Amelia🤍🧜🏻♀️
@m3rmaidmelia.bsky.social
35. wife + mum. hairstylist. ♌️. chicagoland. 🏳️🌈
cubs. packers. wisco. blackhawks. mental health advocate. diet-culture dropout. tattoo & smutty book enthusiast.
you’ll find me fighting the patriarchy & crying over One Direction.
cubs. packers. wisco. blackhawks. mental health advocate. diet-culture dropout. tattoo & smutty book enthusiast.
you’ll find me fighting the patriarchy & crying over One Direction.
Driving to my grandpa’s funeral in this shit is def a choice we made 😅. Luckily my husband is a champ in the snow AND he puts One Direction on for me since he knows my anxiety is so bad.
November 29, 2025 at 3:32 PM
Driving to my grandpa’s funeral in this shit is def a choice we made 😅. Luckily my husband is a champ in the snow AND he puts One Direction on for me since he knows my anxiety is so bad.
This dude is crashing out lmao like I cannot
November 28, 2025 at 12:27 AM
This dude is crashing out lmao like I cannot
Dude take a fucking breath & read the room lmao
November 28, 2025 at 12:14 AM
Dude take a fucking breath & read the room lmao
Oh…my god. Are men okay????
November 28, 2025 at 12:11 AM
Oh…my god. Are men okay????
You’re not acquainted with facetiousness or sarcasm, I fear.
November 28, 2025 at 12:09 AM
You’re not acquainted with facetiousness or sarcasm, I fear.
Post something random or you'll have an awful December:
November 27, 2025 at 9:10 PM
Post something random or you'll have an awful December:
This restaurant only allows “Chardonnay with dinner” ?????
November 27, 2025 at 12:47 AM
This restaurant only allows “Chardonnay with dinner” ?????
tell Frank I said hi
November 27, 2025 at 12:45 AM
tell Frank I said hi
If two of my personality traits could combine, I’m glad it was these.
November 25, 2025 at 7:27 PM
If two of my personality traits could combine, I’m glad it was these.
What is a catch? Do we know?
November 24, 2025 at 3:16 AM
What is a catch? Do we know?
At the salon today to do a friend’s hair and can’t be live-skeeting so I’m posting this in advance. Love y’all and GPG!!
November 23, 2025 at 6:03 PM
At the salon today to do a friend’s hair and can’t be live-skeeting so I’m posting this in advance. Love y’all and GPG!!
I made mine first so give credit where it’s due, bestie 💅.
November 16, 2025 at 9:15 PM
I made mine first so give credit where it’s due, bestie 💅.
Seeing X in his leadership role makes my heart flutter!!
November 16, 2025 at 9:02 PM
Seeing X in his leadership role makes my heart flutter!!
Why would I do that?
November 16, 2025 at 8:59 PM
Why would I do that?
Thinking about you, Mase 🥰🥹😭.
November 16, 2025 at 8:02 PM
Thinking about you, Mase 🥰🥹😭.
This is how I feel rn:
November 16, 2025 at 6:40 PM
This is how I feel rn:
Hey so America is a SCAM.
November 14, 2025 at 9:05 PM
Hey so America is a SCAM.