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Gabe Uhtzeks
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Ok, hi. 🌝
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Name: Mikey

Pronouns: He/Him 🙋🏻‍♂️

Location: FL (relocation imminent)

Interests: Travel, Musi, Football Video Games, Movies, Board Games

Vocation: Pharmacist
My top 4 records of the year. Let’s hope 2026 brings more great music and hopefully the overdue passing of a certain entrepreneur made famous by a cameo on the hit movie Home Alone 2: Lost in New York.
January 1, 2026 at 3:47 AM
Elphaba, who is seen as virtuous yet prone to militant acts of rebellion, ended up having to fake her own death and escape.

Glinda, the complicit and seemingly powerless of the two, was able to dismantle the government and effectively take over as leader in a day.
November 30, 2025 at 6:16 PM
I turn 40 today and not only is it my bday but also national coming out day. My chosen online moniker was selected because it’s a homophone of Gay Buttsex. And I too am a type of homo
October 12, 2025 at 1:00 AM
As of last the two worst teams in the NFL (at least for now) are the cowboys and the chiefs, and as a long time 49ers fan and a JB9 aficionado, this makes me so damn happy.
September 6, 2025 at 1:08 PM
Listening to Hayley and I’m so obsessed with Whim it’s such a cute lil song.
August 30, 2025 at 6:34 PM
Orlandoversary was a hit. The Helios grand hotel is much smaller than expected, but the amenities were nice. Best aspect was direct access to Epic Universe. The parts of the park we went to were absolutely amazing… we fully avoided the HP⚡️ portion. Fuck JKR
July 16, 2025 at 5:44 PM
Trying out this new hotel for Orlandoversary. So far it’s been pretty… epic! 🍅🍅🍅
July 11, 2025 at 9:07 PM
Born to be a tyrant, forced to be patient while dad takes his silly pictures
July 11, 2025 at 1:35 PM
Literally same
June 20, 2025 at 8:20 PM
This is how SKB looks at you when she wants couch time. (She’s not allowed to jump onto the couch herself, but is allowed up if asking nicely)
June 3, 2025 at 8:55 PM
My MIL has the cutest cat. Not anywhere near as friendly as Des, but she’s cute and fluffy.
May 29, 2025 at 6:59 AM
Kettering-The Antlers

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May 28, 2025 at 6:06 AM
FL ➡️ MN Have a great holiday weekend, friends.
May 24, 2025 at 8:21 PM
Wow I graduated pharmacy school 12 years ago…. 😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫

Oh and just to give context to the picture, we had our graduation on Monday.
May 5, 2025 at 7:36 PM
I’m so into the Starbucks cherry chai right now
April 26, 2025 at 1:30 PM
ISO ways to get Joe’s crest of reliability tattooed without being mistaken for a practicing Christian.
April 20, 2025 at 5:18 PM
Here’s my Giant Barb, Hyacinth. Absolutely loving patch 8 of bg3.
April 19, 2025 at 2:39 PM
Tbh I’m not a fan how thin and fair my body hair is. It’s giving naked mole rat.
April 19, 2025 at 3:02 AM
One thing about SKB is that this goofy girl will lock in the second a camera is pointed at her. Very Alex Consani coded.
April 15, 2025 at 9:47 PM
the storyline with the girls was really cathartic; I loved how it wrapped up. A big theme of the season was people in turmoil for denying their flaws then finally finding resolution when they acknowledge who they really are/meant to be. Self actualization is so powerful 🧐
April 8, 2025 at 3:21 PM
Oh Des… napping in the same position since he was just a kitty
April 3, 2025 at 6:48 PM
What a day. Just put me back on the bench please 🫠
March 18, 2025 at 10:20 PM