when he’s so far. It’s raining right now and I just wanna go outside and lay in it and miss him.
The mog potential if I had to wear prescription glasses !? Fuck my good eyesight
May 31, 2025 at 7:56 AM
The mog potential if I had to wear prescription glasses !? Fuck my good eyesight
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Sophie Thatcher smokes cigarettes
mario is taking a picture of himself with his phone
ALT: mario is taking a picture of himself with his phone
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May 23, 2025 at 6:49 PM
Sophie Thatcher smokes cigarettes
Papa’s old firefighter mask
May 23, 2025 at 5:54 AM
Papa’s old firefighter mask
pick up a board game that looks annoyingly complicated and figure it out because I promise it’s usually worth it
May 23, 2025 at 5:50 AM
pick up a board game that looks annoyingly complicated and figure it out because I promise it’s usually worth it
do I mass post on bluesky like it’s my diary? this app is still very quiet I think a lot of us are still lingering on twitter
May 23, 2025 at 5:49 AM
do I mass post on bluesky like it’s my diary? this app is still very quiet I think a lot of us are still lingering on twitter
I don’t have a single hyperfixation and it devastates me. I want my autistic friends to know that I admire their ability to hyperfixate on not one, but several things.
May 21, 2025 at 8:55 AM
I don’t have a single hyperfixation and it devastates me. I want my autistic friends to know that I admire their ability to hyperfixate on not one, but several things.
Don’t open twitter don’t open twitter don’t open twitter
May 21, 2025 at 8:44 AM
Don’t open twitter don’t open twitter don’t open twitter
I seem to be the only person in the world who understands that sex advice shouldn’t be taken from virgins and instead from the people who have had sex.
May 21, 2025 at 7:12 AM
I seem to be the only person in the world who understands that sex advice shouldn’t be taken from virgins and instead from the people who have had sex.
I never did anything out of the blue
Want an axe to break the ice
wanna come down right now
Want an axe to break the ice
wanna come down right now
May 18, 2025 at 3:49 AM
I never did anything out of the blue
Want an axe to break the ice
wanna come down right now
Want an axe to break the ice
wanna come down right now
Should I even eat it? Or should I leave it there to look at because DAMN 😩
May 18, 2025 at 1:11 AM
Should I even eat it? Or should I leave it there to look at because DAMN 😩
KIMCHIIII KIMCHI SO GOOD MUNCH MUNCH SLURP I COULD EAT SO MUCH KIMCHI RAAAAH
a group of pokemon are eating from bowls of food
ALT: a group of pokemon are eating from bowls of food
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May 13, 2025 at 6:27 AM
KIMCHIIII KIMCHI SO GOOD MUNCH MUNCH SLURP I COULD EAT SO MUCH KIMCHI RAAAAH
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Maybe if we start calling our body parts gun-sounding names like “revulva” or “shooterus” the GOP will stop trying to regulate them.
November 14, 2024 at 1:42 PM
Maybe if we start calling our body parts gun-sounding names like “revulva” or “shooterus” the GOP will stop trying to regulate them.
🙏Please be my moot and get me off of Twitter with the Nazis
My interests
- Writing unused lyrics
- Arcane
- Movies, TV, and Actors
- Pinterest :P
- Music (will share)
- Pokemon TCG
- League of Legends
- Dbd, Outlast, Resident evil, horror games in general.
- TLOU HBO (need 2 play game)
My interests
- Writing unused lyrics
- Arcane
- Movies, TV, and Actors
- Pinterest :P
- Music (will share)
- Pokemon TCG
- League of Legends
- Dbd, Outlast, Resident evil, horror games in general.
- TLOU HBO (need 2 play game)
May 12, 2025 at 7:59 AM
🙏Please be my moot and get me off of Twitter with the Nazis
My interests
- Writing unused lyrics
- Arcane
- Movies, TV, and Actors
- Pinterest :P
- Music (will share)
- Pokemon TCG
- League of Legends
- Dbd, Outlast, Resident evil, horror games in general.
- TLOU HBO (need 2 play game)
My interests
- Writing unused lyrics
- Arcane
- Movies, TV, and Actors
- Pinterest :P
- Music (will share)
- Pokemon TCG
- League of Legends
- Dbd, Outlast, Resident evil, horror games in general.
- TLOU HBO (need 2 play game)
tried on a wedding dress today and all I could think about was trying on a suit instead
May 8, 2025 at 10:09 PM
tried on a wedding dress today and all I could think about was trying on a suit instead
the hair is responding well today my god
May 8, 2025 at 10:08 PM
the hair is responding well today my god
would be on this app more if they had DRAFTS
May 7, 2025 at 9:51 AM
would be on this app more if they had DRAFTS
Reposted by zoey 🐶
Your School House Rock moment......
May 6, 2025 at 12:29 PM
Your School House Rock moment......
Djwivdjd my number 1!!! I’m gonna stop spamming but this and the robe outfit before it and there’s probably a deeper meaning behind it that I don’t know but it’s so fitting the way the room compliments him👨🏻🍳💋 #SingSing #ColmanDomingo #Metgala2025
May 6, 2025 at 9:06 AM
Djwivdjd my number 1!!! I’m gonna stop spamming but this and the robe outfit before it and there’s probably a deeper meaning behind it that I don’t know but it’s so fitting the way the room compliments him👨🏻🍳💋 #SingSing #ColmanDomingo #Metgala2025