I’ve been in retail for half my life but my upcoming relocation to MN is making me seriously contemplate a change. I’ve literally never had to write a resume so I’m dipping my toe in uncharted waters.
January 22, 2026 at 8:47 PM
I’ve been in retail for half my life but my upcoming relocation to MN is making me seriously contemplate a change. I’ve literally never had to write a resume so I’m dipping my toe in uncharted waters.
My top 4 records of the year. Let’s hope 2026 brings more great music and hopefully the overdue passing of a certain entrepreneur made famous by a cameo on the hit movie Home Alone 2: Lost in New York.
January 1, 2026 at 3:47 AM
My top 4 records of the year. Let’s hope 2026 brings more great music and hopefully the overdue passing of a certain entrepreneur made famous by a cameo on the hit movie Home Alone 2: Lost in New York.
I turn 40 today and not only is it my bday but also national coming out day. My chosen online moniker was selected because it’s a homophone of Gay Buttsex. And I too am a type of homo
October 12, 2025 at 1:00 AM
I turn 40 today and not only is it my bday but also national coming out day. My chosen online moniker was selected because it’s a homophone of Gay Buttsex. And I too am a type of homo
Orlandoversary was a hit. The Helios grand hotel is much smaller than expected, but the amenities were nice. Best aspect was direct access to Epic Universe. The parts of the park we went to were absolutely amazing… we fully avoided the HP⚡️ portion. Fuck JKR
July 16, 2025 at 5:44 PM
Orlandoversary was a hit. The Helios grand hotel is much smaller than expected, but the amenities were nice. Best aspect was direct access to Epic Universe. The parts of the park we went to were absolutely amazing… we fully avoided the HP⚡️ portion. Fuck JKR
Trying out this new hotel for Orlandoversary. So far it’s been pretty… epic! 🍅🍅🍅
July 11, 2025 at 9:07 PM
Trying out this new hotel for Orlandoversary. So far it’s been pretty… epic! 🍅🍅🍅
Born to be a tyrant, forced to be patient while dad takes his silly pictures
July 11, 2025 at 1:35 PM
Born to be a tyrant, forced to be patient while dad takes his silly pictures
This is how SKB looks at you when she wants couch time. (She’s not allowed to jump onto the couch herself, but is allowed up if asking nicely)
June 3, 2025 at 8:55 PM
This is how SKB looks at you when she wants couch time. (She’s not allowed to jump onto the couch herself, but is allowed up if asking nicely)
My MIL has the cutest cat. Not anywhere near as friendly as Des, but she’s cute and fluffy.
May 29, 2025 at 6:59 AM
My MIL has the cutest cat. Not anywhere near as friendly as Des, but she’s cute and fluffy.
FL ➡️ MN Have a great holiday weekend, friends.
May 24, 2025 at 8:21 PM
FL ➡️ MN Have a great holiday weekend, friends.
Wow I graduated pharmacy school 12 years ago…. 😵💫😵💫😵💫
Oh and just to give context to the picture, we had our graduation on Monday.
Oh and just to give context to the picture, we had our graduation on Monday.
May 5, 2025 at 7:36 PM
Wow I graduated pharmacy school 12 years ago…. 😵💫😵💫😵💫
Oh and just to give context to the picture, we had our graduation on Monday.
Oh and just to give context to the picture, we had our graduation on Monday.
I’m so into the Starbucks cherry chai right now
April 26, 2025 at 1:30 PM
I’m so into the Starbucks cherry chai right now
And this is my stars Druid, Hibiscus!
April 19, 2025 at 3:06 PM
And this is my stars Druid, Hibiscus!
Here’s my Giant Barb, Hyacinth. Absolutely loving patch 8 of bg3.
April 19, 2025 at 2:39 PM
Here’s my Giant Barb, Hyacinth. Absolutely loving patch 8 of bg3.
Tbh I’m not a fan how thin and fair my body hair is. It’s giving naked mole rat.
April 19, 2025 at 3:02 AM
Tbh I’m not a fan how thin and fair my body hair is. It’s giving naked mole rat.
One thing about SKB is that this goofy girl will lock in the second a camera is pointed at her. Very Alex Consani coded.
April 15, 2025 at 9:47 PM
One thing about SKB is that this goofy girl will lock in the second a camera is pointed at her. Very Alex Consani coded.
Oh Des… napping in the same position since he was just a kitty
April 3, 2025 at 6:48 PM
Oh Des… napping in the same position since he was just a kitty
What a day. Just put me back on the bench please 🫠
March 18, 2025 at 10:20 PM
What a day. Just put me back on the bench please 🫠
No cheating! Post the last photo of your pet
March 14, 2025 at 4:51 PM
No cheating! Post the last photo of your pet
Gay Buttsex with the squirrel girl superiority 💅🏽🐿️
February 24, 2025 at 10:47 PM
Gay Buttsex with the squirrel girl superiority 💅🏽🐿️
Weeks old now but this photo/headline combo continues to sum up my feelings about this season.
February 22, 2025 at 5:05 AM
Weeks old now but this photo/headline combo continues to sum up my feelings about this season.
Remember the early days of OW1 when it was so easy to play widow? now in MR I play Wanda bc I can’t be bothered to aim…. 😔
February 20, 2025 at 10:40 PM
Remember the early days of OW1 when it was so easy to play widow? now in MR I play Wanda bc I can’t be bothered to aim…. 😔
Back downtown in SF hanging out in the Castro for the rest of the week.
February 20, 2025 at 3:11 AM
Back downtown in SF hanging out in the Castro for the rest of the week.
The views at point lobos were insane
February 19, 2025 at 1:26 AM
The views at point lobos were insane
