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mike☺︎ (discount dracula)
@m1keonl1ne.bsky.social
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What I'm wearing to Bluesky rehab
A white plastic mannequin is posed standing in a rustic themed photo set with exposed wooden walls made of thick beams and iron ties. The mannequin itself has suave combed hair and a thick handlebar mustache that is the same color of white. It is wearing a flowing red floral patterned housecoat with the drawstring/sash done. It is also wearing a grey neck tie It is reminiscent of nostalgic, old-fashioned mens clothing designs
November 25, 2025 at 4:00 AM
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Gratitude by Eredità Beer
Robust Porter - 7.4% ABV
North Haven, CT
November 24, 2025 at 6:06 AM
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Pfefe Hefe by Tactical
Hefeweizen - 5.2% ABV
Orlando, FL
November 23, 2025 at 6:46 AM
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Tennent's by Tennent's Caledonian
Lager - 4% ABV
Glasgow, Scotland
November 23, 2025 at 6:15 AM
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I saw a woman who I very respectfully noticed had what could only be described as a "flat donk" yesterday and it literally looked like this
Close up of SpongeBob's rear end He is wearing a sleek black rubber suit that is form fitted to his square body (which is itself a sponge) and thin legs, but has two very prominent round buttcheeks that jut out of his lower back
November 21, 2025 at 6:19 PM
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Bomb! by Prairie Artisan Ales
Imp. Stout w/ Coffee, Chocolate, Vanilla, & Chili Peppers - 13% ABV
Krebs, OK
November 19, 2025 at 5:45 AM
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Quest Like a Tribe Does by Fonta Flora
Wild Ale conditioned on Blueberry & Peach - 6.4% ABV
Nebo, NC
November 19, 2025 at 5:27 AM
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Quest Like a Tribe Does by Fonta Flora
Wild Ale conditioned on Blueberry & Peach - 6.4% ABV
Nebo, NC
November 19, 2025 at 5:27 AM
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Carlow by The Drowned Lands
Irish Dry Stout - 5.5% ABV
Warwick, NY
November 19, 2025 at 5:04 AM
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Return of the Schwarz by Escape
Schwarzbier - 5% ABV
Trinity, FL
November 19, 2025 at 5:03 AM
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Lollipop Style Raspberry by Sun King
Sour Ale w/ Raspberry - 4.5% ABV
Indianapolis, IN
November 18, 2025 at 6:07 AM
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Island Time by Resident Culture
Mexican Lager - 4.5% ABV
Charlotte, NC
November 18, 2025 at 5:20 AM
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Now Youse Can't Leave by The Bronx
Double IPA w/ Amarillo, Cascade, Blanc, & Sultana - 10.1% ABV
Bronx, NY
November 18, 2025 at 4:32 AM
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Saw a very cool thing at work just now
A large brown and white dog sitting the driver's seat in a black Ford sedan looking ahead at me as I'm taking the photo
November 11, 2025 at 9:44 PM
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Now Playing
Image for a video game called The Outer Worlds 2 It is a highly detailed comical cartoon of a man with a moon for a head wielding a futuristic raygun pistol-looking energy weapon shooting a green bolt of energy. He is wearing a top hat and a tuxedo with a red vest and a white shirt, with white socks and black shoes. He stand triumphantly over an orange alien creature that appears to be deceased against a backdrop with mountains and alien flora with various muted pastel colors. One of the mountains has what appears to be a building with a statue carved out of the cliffside. A spaceship is soaring into the sky above it. Another planet with a relatively thin ring is set in the sky with another large moon or possibly a planet behind it in the distance.
November 11, 2025 at 6:36 AM
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Haunted House by Allagash
Dark Ale - 6.7% ABV
Portland, ME
November 11, 2025 at 5:25 AM
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Dissatisfied by 2nd Shift
TDH Hazy DIPA w/ Idaho 7 Citra & Simcoe - 8% ABV
Saint Louis, MO
November 11, 2025 at 5:14 AM
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PILS by Sierra Nevada
European-style Pale Lager - 4.7% ABV
Chico, CA
November 3, 2025 at 7:50 PM
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Healed by The Veil
Festbier - 5.5% ABV
Richmond, VA
November 3, 2025 at 7:24 PM
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Dwarf Invasion by B. Nektar Meadery
Mead w/ Balaton Cherries - 6.1% ABV
Ferndale, MI
November 3, 2025 at 7:19 PM
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Could be a King Rail, it has very similar feather colors, but the beak seems too short 🤷‍♂️

Could be a clapper but it doesn't have reddish orange eye color and has white-gray striped feathers
October 20, 2025 at 4:55 PM
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Found a lil guy at work tn
iPhone photo of a juvenile limpkin (a small brown bird with a small round head and long, slightly curved bill) wrapped in a black canvas apron held in my left hand (I have light brown skin and black wiry arm hair. I have a silver wrist watch).
October 20, 2025 at 1:53 AM
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Saving this for December
iPhone screenshot of a draft for a post on Bluesky by me that reads, "A Christmas themed cocktail called an Ebenezer Screwdriver."
October 17, 2025 at 2:29 AM
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Torches Vol. II by Fonta Flora
Mixed-Culture Ale w/ Calendula, Catnip, Mullein & Tulsi - 6.2% ABV
Nebo, NC
October 15, 2025 at 3:43 AM
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Carlow by the Drowned Lands
Irish Dry Stout - 5.5% ABV
Warwick, NY
October 14, 2025 at 4:22 AM