Mary S
@m-k-s-2.bsky.social
Former NICU RN who now wastes her time writing stories, taking photographs, and drawing pictures. My goal is to provide humor as an antidote for negativity.
Her recent statements such as, "I never saw the President do..." are a clever way to avoid perjury charges. He was NOT the President when she saw Trump's actions at those parties so she's not lying. She should be asked if she saw Donald Trump do..."
November 22, 2025 at 11:54 AM
Her recent statements such as, "I never saw the President do..." are a clever way to avoid perjury charges. He was NOT the President when she saw Trump's actions at those parties so she's not lying. She should be asked if she saw Donald Trump do..."
In Maryland we cook crabs in beer, so why not mussels? I have some mussels on hand and I'm tired of the same-old-same-old so I'll try your suggestion.
November 22, 2025 at 11:41 AM
In Maryland we cook crabs in beer, so why not mussels? I have some mussels on hand and I'm tired of the same-old-same-old so I'll try your suggestion.
I remember the upside down man and the man with a lot of feathers. I used to see them on display at our friend's (Tom and Ed's) house.
September 18, 2025 at 1:25 PM
I remember the upside down man and the man with a lot of feathers. I used to see them on display at our friend's (Tom and Ed's) house.
The culture of appropriating artwork that belongs to other countries?
July 12, 2025 at 12:05 PM
The culture of appropriating artwork that belongs to other countries?
Sexualizing is in the eye of the beholder.
July 5, 2025 at 11:24 AM
Sexualizing is in the eye of the beholder.
Yes. It is an essence collected using fracking underneath garbage dumps.
July 1, 2025 at 9:42 AM
Yes. It is an essence collected using fracking underneath garbage dumps.
Prototype of a solar powered vacuum.
June 29, 2025 at 2:26 AM
Prototype of a solar powered vacuum.
Based on this, can we assume Charlie boycotts Chick-fil-A?
June 27, 2025 at 10:48 AM
Based on this, can we assume Charlie boycotts Chick-fil-A?
Who knew spiders have such cute fur? If we all had teeny, weeny hands we could pet them.
June 25, 2025 at 9:49 PM
Who knew spiders have such cute fur? If we all had teeny, weeny hands we could pet them.
Tipp for foocher mischiff: Rolle on backe to showe tummy, lookz cute to Dade and he will pette you. That's way you can do bothe bites AND clawe Dade at saime times.
June 23, 2025 at 8:20 AM
Tipp for foocher mischiff: Rolle on backe to showe tummy, lookz cute to Dade and he will pette you. That's way you can do bothe bites AND clawe Dade at saime times.
I can't explain it, but, as people in their 70's, my family and friends hope never to be mistaken for them. None of us have ever voted Republican, maybe because we've lived our lives in Maryland where we learned that diversity is not something to be afraid of and empathy is an honorable thing.
June 22, 2025 at 10:48 AM
I can't explain it, but, as people in their 70's, my family and friends hope never to be mistaken for them. None of us have ever voted Republican, maybe because we've lived our lives in Maryland where we learned that diversity is not something to be afraid of and empathy is an honorable thing.
It's because facial recognition software will ID them as Proud Boys and convicted/pardoned Jan 6ers
June 21, 2025 at 12:29 AM
It's because facial recognition software will ID them as Proud Boys and convicted/pardoned Jan 6ers
They're not the only ones.
June 20, 2025 at 3:21 PM
They're not the only ones.
Guess it will take just a little bit longer to set up his gold mining operation on Mars.
June 19, 2025 at 12:26 PM
Guess it will take just a little bit longer to set up his gold mining operation on Mars.
We use the kind with hot pepper in it (when it's not sold out due to popular demand.😉) The birds don't notice the hot but the squirrels stay away.
June 18, 2025 at 8:35 PM
We use the kind with hot pepper in it (when it's not sold out due to popular demand.😉) The birds don't notice the hot but the squirrels stay away.
Anyone who has ever owned and loved a cat/cats can appreciate what you and your cat are going through.
June 18, 2025 at 5:55 PM
Anyone who has ever owned and loved a cat/cats can appreciate what you and your cat are going through.
He needs a thesaurus to find synonyms for the word "bad." Oh, wait! I forgot. He doesn't know how to read.
June 18, 2025 at 5:49 PM
He needs a thesaurus to find synonyms for the word "bad." Oh, wait! I forgot. He doesn't know how to read.
I'll sleep better tonight after hearing this.
June 18, 2025 at 3:15 PM
I'll sleep better tonight after hearing this.
Allergic reaction is just a cover-up. Actually, she had a miscarriage...of justice.
June 18, 2025 at 3:09 PM
Allergic reaction is just a cover-up. Actually, she had a miscarriage...of justice.
The allergic reaction is a cover-up. She had a miscarriage of justice.
June 18, 2025 at 11:55 AM
The allergic reaction is a cover-up. She had a miscarriage of justice.
That explains why each blueberry costs $1.25.
June 17, 2025 at 1:31 PM
That explains why each blueberry costs $1.25.