Chris Gale
@m0nastic.bsky.social
📍DC 📸 (also infosec/privacy)
https://chrisgale.photo
https://chrisgale.photo
A lot of time when I'm in NYC I get bbq at Virgils which is a huge place with a giant-ass sign right off Times Square and should mathematically not be able to be good but it's fucking great.
November 25, 2025 at 10:32 PM
A lot of time when I'm in NYC I get bbq at Virgils which is a huge place with a giant-ass sign right off Times Square and should mathematically not be able to be good but it's fucking great.
I have never come around on the Beatles, but I had the misfortune growing up of hearing them after hearing the Monkees and despite how insane it sounds, I always think of them as a Monkees knock off. But also no one should take my music advice.
November 23, 2025 at 6:10 PM
I have never come around on the Beatles, but I had the misfortune growing up of hearing them after hearing the Monkees and despite how insane it sounds, I always think of them as a Monkees knock off. But also no one should take my music advice.
"And then he says, 'Is this U2?'...'No, I don't think so.'...'You're right; this is The Fat Boys, Wipeout'. "
November 16, 2025 at 2:04 AM
"And then he says, 'Is this U2?'...'No, I don't think so.'...'You're right; this is The Fat Boys, Wipeout'. "
whichever of those he's using in the chorus to Take it or Leave it
November 14, 2025 at 9:27 PM
whichever of those he's using in the chorus to Take it or Leave it
When he played for the Bears I said it was because they were the Bears and now that he's with the Jets I don't know that it's fair to shift the blame considering their QB history.
November 14, 2025 at 3:56 AM
When he played for the Bears I said it was because they were the Bears and now that he's with the Jets I don't know that it's fair to shift the blame considering their QB history.
It was the best of sellers, it was the worst of sellers.
November 3, 2025 at 5:02 PM
It was the best of sellers, it was the worst of sellers.
They would have to grease the sides of the pyramid.
November 3, 2025 at 12:41 AM
They would have to grease the sides of the pyramid.
let me put out the bat signal.
October 20, 2025 at 5:45 PM
let me put out the bat signal.
The only suspicious thing in that interview is that he would have said "women don't like the truck" and not called them "females"
October 16, 2025 at 5:56 PM
The only suspicious thing in that interview is that he would have said "women don't like the truck" and not called them "females"
9-8 here we come baby!
October 6, 2025 at 3:28 AM
9-8 here we come baby!
People really out there hating on Mac Jones where he's just sitting home trying to perfect his one-man show version of Victor/Victoria.
October 2, 2025 at 9:36 PM
People really out there hating on Mac Jones where he's just sitting home trying to perfect his one-man show version of Victor/Victoria.
This whole episode was great, but this sequence made me laugh harder than I'd laughed in a long time.
September 30, 2025 at 6:00 PM
This whole episode was great, but this sequence made me laugh harder than I'd laughed in a long time.
me filming the manager of a Bass Pro Shop after he refuses to accept my $3 bills: "How dare you sir! Are you not a patriot!"
September 24, 2025 at 10:50 PM
me filming the manager of a Bass Pro Shop after he refuses to accept my $3 bills: "How dare you sir! Are you not a patriot!"
Me out here being forced to count the number of fingers before hitting the like button.
September 12, 2025 at 9:46 PM
Me out here being forced to count the number of fingers before hitting the like button.
Clearly in the pocket of Big Waveform.
September 11, 2025 at 5:58 PM
Clearly in the pocket of Big Waveform.
It sounds like a Don Draper pitch for Secret deodorant that the client passed on.
September 8, 2025 at 8:02 PM
It sounds like a Don Draper pitch for Secret deodorant that the client passed on.
Was he buying the good fireworks? What possible reason is he in New Hampshire if not some nefarious bullshit.
August 31, 2025 at 8:55 PM
Was he buying the good fireworks? What possible reason is he in New Hampshire if not some nefarious bullshit.
Honestly, with how Bowser has comported herself during this whole ordeal I'd settle for Springfield's Mayor Quimby.
August 27, 2025 at 8:48 PM
Honestly, with how Bowser has comported herself during this whole ordeal I'd settle for Springfield's Mayor Quimby.
honestly rather they gave me a real bag of chips.
August 21, 2025 at 2:02 AM
honestly rather they gave me a real bag of chips.
the cursed hellspawn of Dave Gahan and Nathan Fielder
August 19, 2025 at 2:27 AM
the cursed hellspawn of Dave Gahan and Nathan Fielder
I'm just impressed her studio has all three of the classics "To Kill a Mockingbird", "The Great Gatsby" and "Michelangelo".
August 11, 2025 at 1:43 AM
I'm just impressed her studio has all three of the classics "To Kill a Mockingbird", "The Great Gatsby" and "Michelangelo".