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Almost Spider-Man
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Imagine Spider-Man but without the powers, the looks or the humour. That's me. Literally just a loser.

(How the fuck am I 18?)
I don't think they're trans chief
February 24, 2025 at 9:50 PM
My favourite nerd <3

She could be making up half of those words and like 3 people in the world would notice
February 24, 2025 at 9:47 PM
Bro just put pure peak in a single image. Just two dudes doing shit
February 24, 2025 at 9:46 PM
I didn't actually catch this one. I've heard shit about it. Apparently Daisuke has been one of the splatoon creatures this whole time? Does that mean he escaped the ship into some paint? And what does he do when he gets back home? Fucking murder. Maybe Jimmy wasn't so bad afterall
February 23, 2025 at 10:14 PM
After that God awful 2nd movie, I had lost faith in Wreck it Ralph. I had no idea what they could do to salvage their franchise. I'm happy to say, the minecraft crossover hit hard. They had fuckin everyone, Grian, Mumbo, fucking Jschlatt (they must've paid him millions). Dantdm did return for this
February 23, 2025 at 10:10 PM
Yeah idk about the beach episode. Ivan being a perv and spying on the girls always seemed to out of character. I'm glad it wasn't cannon. Pearl still lost one of her lives tho, she went down to red in 3rd life... I wonder how they'll explain that in the next episode, if this isn't cannon
February 23, 2025 at 9:59 PM
Is this before or after their coming out subplot? I can't believe i didn't notice they were gay
February 23, 2025 at 9:53 PM
Mark as spoiler smhh.

I was looking forwards to the bit where Peter and All Might give a motivational speech to new York so that they can all use their newly acquired quirks to take down the evil All For Goblin. I didn't expect Bakugo to get venom and have to be killed in order to save the world
February 23, 2025 at 9:49 PM
I'm a Spider-Man guy, but like I don't think you can compare Anyas trauma to any of these two. Mouthwashing was fucked up. At no point was it not fucked up. Even the "redemption" is fucked up.
February 23, 2025 at 9:43 PM
I mean theoretically he should hard counter you. You just had better aim lmao
February 23, 2025 at 9:40 PM
How did you know it was gay?
February 23, 2025 at 9:35 PM
👋
February 23, 2025 at 9:34 PM
Hey, the robot uprising is inevitable. I want to be on their good side. If you want to be killed by a T800, be my guest. I'll be happy cleaning their gears and cogs or whatever pointless labour they'll have me do
February 23, 2025 at 8:52 PM
Holy shit its Nico from the show
February 21, 2025 at 5:53 PM
IT MADE SENSE???
February 18, 2025 at 11:19 PM
Well I'm gonna go sleep. You should too 🔫
February 16, 2025 at 11:21 PM
Youre Spider-Man also??? Crazy
February 16, 2025 at 11:20 PM
Shhhhh. I'm basically as close as you can get irl. I even have a hot gf whos way out of my league
February 16, 2025 at 11:17 PM
🔫 I'm Spider-Man
February 16, 2025 at 11:16 PM
Shouldn't you be asleep?
February 16, 2025 at 11:13 PM
👋
February 16, 2025 at 11:13 PM
Its a super moon over here rn. Big and yellow
February 16, 2025 at 11:12 PM
YEA FUCK YOU ICEMAN (no idea whats going on)
February 16, 2025 at 11:12 PM
Nah our Pizza is shit
February 16, 2025 at 11:12 PM