Almost Spider-Man
@m4g1c-1.bsky.social
Imagine Spider-Man but without the powers, the looks or the humour. That's me. Literally just a loser.
(How the fuck am I 18?)
(How the fuck am I 18?)
AI inexplicably can't generate an image of a full glass of wine.
February 23, 2025 at 8:49 PM
AI inexplicably can't generate an image of a full glass of wine.
If Nicholas Tesla had tits would he be called Nippleolas Tesla?
I'll find out if this makes any sense after I wake up. I need sleep.
I'll find out if this makes any sense after I wake up. I need sleep.
February 15, 2025 at 11:15 PM
If Nicholas Tesla had tits would he be called Nippleolas Tesla?
I'll find out if this makes any sense after I wake up. I need sleep.
I'll find out if this makes any sense after I wake up. I need sleep.
X-ray Time!!!
Let's find out if the lump under my ribs is: Cartilage, another bad rib, a tumour, a parasite or a medical mystery
If it doesn't show up, I'm gonna need an ultra sound!
Let's find out if the lump under my ribs is: Cartilage, another bad rib, a tumour, a parasite or a medical mystery
If it doesn't show up, I'm gonna need an ultra sound!
February 11, 2025 at 8:28 PM
X-ray Time!!!
Let's find out if the lump under my ribs is: Cartilage, another bad rib, a tumour, a parasite or a medical mystery
If it doesn't show up, I'm gonna need an ultra sound!
Let's find out if the lump under my ribs is: Cartilage, another bad rib, a tumour, a parasite or a medical mystery
If it doesn't show up, I'm gonna need an ultra sound!
Actually one of the best villain glow ups in history.
February 4, 2025 at 12:02 PM
Actually one of the best villain glow ups in history.
Guys what flavour should my girlfriend be?
Context? Fuck you no.
Context? Fuck you no.
February 3, 2025 at 8:15 PM
Guys what flavour should my girlfriend be?
Context? Fuck you no.
Context? Fuck you no.
I don't want to cough anymore. I'm so tired of being sick.
February 1, 2025 at 1:34 PM
I don't want to cough anymore. I'm so tired of being sick.
Where did Harry Osborne go? Why has no version of Spider-Man media done Harry any justice since Spectacular Spider-Man. Making him venom is just stupid and doesn't count.
The comics forgot about him, the MCU movies don't have him, the TV shows keep shafting him. Where is my boy? Where is Harry??
The comics forgot about him, the MCU movies don't have him, the TV shows keep shafting him. Where is my boy? Where is Harry??
January 29, 2025 at 6:21 PM
Where did Harry Osborne go? Why has no version of Spider-Man media done Harry any justice since Spectacular Spider-Man. Making him venom is just stupid and doesn't count.
The comics forgot about him, the MCU movies don't have him, the TV shows keep shafting him. Where is my boy? Where is Harry??
The comics forgot about him, the MCU movies don't have him, the TV shows keep shafting him. Where is my boy? Where is Harry??
FUCK YEAH I LOVE FAILING EXAMS.
January 29, 2025 at 11:24 AM
FUCK YEAH I LOVE FAILING EXAMS.
I either have Covid or Norovirus. Maybe both.
January 28, 2025 at 11:16 AM
I either have Covid or Norovirus. Maybe both.
Marco Chechetto gotta be the best modern day comic artist.
January 28, 2025 at 11:02 AM
Marco Chechetto gotta be the best modern day comic artist.
I'm shivering my timbers so hard rn. Someone help
January 27, 2025 at 5:44 PM
I'm shivering my timbers so hard rn. Someone help
How not to give up:
-my neighbour Brian would be disappointed
-my neighbour Brian would be disappointed
January 24, 2025 at 9:23 PM
How not to give up:
-my neighbour Brian would be disappointed
-my neighbour Brian would be disappointed
I am once again asking for a good Spider-Man anime. Actually fuck you- I'm not asking anymore 🔫
GIVE ME A SPIDER-MAN ANIME OR I WILL EAT YOUR CAT
GIVE ME A SPIDER-MAN ANIME OR I WILL EAT YOUR CAT
January 24, 2025 at 4:36 PM
I am once again asking for a good Spider-Man anime. Actually fuck you- I'm not asking anymore 🔫
GIVE ME A SPIDER-MAN ANIME OR I WILL EAT YOUR CAT
GIVE ME A SPIDER-MAN ANIME OR I WILL EAT YOUR CAT
Fuckass curly fries
January 24, 2025 at 4:35 PM
Fuckass curly fries
One of my favourite covers
January 23, 2025 at 7:25 PM
One of my favourite covers
Okay I'm done with the political posts. Thats not what I came to BlueSky for.
If you stalk my account, you'll find out why. Its not even that big of a deal, but eventually it'll grow into a bigger issue and I'll turn into myself from 2 years ago. Who was not very nice.
I'm here for spiderman
If you stalk my account, you'll find out why. Its not even that big of a deal, but eventually it'll grow into a bigger issue and I'll turn into myself from 2 years ago. Who was not very nice.
I'm here for spiderman
January 23, 2025 at 7:08 PM
Okay I'm done with the political posts. Thats not what I came to BlueSky for.
If you stalk my account, you'll find out why. Its not even that big of a deal, but eventually it'll grow into a bigger issue and I'll turn into myself from 2 years ago. Who was not very nice.
I'm here for spiderman
If you stalk my account, you'll find out why. Its not even that big of a deal, but eventually it'll grow into a bigger issue and I'll turn into myself from 2 years ago. Who was not very nice.
I'm here for spiderman
I feel more calorically dense, however when looking at myself, I am still a filthy fucking twink.
I'm mark Bagley Spider-Man. I want to be Todd McFarlane.
I'm mark Bagley Spider-Man. I want to be Todd McFarlane.
January 22, 2025 at 10:53 PM
I feel more calorically dense, however when looking at myself, I am still a filthy fucking twink.
I'm mark Bagley Spider-Man. I want to be Todd McFarlane.
I'm mark Bagley Spider-Man. I want to be Todd McFarlane.
We as a society do not deserve noodles.
January 22, 2025 at 2:41 PM
We as a society do not deserve noodles.
Spider-Man fact #4
Spider-Man doesn't hate women or minorities. Why would you think that?
Spider-Man doesn't hate women or minorities. Why would you think that?
January 22, 2025 at 11:52 AM
Spider-Man fact #4
Spider-Man doesn't hate women or minorities. Why would you think that?
Spider-Man doesn't hate women or minorities. Why would you think that?
Spider-Man fact #3
Peter Parker is not a goose.
Peter Parker is not a goose.
January 21, 2025 at 7:52 PM
Spider-Man fact #3
Peter Parker is not a goose.
Peter Parker is not a goose.
Spider-Man fact #2
Spider-Man does not have barbs in his hands, as the Raimi movies imply. Instead Spider Totems (people in each universe that are Spider-Man), have the ability to change atom attraction. They can make anything a magnet. This is how they can hang through shoes and gloves.
Spider-Man does not have barbs in his hands, as the Raimi movies imply. Instead Spider Totems (people in each universe that are Spider-Man), have the ability to change atom attraction. They can make anything a magnet. This is how they can hang through shoes and gloves.
January 21, 2025 at 7:52 PM
Spider-Man fact #2
Spider-Man does not have barbs in his hands, as the Raimi movies imply. Instead Spider Totems (people in each universe that are Spider-Man), have the ability to change atom attraction. They can make anything a magnet. This is how they can hang through shoes and gloves.
Spider-Man does not have barbs in his hands, as the Raimi movies imply. Instead Spider Totems (people in each universe that are Spider-Man), have the ability to change atom attraction. They can make anything a magnet. This is how they can hang through shoes and gloves.
Fun fact about Spider-Man #1
Peter famously hates Nazis. This is because he is a good person. He has never done the Nazi salute on live TV.
In other news- he has also never released a crypto rug pull a day before his inauguration
Peter famously hates Nazis. This is because he is a good person. He has never done the Nazi salute on live TV.
In other news- he has also never released a crypto rug pull a day before his inauguration
January 21, 2025 at 3:44 PM
Fun fact about Spider-Man #1
Peter famously hates Nazis. This is because he is a good person. He has never done the Nazi salute on live TV.
In other news- he has also never released a crypto rug pull a day before his inauguration
Peter famously hates Nazis. This is because he is a good person. He has never done the Nazi salute on live TV.
In other news- he has also never released a crypto rug pull a day before his inauguration