Mary S
@m-k-s-2.bsky.social
Former NICU RN who now wastes her time writing stories, taking photographs, and drawing pictures. My goal is to provide humor as an antidote for negativity.
When a praying mantis is a preying mantis, it's stll a mantis.
September 30, 2025 at 10:32 AM
When a praying mantis is a preying mantis, it's stll a mantis.
Sunflower with Oppositional Defiant Disorder refuses to face the sun like his siblings.
September 18, 2025 at 1:35 PM
Sunflower with Oppositional Defiant Disorder refuses to face the sun like his siblings.
Who knew spiders have such cute fur? If we all had teeny, weeny hands we could pet them.
June 25, 2025 at 9:49 PM
Who knew spiders have such cute fur? If we all had teeny, weeny hands we could pet them.
Maybe they make one for boarding a plane...
June 9, 2025 at 2:50 PM
Maybe they make one for boarding a plane...
I threw together a fluffy cherry dessert for a picnic today. If they ask what I call it, I'm thinking of saying Cherry Revenge. Do you think they'll get it?
May 26, 2025 at 9:23 PM
I threw together a fluffy cherry dessert for a picnic today. If they ask what I call it, I'm thinking of saying Cherry Revenge. Do you think they'll get it?
Why are we not talking about his facial droop, use of left hand instead of right, continued incoherent language. Did he have a stroke?
May 16, 2025 at 10:33 AM
Why are we not talking about his facial droop, use of left hand instead of right, continued incoherent language. Did he have a stroke?
Maryland crab cakes anyone?
May 3, 2025 at 1:24 AM
Maryland crab cakes anyone?
If Mother Earth was pregnant with fraternal twins (a male and a female) sired by Father Sky, the gender reveal event would look like this.
April 1, 2025 at 1:30 PM
If Mother Earth was pregnant with fraternal twins (a male and a female) sired by Father Sky, the gender reveal event would look like this.
The WAFER type, not the dry NB cookie with a microscopic dab of peanut butter-like product, however.
March 28, 2025 at 12:05 PM
The WAFER type, not the dry NB cookie with a microscopic dab of peanut butter-like product, however.
You need to wear a mask to stop a virus attack. This is the mask of choice for that crowd.
March 23, 2025 at 5:13 PM
You need to wear a mask to stop a virus attack. This is the mask of choice for that crowd.
I'm postin this for your viewin pleasure. (They must have run out of G's at the prison sign shop.)
March 8, 2025 at 11:28 PM
I'm postin this for your viewin pleasure. (They must have run out of G's at the prison sign shop.)
If they DO attend, I recommend that they dress like this--
March 3, 2025 at 6:30 PM
If they DO attend, I recommend that they dress like this--
Suggested attire for Democrats to wear at the State of the Union address.
March 3, 2025 at 2:06 PM
Suggested attire for Democrats to wear at the State of the Union address.
I'm trying the Amazon "see it in your room" feature to see if picturing it on my bed really helps me decide if I want that drill.
February 26, 2025 at 3:40 AM
I'm trying the Amazon "see it in your room" feature to see if picturing it on my bed really helps me decide if I want that drill.
I'm old enough to remember the Billboard Top 100's 1959 Song of the Year: Billy Horton's "Battle of New Orleans" which was a song about the last battle of the War of 1812. However, some of the lyrics would not work today. On the other hand, we have a different battle to fight.
February 21, 2025 at 3:56 PM
I'm old enough to remember the Billboard Top 100's 1959 Song of the Year: Billy Horton's "Battle of New Orleans" which was a song about the last battle of the War of 1812. However, some of the lyrics would not work today. On the other hand, we have a different battle to fight.
How big is your herd? This is just a small section of my back yard this afternoon.We counted a total of 9.
February 18, 2025 at 10:58 PM
How big is your herd? This is just a small section of my back yard this afternoon.We counted a total of 9.
**FAKE NEWS**
The state of New Mexico is being renamed to honor a great "American" patriot.
The state of New Mexico is being renamed to honor a great "American" patriot.
February 13, 2025 at 12:30 AM
**FAKE NEWS**
The state of New Mexico is being renamed to honor a great "American" patriot.
The state of New Mexico is being renamed to honor a great "American" patriot.
Doing the same except where I live in Maryland, they really aren't clear.
February 12, 2025 at 12:28 PM
Doing the same except where I live in Maryland, they really aren't clear.
The heron decided not to sit still for a photo. He took off flying, resulting in an even better shot. Blackwater National Wildlife Refuge, Cambridge, MD. Dec. 2024 #birds
February 9, 2025 at 2:41 AM
The heron decided not to sit still for a photo. He took off flying, resulting in an even better shot. Blackwater National Wildlife Refuge, Cambridge, MD. Dec. 2024 #birds
If a wicker basket had a baby with Hello,Kitty...
February 3, 2025 at 3:14 PM
If a wicker basket had a baby with Hello,Kitty...
Elon is calling for a boycott of Wikipedia because he considers it a left-leaning ptopaganda tool. Therefore I am doing this.
January 31, 2025 at 10:50 AM
Elon is calling for a boycott of Wikipedia because he considers it a left-leaning ptopaganda tool. Therefore I am doing this.