dottie product
@ma-ya-metumtam.bsky.social
yes I invented it; incoherent jewposting and maths with an s; mostly reposts rn bc I'm scared of my unlikability; 23, she/they
every week at the university train station
November 16, 2025 at 2:30 PM
every week at the university train station
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me in the electric chair: "more like mahatma ganja amirite ladies?😎"
*i am executed for the crime of being too cool, thousands of protesters riot outside (they arent protesting my execution but the fact the governor denied my request to die by lethal injection while being jerked off by a hot milf)*
*i am executed for the crime of being too cool, thousands of protesters riot outside (they arent protesting my execution but the fact the governor denied my request to die by lethal injection while being jerked off by a hot milf)*
November 14, 2025 at 9:35 AM
me in the electric chair: "more like mahatma ganja amirite ladies?😎"
*i am executed for the crime of being too cool, thousands of protesters riot outside (they arent protesting my execution but the fact the governor denied my request to die by lethal injection while being jerked off by a hot milf)*
*i am executed for the crime of being too cool, thousands of protesters riot outside (they arent protesting my execution but the fact the governor denied my request to die by lethal injection while being jerked off by a hot milf)*
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Still could be worse, could have had a woman of colour in charge instead
Trump’s America: FBI Director is taking govt jets to watch his girlfriend sing, president is in Palm Beach holding Great Gatsby balls after golf, we are murdering people in boats while refusing to show proof of guilty, govt is shut down, airports are a disaster, prices are up.
November 2, 2025 at 12:31 PM
Still could be worse, could have had a woman of colour in charge instead
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theres a sunk cost phallus/fallacy pun in there somewhere and i just cant find it but if i give up now the last 20 minutes of trying will have been for nothing
October 21, 2025 at 11:57 AM
theres a sunk cost phallus/fallacy pun in there somewhere and i just cant find it but if i give up now the last 20 minutes of trying will have been for nothing
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You may now kiss the bride.
What if all long term contracts were sealed with a kiss?
You may now kiss the landlord.
You may now kiss the car salesperson.
You may now kiss the recruiter.
You may now kiss the mortgage broker.
What if all long term contracts were sealed with a kiss?
You may now kiss the landlord.
You may now kiss the car salesperson.
You may now kiss the recruiter.
You may now kiss the mortgage broker.
September 26, 2025 at 10:47 PM
You may now kiss the bride.
What if all long term contracts were sealed with a kiss?
You may now kiss the landlord.
You may now kiss the car salesperson.
You may now kiss the recruiter.
You may now kiss the mortgage broker.
What if all long term contracts were sealed with a kiss?
You may now kiss the landlord.
You may now kiss the car salesperson.
You may now kiss the recruiter.
You may now kiss the mortgage broker.
nvm it came back jdidbfkncosmflvn
update: haven't found the time to check on it but now (18 days since I put it there) I did and it's gone😔
as of 2 days later it's still there, and has not been tampered with. stay tuned
June 26, 2025 at 12:20 PM
nvm it came back jdidbfkncosmflvn
ska girl summer let's fuckin gooooo
GET REGGAE FOR SKA GIRL SUMMER
open.spotify.com/playlist/65E...
open.spotify.com/playlist/65E...
June 13, 2025 at 7:51 PM
ska girl summer let's fuckin gooooo
ndisnkdmvodnksn
happy pride halo head
June 13, 2025 at 7:25 PM
ndisnkdmvodnksn
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why would I watch 7 seasons of The Clone Wars when I have everything I need right here
youtu.be/iWOq1Tg-Jdw
youtu.be/iWOq1Tg-Jdw
Star Wars Battlefront II (Classic) - 501st Journal (Full) HD
YouTube video by STEREOLYRICS TRACKS
youtu.be
June 1, 2025 at 7:58 AM
why would I watch 7 seasons of The Clone Wars when I have everything I need right here
youtu.be/iWOq1Tg-Jdw
youtu.be/iWOq1Tg-Jdw
update: haven't found the time to check on it but now (18 days since I put it there) I did and it's gone😔
as of 2 days later it's still there, and has not been tampered with. stay tuned
hid an origami boat in a major train station, taking bets on how long it'll stay there before someone takes it <]:^)
June 8, 2025 at 11:42 AM
update: haven't found the time to check on it but now (18 days since I put it there) I did and it's gone😔
as of 2 days later it's still there, and has not been tampered with. stay tuned
hid an origami boat in a major train station, taking bets on how long it'll stay there before someone takes it <]:^)
May 22, 2025 at 5:45 PM
as of 2 days later it's still there, and has not been tampered with. stay tuned
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sometimes u gotta do a little foley for the sext
May 20, 2025 at 2:14 AM
sometimes u gotta do a little foley for the sext
![[excerpt from wikipedia. section title: "Summary - Original version"]
According to the story ["which?"], at the start of human history, a variety of types of black people inhabited the moon; when a black "god-scientist" became frustrated that all those living on the moon did not speak one language, he blew up the moon.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:esm4upyt7ow4plilos3t3iih/bafkreihxafjvwwjpjdykeduiobzehad2aoc733m45hrzyjd4fdzbad46ny@jpeg)
hid an origami boat in a major train station, taking bets on how long it'll stay there before someone takes it <]:^)
May 19, 2025 at 11:15 AM
hid an origami boat in a major train station, taking bets on how long it'll stay there before someone takes it <]:^)
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"WHEATLEY JOCKEY"
April 23, 2025 at 8:09 PM
"WHEATLEY JOCKEY"
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we watched the first Lexx (1997) movie and it fucking rocks
April 18, 2025 at 11:33 AM
we watched the first Lexx (1997) movie and it fucking rocks
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Toki Pona FAQ was getting too big.
We split it into several pages.
Each has its own smaller scope.
tokipona.org/faq.html
Always open to your improvement ideas!
sina ken pona e lipu la mi wile kute lon tenpo ale!
Ni aparte bonvenigas plibonigojn de Esperantistoj!
#tokipona #esperanto
We split it into several pages.
Each has its own smaller scope.
tokipona.org/faq.html
Always open to your improvement ideas!
sina ken pona e lipu la mi wile kute lon tenpo ale!
Ni aparte bonvenigas plibonigojn de Esperantistoj!
#tokipona #esperanto
April 16, 2025 at 6:42 AM
Toki Pona FAQ was getting too big.
We split it into several pages.
Each has its own smaller scope.
tokipona.org/faq.html
Always open to your improvement ideas!
sina ken pona e lipu la mi wile kute lon tenpo ale!
Ni aparte bonvenigas plibonigojn de Esperantistoj!
#tokipona #esperanto
We split it into several pages.
Each has its own smaller scope.
tokipona.org/faq.html
Always open to your improvement ideas!
sina ken pona e lipu la mi wile kute lon tenpo ale!
Ni aparte bonvenigas plibonigojn de Esperantistoj!
#tokipona #esperanto
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looks like that's every possibility covered. all-encumpissing if u will
April 10, 2025 at 10:07 PM
looks like that's every possibility covered. all-encumpissing if u will
9/11/2001 was a scary time (because I wasn't born yet)
April 13, 2025 at 2:50 PM
9/11/2001 was a scary time (because I wasn't born yet)
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give TBD an oscar
the best part was right at the beginning when the opening credits had like 10 producers listed and then it literally said
"Story by: TBD
Written by: TBD"
because i can only assume nobody wanted to admit to having written this crap
"Story by: TBD
Written by: TBD"
because i can only assume nobody wanted to admit to having written this crap
the minecraft movie traumatized me
April 7, 2025 at 6:47 AM
give TBD an oscar
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I've been censored for speaking the truth about minecraft movie
April 5, 2025 at 11:57 PM
I've been censored for speaking the truth about minecraft movie
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have you heard the goop news?
this is my gooplosophy
i mean as far as i’m concerned slimes, goos, sludges, etc are all sub-categories of goop kinda like how they clasify animals you know but goop is like the kingdom? idk i forget what the levels of classification are haven’t done biology in forever
March 29, 2025 at 1:53 AM
have you heard the goop news?
"gender neutral" pluralisation in "proper" hebrew
all of my penises are pussies
March 19, 2025 at 12:51 PM
"gender neutral" pluralisation in "proper" hebrew
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catholic he/hymns when I show up with my 95 they/theses
July 5, 2023 at 10:20 PM
catholic he/hymns when I show up with my 95 they/theses