Amelia🤍🧜🏻♀️
@m3rmaidmelia.bsky.social
35. wife + mum. hairstylist. ♌️. chicagoland. 🏳️🌈
cubs. packers. wisco. mental health advocate. diet-culture dropout. tattoo & plant enthusiast.
you’ll find me fighting the patriarchy & crying over One Direction.
cubs. packers. wisco. mental health advocate. diet-culture dropout. tattoo & plant enthusiast.
you’ll find me fighting the patriarchy & crying over One Direction.
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said i'd never leave her, 'cause her hands fit like my t-shirt
November 19, 2025 at 9:35 PM
said i'd never leave her, 'cause her hands fit like my t-shirt
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Connor Bedard or Andre Burakovsky? 🤣
The /NHLBlackhawks are definitely in a good mood. 😄
The /NHLBlackhawks are definitely in a good mood. 😄
November 19, 2025 at 9:38 PM
Connor Bedard or Andre Burakovsky? 🤣
The /NHLBlackhawks are definitely in a good mood. 😄
The /NHLBlackhawks are definitely in a good mood. 😄
Wait this is actually hilarious
November 18, 2025 at 3:23 AM
Wait this is actually hilarious
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can i have a writing job. i’m a horrible writer and can work to become a worse person
November 18, 2025 at 2:33 AM
can i have a writing job. i’m a horrible writer and can work to become a worse person
I have soooo many questions about Mahomes’ goatee situation…
November 17, 2025 at 2:56 AM
I have soooo many questions about Mahomes’ goatee situation…
Seeing the Chiefs lose is my favorite song.
November 17, 2025 at 12:39 AM
Seeing the Chiefs lose is my favorite song.
My 2yo daughter has a broken leg and can’t walk, therefore she has to be carried everywhere.
I have part of my spinal cord coming out of its cavity, causing the nerves that control the left side of my body to be smashed, and also can’t walk or bend or sit.
I have part of my spinal cord coming out of its cavity, causing the nerves that control the left side of my body to be smashed, and also can’t walk or bend or sit.
a black and white photo of a woman 's face with the words `` pain '' written next to her .
ALT: a black and white photo of a woman 's face with the words `` pain '' written next to her .
media.tenor.com
November 16, 2025 at 9:23 PM
My 2yo daughter has a broken leg and can’t walk, therefore she has to be carried everywhere.
I have part of my spinal cord coming out of its cavity, causing the nerves that control the left side of my body to be smashed, and also can’t walk or bend or sit.
I have part of my spinal cord coming out of its cavity, causing the nerves that control the left side of my body to be smashed, and also can’t walk or bend or sit.
I made mine first so give credit where it’s due, bestie 💅.
November 16, 2025 at 9:15 PM
I made mine first so give credit where it’s due, bestie 💅.
I cannot deny that they find the best ways to win a game at the very end. There has to be some sort of stat on this somewhere lol.
Bears are the funniest team in football rn
honestly one of the funniest games I’ve seen. can’t make this up.
November 16, 2025 at 9:04 PM
I cannot deny that they find the best ways to win a game at the very end. There has to be some sort of stat on this somewhere lol.
Seeing X in his leadership role makes my heart flutter!!
November 16, 2025 at 9:02 PM
Seeing X in his leadership role makes my heart flutter!!
Omg did they just win a game????
November 16, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Omg did they just win a game????
This game sucks. Football is stupid.
November 16, 2025 at 8:09 PM
This game sucks. Football is stupid.
Thinking about you, Mase 🥰🥹😭.
November 16, 2025 at 8:02 PM
Thinking about you, Mase 🥰🥹😭.
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Some of us give Toyotathon its proper respect.
November 16, 2025 at 7:55 PM
Some of us give Toyotathon its proper respect.
Who is QB3 now that Randall Cobb (iykyk) is retired?
November 16, 2025 at 6:47 PM
Who is QB3 now that Randall Cobb (iykyk) is retired?
This is how I feel rn:
November 16, 2025 at 6:40 PM
This is how I feel rn:
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What is Jordan love supposed to do? He’s either running for his life or throwing perfect passes that they drop.
November 16, 2025 at 6:35 PM
What is Jordan love supposed to do? He’s either running for his life or throwing perfect passes that they drop.
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I'm learning that the baseball offseason is mostly just a bunch of dudes throwing around trading conspiracy theories that would make flat earthers weep. Yeah man, that one pitcher you like is coming to the Jays because five years ago he wore a blue hat and mentioned he likes birds. I love it.
November 16, 2025 at 5:10 PM
I'm learning that the baseball offseason is mostly just a bunch of dudes throwing around trading conspiracy theories that would make flat earthers weep. Yeah man, that one pitcher you like is coming to the Jays because five years ago he wore a blue hat and mentioned he likes birds. I love it.
*Carrington noises* (derogatory)
November 16, 2025 at 6:29 PM
*Carrington noises* (derogatory)
Looking like it’s a good day to not be able to watch GBP bc Chicagoland.
November 16, 2025 at 6:19 PM
Looking like it’s a good day to not be able to watch GBP bc Chicagoland.
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Thinking I should make a list of things I need to do that would take less than 5 minutes to actually do them but just haven't yet. Gotta love executive dysfunction 🙃🙃🙃
November 14, 2025 at 8:26 PM
Thinking I should make a list of things I need to do that would take less than 5 minutes to actually do them but just haven't yet. Gotta love executive dysfunction 🙃🙃🙃